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Old 08-01-2006, 06:30 PM     Post subject: [NSFW] Avatar standards... #1 (permalink)  
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...need to be revised, methinks.



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Old 08-01-2006, 06:37 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Absolutely!!! That was exactly what I was thinking. But now my wife may switch teams after walking by the computer and seeing that.
 
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Old 08-01-2006, 06:53 PM     Post subject: Re: Avatar standards... #3 (permalink)  
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This is a good thing in a way. I waste a lot of time browsing the FTR forums. A couple more days of this, and I'll be down to never browsing them. Thank you for helping me be more productive, spoon.
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Old 08-01-2006, 07:06 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 08-01-2006, 07:07 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 08-01-2006, 07:10 PM     Post subject: Re: Avatar standards... #6 (permalink)  
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...need to be revised, methinks.
Reposting that picture in this thread isn't helping my nausea. I've seen it enough times to make me want to douse my eyeballs in bleach.
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Old 08-01-2006, 07:32 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Old 08-01-2006, 07:36 PM #8 (permalink)  
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i can't believe there is a poll on spoonit's ass
his ass will live forever now

george bush was not an option so i voted hairy and hot

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Old 08-01-2006, 07:40 PM #9 (permalink)  
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turn off avatars. If we're allowing women in similar clothing, we have to allow men. Simple as that.

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Old 08-01-2006, 07:53 PM #10 (permalink)  
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I just turned off the avatars i no longer know who anyone is
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Old 08-01-2006, 08:16 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Old 08-01-2006, 08:23 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Yeah it was funny to see it the first time, now it's just disgusting..
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Old 08-01-2006, 08:48 PM #13 (permalink)  
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turn off avatars. If we're allowing women in similar clothing, we have to allow men. Simple as that.
Couldnt we make an exception? i think we could have a double standard here...
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Old 08-01-2006, 08:53 PM #14 (permalink)  
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turn off avatars. If we're allowing women in similar clothing, we have to allow men. Simple as that.
Couldnt we make an exception? i think we could have a double standard here...
a "no ass hair" rule?
 
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Old 08-01-2006, 08:57 PM #15 (permalink)  
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turn off avatars. If we're allowing women in similar clothing, we have to allow men. Simple as that.
no way man, this is a forum populated by 99.9% straight men and we dont need to see spoonitnow's ass
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Old 08-01-2006, 08:58 PM #16 (permalink)  
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turn off avatars. If we're allowing women in similar clothing, we have to allow men. Simple as that.
no way man, this is a forum populated by 99.9% straight men and we dont need to see spoonitnow's ass
But the 0.1% that aren't straight men matter still, gabe



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Old 08-01-2006, 09:03 PM #17 (permalink)  
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Old 08-01-2006, 09:24 PM #18 (permalink)  
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Comparatively speaking, this is pleasant to look at.
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Old 08-01-2006, 09:35 PM #19 (permalink)  
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turn off avatars. If we're allowing women in similar clothing, we have to allow men. Simple as that.
no way man, this is a forum populated by 99.9% straight men and we dont need to see spoonitnow's ass
But the 0.1% that aren't straight men matter still, gabe
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Old 08-01-2006, 09:52 PM #20 (permalink)  
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turn off avatars. If we're allowing women in similar clothing, we have to allow men. Simple as that.
no way man, this is a forum populated by 99.9% straight men and we dont need to see spoonitnow's ass
Are you trying to suggest that a woman or a gay man would find this any more pleasant to look at?
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Old 08-01-2006, 10:02 PM #21 (permalink)  
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But the 0.1% that aren't straight men matter still, gabe
Yeah, they matter, and as in any democracy they get to vote, and lose the vote to the 99.9% majority!
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Old 08-01-2006, 10:02 PM #22 (permalink)  
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i voted get rid of it. and there is no NSFW on this thread.
i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
 
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Old 08-01-2006, 10:05 PM #23 (permalink)  
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and there is no NSFW on this thread.
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Old 08-01-2006, 10:06 PM #24 (permalink)  
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i voted get rid of it. and there is no NSFW on this thread.
Avatars are supposed to be SFW, so there is (theoretically) no need for a NSFW warning

Edit: I see courtie just added one. Therefore...avatar does not meet standards...?
 
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Old 08-01-2006, 10:07 PM #25 (permalink)  
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Old 08-01-2006, 10:16 PM #26 (permalink)  
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i don't even work (right now). I just wanted something that would catch my attention so i wouldn't accidently open this thread again. i want to stab my eyes out with pencils.
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Old 08-01-2006, 10:20 PM #27 (permalink)  
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i want it gone, but we have to be fair to everyone. Even the non-existant gay ass-hair fetish population.

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Old 08-01-2006, 10:29 PM #28 (permalink)  
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i want it gone, but we have to be fair to everyone. Even the non-existant gay ass-hair fetish population.
 
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Old 08-01-2006, 10:39 PM #29 (permalink)  
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a "no ass hair" rule?
this isn't much to ask - there are plenty of sites for sacks and hairy guy stuff for people who are interested - And I don't know anyone if I have avatars turned off...and someone posted how to turn off 1, but it's like programming...I couldn't get me "simple" bot program to work, so how can i be expected to know how to delete 1 lone avatar
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Old 08-01-2006, 11:02 PM #31 (permalink)  
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turn off avatars. If we're allowing women in similar clothing, we have to allow men. Simple as that.
no way man, this is a forum populated by 99.9% straight men and we dont need to see spoonitnow's ass
But the 0.1% that aren't straight men matter still, gabe
I disagree.

Let's take a vote, democracy works right?
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Old 08-01-2006, 11:11 PM #32 (permalink)  
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Heal thine eyes: (NSFW, supposedly)

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Old 08-01-2006, 11:15 PM #33 (permalink)  
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Old 08-01-2006, 11:16 PM #34 (permalink)  
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