2 billion to watch Royal Wedding

**pantherhound** · 04-29-2011 11:15 AM

he's wearin gold, he's got the jakies on, woteva

where are the tin cans and shit dangling from the back of the chariot?

**kiwiMark** · 04-29-2011 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by pantherhound

this is fuckin boring

Why does the queen always look so bored?

think you've answered your own question there bud

**kiwiMark** · 04-29-2011 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by WillburForce

I just hope Prince Phillip does a live speech to the nation.

If you thought OngBonga was racist (joking) wait till you hear this old boy get going.

I hope everyone knows Prince Philip is a god. From wikipedia:

The inhabitants of some small villages in Vanuatu also worship Prince Philip as a god; the islanders possess portraits of the Duke and hold feasts on his birthday.

The Resident Commissioner suggested that the Prince send them a portrait of himself. A signed official photograph was duly dispatched. The villagers responded by sending a traditional nal-nal club. As requested the Prince in return sent them a photograph of himself posing with the weapon.

They must've been fucking stoked.

**rong** · 04-29-2011 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by Duffryn

Almost everyone in this thread has said they are not bothered, so why the live coverage?

It's because we're British, and although other countries won't admit it, secretly they know we're better than them.

**kevster** · 04-29-2011 11:37 AM

Originally Posted by pantherhound

this is fuckin boring

Why does the queen always look so bored? It's her grandson's wedding ffs. she looks like she doesn't want to be there.

You're mistaking boredom for misery. She's the most miserable fucker I have ever seen.

**Ash256** · 04-29-2011 01:20 PM

The challenge is now to have a better night than Prince William. Not easy.

**BennyLaRue** · 04-29-2011 02:00 PM

Pippa > Kate?

**kiwiMark** · 04-29-2011 02:02 PM

Originally Posted by BennyLaRue

Pippa > Kate?

no doubt. get in there harry ldo

**IowaSkinsFan** · 04-29-2011 03:23 PM

Are you kidding? Kate is pretty freaking hot.

**Luco** · 04-29-2011 03:29 PM

Kate on the left.

Yeah, it's marginal

**BennyLaRue** · 04-29-2011 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by IowaSkinsFan

Are you kidding? Kate is pretty freaking hot.

Sure, sure. We can both be right here though.

**BennyLaRue** · 04-29-2011 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by Lucothefish

Kate on the left.

Whose left? Pippa's left?

Or are you in the Southern Hemisphere and left is right?

**eugmac** · 04-29-2011 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by BennyLaRue

Pippa > Kate?

IMO no

**givememyleg** · 04-29-2011 04:14 PM

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**rong** · 04-29-2011 08:45 PM

I went to a royal wedding street party, I'm trashed, god bless those royals and there power to create bank holidays.

**kevster** · 04-29-2011 08:57 PM

I fukcging haet the royelsa but at least the boy chose well. Middleton is fit,

**BennyLaRue** · 04-29-2011 09:43 PM

As a fiddle? Or less than one?

**kevster** · 04-30-2011 10:25 AM

Fit is an English expression meaning hot, smokin', etc.

**BennyLaRue** · 04-30-2011 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by kevster

Fit is an English expression meaning hot, smokin', etc.

But as a fiddle?

Fiddles are fit, apparently.

**kevster** · 04-30-2011 09:04 PM

Originally Posted by BennyLaRue

But as a fiddle?

Fiddles are fit, apparently.

Yeah, right. There's a thread to be made on bizzare English expressions that have flown down through the ages but have lost all relation to reality along the way.

At least "fit as a butcher's dog" makes sense.

**Jack Sawyer** · 05-01-2011 09:42 AM

9 January & 21 June? Holy shit, its doomed to fail according to the astrology

**Jack Sawyer** · 05-01-2011 09:44 AM

Originally Posted by BennyLaRue

Pippa > Kate?

+1 Benny

**rong** · 05-01-2011 11:58 AM

If the daily sport was still around, do you think they'd have been trying for an upskirt shot as she got out of the car? If so, would that be some sort of treason?

04-29-2011 11:15 AM #51
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04-29-2011 11:26 AM #52
kiwiMark View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Jul 2009 Posts 3,337 Location Nu Zuland bru	Originally Posted by pantherhound this is fuckin boring Why does the queen always look so bored? think you've answered your own question there bud

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kiwiMark View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Jul 2009 Posts 3,337 Location Nu Zuland bru	Originally Posted by WillburForce I just hope Prince Phillip does a live speech to the nation. If you thought OngBonga was racist (joking) wait till you hear this old boy get going. I hope everyone knows Prince Philip is a god. From wikipedia: The inhabitants of some small villages in Vanuatu also worship Prince Philip as a god; the islanders possess portraits of the Duke and hold feasts on his birthday. The Resident Commissioner suggested that the Prince send them a portrait of himself. A signed official photograph was duly dispatched. The villagers responded by sending a traditional nal-nal club. As requested the Prince in return sent them a photograph of himself posing with the weapon. They must've been fucking stoked.

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rong View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Nov 2008 Posts 5,768 Location behind you with an axe	Originally Posted by Duffryn Almost everyone in this thread has said they are not bothered, so why the live coverage? It's because we're British, and although other countries won't admit it, secretly they know we're better than them.
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kevster View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date May 2006 Posts 2,063 Location Fold City	Originally Posted by pantherhound this is fuckin boring Why does the queen always look so bored? It's her grandson's wedding ffs. she looks like she doesn't want to be there. You're mistaking boredom for misery. She's the most miserable fucker I have ever seen.
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BennyLaRue View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date Sep 2007 Posts 5,526	Originally Posted by Lucothefish Kate on the left. Whose left? Pippa's left? Or are you in the Southern Hemisphere and left is right?
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kevster View Profile View Forum Posts Private Message Join Date May 2006 Posts 2,063 Location Fold City	Originally Posted by BennyLaRue But as a fiddle? Fiddles are fit, apparently. Yeah, right. There's a thread to be made on bizzare English expressions that have flown down through the ages but have lost all relation to reality along the way. At least "fit as a butcher's dog" makes sense.
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