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Old 08-17-2006, 05:47 AM     Post subject: [NSFW and NSFA] You think spoon's chick was ugly? [NSFW] #1 (permalink)  
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My ex... no background here, I just said "show me your tits" and she said ok... i was about to puke when i saw the opportunity to exploit this to make some community lurkers poke their eyes out with broken pencils.



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Old 08-17-2006, 05:56 AM #2 (permalink)  
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please tell her to put her shirt back on!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD MAKE HER PUT A SHIRT ON!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-17-2006, 06:56 AM #3 (permalink)  
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OMG, am I seeing things or are those practically hanging down to her ankles?
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Old 08-17-2006, 01:02 PM #4 (permalink)  
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please shoot a fat chick and save a whale.
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Old 08-17-2006, 01:07 PM #5 (permalink)  
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She has her shirt on. Make her show the pancakes next time.
 
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Old 08-17-2006, 01:08 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Old 08-17-2006, 01:09 PM #7 (permalink)  
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She has her shirt on. Make her show the pancakes next time.
she showed em, i just didnt quite push the print screen in time, so the shirt's like half off

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Old 08-17-2006, 01:19 PM #8 (permalink)  
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What happens when she turns 50 and they uh, "start" to sag...
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Old 08-18-2006, 01:00 AM #9 (permalink)  
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your ex? wtf? Youve got a whale fetish?
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Old 08-18-2006, 01:50 AM #10 (permalink)  
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Old 08-18-2006, 01:57 AM #11 (permalink)  
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5 years ago she was skinny and pretty good...


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Old 08-18-2006, 02:07 AM #12 (permalink)  
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP WITH THIS STUFF. JESUS CHRIST.



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Old 08-18-2006, 03:57 AM #13 (permalink)  
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lukie you just saved the day man.
 
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Old 08-19-2006, 01:38 AM #14 (permalink)  
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i don't know, ask renton? she looks ok, but all I can see is the small pic.
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Old 08-19-2006, 04:50 AM #15 (permalink)  
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Her face aint too bad.

But damn, those titties..

Pancakes, for sure.

Ty for the relief Lukie.
 
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Old 08-19-2006, 04:59 AM #16 (permalink)  
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np, it's what I'm here for.
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Old 08-19-2006, 06:13 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Yeah but the problem with Lukie's chick is you can tell she has those tits that hang all long and skinny like string beans without the top on. Still beats pancakes though.


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Old 08-19-2006, 08:31 PM #18 (permalink)  
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THREAD RUINED LOLOLOLOL

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Old 08-20-2006, 01:56 AM #19 (permalink)  
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hahah

well done bigred.

as for the chick lukie posted, idont thin those tits would be bad. Its hard to tell sometimes but thsoe dont look like string bean tits.
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Old 08-20-2006, 02:11 AM #20 (permalink)  
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This is pretty lame attempt a finding a babe. Plz try harder.
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Old 08-20-2006, 02:39 AM #21 (permalink)  
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umm shes pretty fucking hot.. not my idea of a 10, but in a fitness model looking way shes hot..
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Old 08-20-2006, 03:27 AM #22 (permalink)  
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umm shes pretty fucking hot.. not my idea of a 10, but in a fitness model looking way shes hot..
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Old 08-20-2006, 10:42 AM #23 (permalink)  
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Her face is pretty.

She sure beats the hell out of spoonitnow's chick.

I don't see the problem.
 
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