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Old 12-01-2009, 04:10 AM     Post subject: ***The Official Awesome Websites to Troll Thread*** #1 (permalink)  
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 www.omegle.com

automatically connects you to a stranger anywhere around the world, but it's pretty much horny old men who come there to listen to other people pretend to be 16 yo girls:

<surviva> Stranger: hi
<surviva> You: hello hello hello
<surviva> You: do you look like george costanza?
<surviva> Stranger: im angelo
<surviva> Stranger: hi
<surviva> You: omg i'd go WILD if you did
<surviva> Stranger: wait idk know if i ever had it whats it like ?
<surviva> Stranger: ?
<surviva> You: http://www.villagewalkbonita.com/ima...er_375x375.jpg
<surviva> You: do you look like that?
<surviva> You: omg, just opening that link makes me jittery
<surviva> Stranger: yess i do
<surviva> Stranger: im a guy you ?
<surviva> You: i want you to dip your head in oil and rub it all over my body
<surviva> Stranger: ooh i would love to do that
<surviva> Stranger: are you a gurl ?
<surviva> You: yeah yeah yeah
<surviva> Stranger: lol
<surviva> Stranger: lol
<surviva> Stranger: i would love you to suck my dick real hard bby
<surviva> You: woah woah woah, george would never say that
<surviva> You: do you eat a pistrami sandwich while having sex?
<surviva> Stranger: no why lol ?
<surviva> You: could you?
<surviva> You: omg omg omg omg i'd go crazy if you did
<surviva> Stranger: mmm yea i can lol
<surviva> Stranger: lol so you playing wpisodes lol cant we just be ourselves hun ?
<surviva> You: no, i don't need to play them, i have them all memorized, if you just look/sound enough like george i'll get sooooo wet and i can do whatever
<surviva> Stranger: lol yea where you from baby ?
<surviva> You: i moved into 81st st in nyc so i could be near george
<surviva> Stranger: lol yea mmm how old are you hunn ?
<surviva> You: can i ask you to do one thing for me?
<surviva> You: it'd be a little kinky
<surviva> You: i'm 19 yo
<surviva> Stranger: what lol ?
<surviva> You: can you yell "i'm give you a raise" when we have sex?
<surviva> You: omg omg omg omg omg omg, i would get off like on the spot
<surviva> Stranger: yesss i can baby i can do it real loud too just for you
<surviva> Stranger: and i can fuck you real hard too and real fast and ill have you screaming my name real loud baby
<surviva> You: yeah, "GEORGE COSTANZA, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH GEORGE!!!"
<surviva> You: doesn't that just make you go cray?
<surviva> Stranger: lol mmm you really like him dont you bby
<surviva> Stranger: ?
<surviva> You: yeah i gotta go masturbate
<surviva> You: kthxbai
<surviva> You have disconnected.


(had to cut it short 'cause i was on skype with the girlfriend at the time, and it started to feel weird).
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Old 12-01-2009, 04:13 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 12-01-2009, 04:57 AM #3 (permalink)  
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and everybody knows that the internet is actually a bunch of 16 yr old girls pretending to be 40 yr old men pretending to be 16 yr old girls
 
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 Haha. You're a little too good at this surviva. Its almost like you've done this before.

But seriously, does George get you goin'? If so, shoot me a PM. I would love to talk about it. I wouldn't mind you pulling a golf ball outta my blowhole.

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Old 12-01-2009, 07:00 PM     Post subject: Re: ***The Official Awesome Websites to Troll Thread*** #7 (permalink)  
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<surviva> You: can you yell "i'm give you a raise" when we have sex?
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