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12-23-2007, 12:35 AM
Post subject: 1k for free!
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I will play 1000 hands of poker tomorrow. If I don't, I will give the first person that replies to this thread 1k. $1000 to the person that replies to this thread if I don't play 1k hands tomorrow.
I'll post pictures to prove I played 1k hands if somebody tells me how.
Happy holidays everyone.
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bigspenda73
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hi
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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I'm tempted to delete your replies to make it look like I was first to reply. But something tells me UG'll be able to waltz through 1000 hands tomorrow.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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bigspenda73
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Nah, I just hired 2 holiday hookers at $300/pop to spend all day with UG tomorrow, ship the $400 in EV BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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UG
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I'm gonna do it.
If I don't Spenda has 1k.
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Isn't that just like playing for 4 hours at the most?
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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bigspenda73
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WAIT, I THOUGHT THIS WAS LIVE...
fuck that...
jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk
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UG
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I set the bar so low because I can't jump very high
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Numbr2intheWorld
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i think i need to actually start doing this to motivate myself
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wufwugy
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LIve cam or it's your buddies playing.
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flomo
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
Nah, I just hired 2 holiday hookers at $300/pop to spend all day with UG tomorrow, ship the $400 in EV BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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female hookers don't work on him
he didn't even go to the strip clubs in vegas(where women take their clothes off)
he may have gone to others
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Originally Posted by bigred
Protect dog
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I set the bar so low because I can't jump very high
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drink less beer!
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bigspenda73
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
Nah, I just hired 2 holiday hookers at $300/pop to spend all day with UG tomorrow, ship the $400 in EV BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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female hookers don't work on him
he didn't even go to the strip clubs in vegas(where women take their clothes off)
he may have gone to others
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You're right, I found a flight for $285 out there so now we're looking at somewhere in the neighborhood of $115 in EV+2 chicks at the same time if he turns them down, which has to be mucho mucho +++EV.
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gabe
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ug, if u play 3k hands ill send the 50th poster $100 !!
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gabe
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jk!
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lol, spendas praying you lose all power to tommorrow.
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Flopping quads and boats like its my job
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bigred
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ug, when are you doing this? vent for motivation?
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LOL OPERATIONS
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Lukie
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[ ] 1k for free
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bigspenda73
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uhhhhhhh earth to UG!
seriously dude get to playing if you haven't
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gabe
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ha guess he didnt do it!
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bigspenda73
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if UG sends me $1k I'm using it on a flight to go out there, then some hookers and blow, and party with him.
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UG
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ha, 'sup guys, X-mas travels have pulled me away.
anyway, got in a little under 1100 hands 4-6 tabling. didn't take me that long but goddamn was I hungover. made a few buy-ins because low-limit poker is pretty silly...
as soon as stuff settles down (26th of December) I'll play again...but there's no way on earth I'm making a stupid bet like that. with my hangover and having to do shit all day (last minute x-mas shopping, family dinner on Sunday night, watching a movie with the family) I almost didn't get it done.
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I think you should still send spenda the 1k, because that'll be an awesome TR.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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It wouldn't be the first time you paid for companionship, either. BAH DUM CHI!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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