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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2005
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How do you get a dead baby into a jar?
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
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blender?
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Correct.
So, how do you get a dead baby out of a jar?
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
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season it up with some pepper&salt, mix in some chopped up onion and jalepeno and then tortilla chips becomes the prefered method.
However of course your could go the mediterranean route and mix in some olive oil, pureed chick peas, some garlic and assorted other spices and of course the prefered method becomes pita bread.
Its all a matter of personal tastes, I prefer to go south of the boarder personally.
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Xianti
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Administrator
Administrator
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{Split from "I hope no one has forgotten"}
Is it fun crapping in someone else's legit thread with off-topic idiocy?
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Full House
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Chicago
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bah, guess that was kinda rude.. sorry courtie, I just cant resist a good dead baby joke I guess :-\
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Trikflow77
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: im so asian
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how many X's are people allowed to have?
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: IRC Chat Room
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Originally Posted by Xianti
{Split from "I hope no one has forgotten"}
Is it fun crapping in someone else's legit thread with off-topic idiocy?
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Yes.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: IRC Chat Room
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wow i'm a dick when i get bored
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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BankItDrew
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Losing Prop Bets
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How do you get a dozen babies into a pick up truck?
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: IRC Chat Room
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Originally Posted by BankItDrew
How do you get a dozen babies into a pick up truck?
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A pitchfork
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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blackatom
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Join Date: May 2007
Location: The big D
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What's the best thing about twenty-eight year olds?
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TylerK
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
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What's the best thing about twenty-eight year olds?
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There are twenty of them
This joke is much better when it's spoken rather than written
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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Muzzard
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: Cheshire, UK
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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender?
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: IRC Chat Room
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Originally Posted by PokerMuzz
What do you get if you put a baby in a blender?
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a boner
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: IRC Chat Room
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crap filled vagina bump
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Warpe
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Moderator
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Canuckistan
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
wow i'm a dick when i get bored
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: IRC Chat Room
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Originally Posted by Warpe
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
wow i'm a dick when i get bored
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qft
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: IRC Chat Room
Posts: 5,406
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wow i'm a dick when i get bored
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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ProZachNation
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Full House
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Over there!
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I made a new sig, I dunno how I ended up in mrhappys old ass thread but w/e
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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wesrman
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Full House
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Leaf Nation
Posts: 654
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Originally Posted by Xianti
{Split from "I hope no one has forgotten"}
Is it fun crapping in someone else's legit thread with off-topic idiocy?
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This made me LOL.
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Ragnar4
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Full House
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Billings, Montana
Posts: 1,284
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What's black and blue and doesn't like sex any more?
A rape victim.
What's black and blue and doesn't like sex any more?
The baby in the trunk of my car.
How many dead babies does it take to fill the trunk of a 01 Lincoln Town Car?
More than 40 but I'm gettin' close.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: IRC Chat Room
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There's a thread for jokes and stuff; you should put those in there.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Ragnar4
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Full House
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Billings, Montana
Posts: 1,284
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look who's calling the kettle black?
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: IRC Chat Room
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Originally Posted by Ragnar4
look who's calling the kettle black?
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I don't see anything funny about racism.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: This room is a good place to be
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Are you kidding me? Pointing out the differences of people to accent the fact that my group be it whites/Americans/Young Adults/Hokies are inherently better than blacks/Mexicans/Old People/Mountaineers is hilarious!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: IRC Chat Room
Posts: 5,406
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Ragnar4
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Full House
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Billings, Montana
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Originally Posted by Ragnar4
look who's calling the kettle black?
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Odd. I LOL'd at that shit.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
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bigred
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PROFESSIONAL TROLL
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Nest of Douchebags
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Chelle has the myspace angles, must fix that
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