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Old 03-13-2006, 06:16 AM     Post subject: [NSFW] Hottie poses with FTR thong #1 (permalink)  
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Forgot to mention, that's me.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

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I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 03-13-2006, 06:21 AM #2 (permalink)  
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You should add a HOT or NOT poll.
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Old 03-13-2006, 06:24 AM #3 (permalink)  
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You should add a HOT or NOT poll.
Done.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 03-13-2006, 06:57 AM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 03-13-2006, 07:23 AM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 03-13-2006, 07:50 AM #6 (permalink)  
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Old 03-13-2006, 09:18 AM #9 (permalink)  
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Since when is "hottie" interchangable with "hairy man ass"?
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Old 03-13-2006, 09:54 AM #10 (permalink)  
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Old 03-13-2006, 10:09 AM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 03-13-2006, 10:33 AM #12 (permalink)  
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Fuckin' nasty.
(we actually need a smiley of some guy ripping his eyeballs out)

I think the probation police should write this one up
I had permission, from Xianti, after he saw the picture first.

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Since when is "hottie" interchangable with "hairy man ass"?
Do I see any hair? No.

What's really funny is I'm only losing to courtiebee 6-9 here.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 03-13-2006, 11:52 AM #13 (permalink)  
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Old 03-13-2006, 11:53 AM #14 (permalink)  
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Old 03-13-2006, 03:55 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Old 03-13-2006, 05:39 PM #19 (permalink)  
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you could have wiped yo' ass before you took the picture

on a related note, do we do FTR bra's yet?
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Old 03-13-2006, 05:39 PM #20 (permalink)  
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What's really funny is I'm only losing to courtiebee 6-9 here.
Well you're hot, that's why. For the record, I voted for you. Mmmm guys in thongs ...



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Old 03-13-2006, 05:41 PM #21 (permalink)  
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What's really funny is I'm only losing to courtiebee 6-9 here.
Well you're hot, that's why. For the record, I voted for you. Mmmm guys in thongs ...
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Old 03-13-2006, 05:51 PM #22 (permalink)  
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Old 03-13-2006, 05:54 PM #23 (permalink)  
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Seriously I was the first person to view this thread and still am not emotionally well to make a comment regarding how I have been affected.

ps. You turned me

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Old 03-13-2006, 05:54 PM #24 (permalink)  
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i'm currently trying to stab my eyes out with a spoon.

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Old 03-13-2006, 07:31 PM #27 (permalink)  
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Old 03-13-2006, 07:37 PM #28 (permalink)  
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Old 03-13-2006, 09:12 PM #30 (permalink)  
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What's really funny is I'm only losing to courtiebee 6-9 here.
Well you're hot, that's why. For the record, I voted for you. Mmmm guys in thongs ...
woot

Thanks, I find your thong pics rather enjoyable myself.

Should I post more?
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Frontal pic from both courtie and spoon, otherwise there's no way of telling who's hotter
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this can only end in tears
tears make the best lube
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She only wants me for my pimp juice.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 03-14-2006, 01:31 AM #36 (permalink)  
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can we just ban you know and get it over with...


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BRB... I gotta dig my eyes out with a splintery wooden spoon to take away the pain.
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BRB... I gotta dig my eyes out with a splintery wooden spoon to take away the pain.
and by dig, eyes, out, splintery-wooden-spoon to-take-away-the-pain; you obviously mean clean, cum, up, nut-rag, before-it-dries-up-and-gets-all-nasty-and-crusty, respectively. amirite? ami!?
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Old 03-14-2006, 04:58 AM #41 (permalink)  
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That was the funniest shit I've seen in a while, spoon. Well fucking done.

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That was the funniest shit I've seen in a while, spoon. Well fucking done.

Ty ty.

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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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BRB... I gotta dig my eyes out with a splintery wooden spoon to take away the pain.
and by dig, eyes, out, splintery-wooden-spoon to-take-away-the-pain; you obviously mean clean, cum, up, nut-rag, before-it-dries-up-and-gets-all-nasty-and-crusty, respectively. amirite? ami!?
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Old 03-14-2006, 10:18 AM #45 (permalink)  
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I have a full front picture that I'll post if courtiebee agrees to post also.
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 08-01-2006, 03:06 AM #46 (permalink)  
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Anyone want more pics?
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 08-01-2006, 03:13 AM #47 (permalink)  
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