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spoonitnow
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01-06-2008, 05:04 PM
Post subject: 13 yo brother caught looking at cartoon porn shit
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Straight Flush
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So I'm downstairs chillin, just closed out my tables from a 3 or 4 hour session and from the upstairs I hear my mom yell "CASEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT GODDAMN" (Casey is my brother's name obv).
Now I don't know if he was spanking it or not but hearing your mom yell "WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HOMER'S DICK" is hilarity beyond anything imaginable.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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pankfish
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Flush
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damn, that's humiliating.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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You need to teach him how to get real poon. Maybe your cousin could help?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Ash256
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rofl
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Numbr2intheWorld
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wow
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WildBobAA
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thread useless w/o pics
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euphoricism
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Rule 34 baby
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BigBadBull
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Simpsons porn?! lol
Dude, you really have to teach him how to get real porn before he goes all weird on you 
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
You need to teach him how to get real poon. Maybe your cousin could help?
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Maybe your mom could help.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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wufwugy
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My mom could help.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
My mom could help.
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Useless without pics.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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wufwugy
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I have three mommies.
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
I have three mommies.
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That's fucking hot.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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wufwugy
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That's six titties.
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spoonitnow
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And four vaginas.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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wufwugy
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Dude why would you bring up vaginas when discussing my mother? So rude.
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BigBadBull
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
That's six titties.
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Originally Posted by WildBobAA
thread useless w/o pics
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spoonitnow
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Originally Posted by wufwugy
Dude why would you bring up vaginas when discussing my mother? So rude.
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Why would your mother bring up the asses in your avatar?
Perhaps she wanted to eat them.
One for each mom?
That explains everything.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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wufwugy
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Why are we talking about Somerset Maugham?
/thread.
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Oh wow
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BankItDrew
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I got caught once. Most embarassing moment of my life. But I'm not going to talk about it.
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Originally Posted by BankItDrew
I got caught once. Most embarassing moment of my life. But I'm not going to talk about it.
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Is wasnt you, it was a friend of yours, Tell us about this friend...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by spoonitnow
So I'm downstairs chillin, just closed out my tables from a 3 or 4 hour session and from the upstairs I hear my mom yell "CASEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT GODDAMN" (Casey is my brother's name obv).
Now I don't know if he was spanking it or not but hearing your mom yell "WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HOMER'S DICK" is hilarity beyond anything imaginable.
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Wow, that's just terrible.
LOL Is that a true story?
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bigred
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Originally Posted by BankItDrew
I got caught once. Most embarassing moment of my life. But I'm not going to talk about it.
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Thread is useless without story
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LOL OPERATIONS
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
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Quality bump
And yeah the shit was true
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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kevster
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Quality Bump +1.
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Originally Posted by BankItDrew
I got caught once. Most embarassing moment of my life. But I'm not going to talk about it.
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No-one would say this unless they wanted to talk about it. Spill!!!
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wow surprised ur brother hasnt offed himself yet.
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