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Warpe
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05-15-2010, 12:07 AM
Post subject: ***Official Thread for F**king Everything***
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Quote:
Originally Posted by dranger7070
FFS, we don't need to have an official thread for fucking everything.  |
Awesome idea.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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LOL
Flyers one time, baby!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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BooG690
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Omg yes! Five stars!
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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BooG690
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Damnit, the caps thing didn't work that time.
WHAT THE FUCK.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Booya, philly continues to be just as sticky as those damned Canadians.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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BankItDrew
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Official thread is Officially gay.
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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BennyLaRue
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I could never fuck everything. I mean, a coconut? Scratchy. A cactus? Risky.
I look forward to hearing ideas from others though.
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UG
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only if it breathes
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dranger7070
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I actually approve of this official thread.
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flomo
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i fucked my hand while looking at amy adams in enchanted
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Protect dog
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wufwugy
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i like yogurt up my ass and a popsicle in my mouth
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UG
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yogurt = cum
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speaking in code is so cool!
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YouTube - Not-so-sweet 16 for Girl who doesn't Grow!
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BankItDrew
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
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When she is of legal age...
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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wufwugy
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your mom is of legal age
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BankItDrew
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Hence why I have sex with her.
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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Jack Sawyer
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fucking awesome
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Hey, I'm in a movie!
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Penneywize
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Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Booya, philly continues to be just as sticky as those damned Canadians.
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Canadiens, learn 2 spell the name of the team that spanked ur homeboys imo 
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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I disown failures. I've been a die-hard Flyers fan for, let's say, years!
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Warpe
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boost
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oh.. ok..
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BooG690
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Would hit.
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That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
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ensign_lee
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Why would you wan to fuck EVERYTHING? I mean really...some things might hurt.
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dranger7070
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Such as a cactus.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Or a cactus.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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ensign_lee
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...or cacti?
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BooG690
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I like how Benny's joke got stolen in the thread he posted it in.
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BennyLaRue
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ensign_lee
Why would you wan to fuck EVERYTHING? I mean really...some things might hurt.
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Well, you're fucking with my joke and seem to be doing ok.
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Like a cactus.
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Ash256
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YouTube - WOBBLEGIRL - This is how you dance to dubstep
I feel better about laughing at this now I know she was attention whoring..
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dranger7070
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Perhaps one of these?
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wufwugy
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this ones better
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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Quote:
Originally Posted by a500lbgorilla
Like a cactus.
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Or a coconut.
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blake86
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just heated up a nice glazed krispy kreme
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Just one?
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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Quote:
Originally Posted by blake86
just heated up a nice glazed krispy kreme
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Nice. I recommend making a pilot hole first though and go real slow initially. Don't need to blow out the back side.
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Ash256
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wufwugy
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lol win
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dranger7070
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Lolol dystonia remix ftw
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wufwugy
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great mix of hilarity, fail, and why kids suck
YouTube - Wednesday Woe full!
guy bleeds out of his balls, friends have stupid reaction
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boost
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Full House
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"dont call an ambulance, theyre expensive."
seeing as none of these kids look old enough to drive, you probably should call a fucking amberlamps.
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