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Old 08-09-2010, 10:34 PM     Post subject: ***THE OFFICIAL DERAIL AND TROLLS THREAD*** #1 (permalink)  
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In celebration of my 1,326th post, I thought I'd do something special, and allow the entire commune to troll all up on me.

I am 12.5% italian...discuss
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Old 08-09-2010, 10:35 PM #2 (permalink)  
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I am 12.5% italian...discuss
Its the mustache imo. Those fuckers are huge!
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But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
 
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Old 08-09-2010, 10:37 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 08-09-2010, 10:39 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 08-09-2010, 10:40 PM #6 (permalink)  
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lol, i thought that commune posts counted in the new ftr format.

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typical freetroller itt
 
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Old 08-09-2010, 10:43 PM #8 (permalink)  
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typical freetroller itt
trollas gone troll, imo

be sure to forward all inquiries regarding passwords to my secretary, BooG690. pm him, if he doesn't respond immediately, then that just means you need to pm him a few more times to get his attention
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Old 08-09-2010, 10:58 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Old 08-09-2010, 11:23 PM #10 (permalink)  
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lol, i thought that commune posts counted in the new ftr format.

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If you're still trollin' I left you some room in my blog.
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Old 08-10-2010, 12:01 AM #11 (permalink)  
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I am 12.5% italian...discuss
No such thing. It's more like you're 12.5% Sicilian or 12.5% Ligurian or 12.5% Fusilli.

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Also, John316 is bettah.
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Old 08-10-2010, 04:34 AM #13 (permalink)  
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Also, John316 is bettah.
the main difference between me and jesus lies in the beginning of my sn
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Old 08-10-2010, 05:33 AM #14 (permalink)  
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Old 08-10-2010, 05:45 AM #15 (permalink)  
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so you're trolling this thread by NOT trolling it against OP's wishes......touche kiwi...touche
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Old 08-10-2010, 06:03 AM #17 (permalink)  
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Old 08-10-2010, 12:21 PM #18 (permalink)  
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
 
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And that completes the set
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Old 08-10-2010, 05:00 PM #21 (permalink)  
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after much hardwork and many hours of google imaging, lucco may've just thread ended
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Old 08-10-2010, 07:55 PM #22 (permalink)  
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And that completes the set
Fuck, I had an absolute shitton of Brio when I was a kid, it was so awesome.. Fuck lego when you can build a rail network
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Lego was amazing. The scenes one can create with a bunch of pieces of plastic was astounding.

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