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| sweetlemon69 |
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| I wonder how this thread will go when bikes moves in with you. Many lul's i bet. Cannot wait. | ||
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| kingnat |
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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| sweetlemon69 |
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| bikes is movin to canadia with bot for a year. | ||
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| BankItDrew |
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| bigred |
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| Moving to Canada with a bot sounds sooooo sitcom | ||
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| BankItDrew |
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So I decided to open up PokerStars again today, being the 2nd time in like a month (the other time I was hammered as fuck). A small % of the reason why I've been reluctant is because I recently had my computer formatted and didn't bother to save my HH database. So, I got it up working again and am now trying to configure the HUD as per my liking. I'm posting a request for recommendations on your own personal HUD's. What are you viewing? My default is: Player name; # of hands ---new line--- VPIPP; PFR; 3Bet ??? then what? |
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| jyms |
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Fuck databases, jsut spend $50 and buy a shitload of recent HH's to use for stats. Also you need steal stats (positional awareness) fold BB to steal and probably fold to turn cbet. |
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| badgers |
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| get rid of 3bet %. Otherwise it's fine imo. | ||
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3k post - Return of the blog!
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| d0zer |
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| call preflop raise % is nice. flop cbet / fold to flop cbet I also have. | ||
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| BankItDrew |
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So I decided to get my ass in gear this week, after taking a month off. What did I do during that month? Play Call of Duty, watch LOST, and fuck the dog. I started playing again on Tuesday and have put in 25k hands since then. I was actually break-even after the first 16k hands but I've been running like GOD himself since then, I am $2000 above EV, which is ridiculous. Put in 4k hands today and finished +11 buy-ins. Also, I started going to the gym again, I haven't smoked for a month and haven't had a drink in two weeks. Cheers to not drinking on St. Patty's day nor the Lemonstravagenza this Friday. Here's some pictures of this 'new game' I started playing:   |
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| bikes |
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| Second winds are nice ehh? | ||
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| courtiebee |
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nice graph did you get a pet? |
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| BankItDrew |
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Yeah 2nd winds are nice. For me, and prolly most other people, this is how things go: If I take a bunch of time off, a month for instance, I fall off of my 'A' game. I think this is fairly standard across all sorts of professions. The problem with poker, is that every time this happens - I lose a bunch during my first session (which is what happened). So it's hard to get the motivation to play again when I'm a little confident of losing money for the first 10 hours or so, which delays my return even further, prolonging the problem. Re pet: No, not yet. Wuf sold me on a Savannah but I've since then changed my mind. I'm thinking of getting fish instead.... I know, kinda lame. I just don't want the responsibility that comes with a pet outside of an aquarium. |
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| courtiebee |
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| get a gross lizard | ||
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| Carroters |
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| Get rabbits obv. | ||
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| d0zer |
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As the 'husband' of a woman who works in animal education: If you can't take care of a cat or dog, just don't bother getting a pet. You can't bond with a fucking lizard like you can a fellow mammal. You ever met the motherfucking bird that lives downstairs? Birds are good for laying eggs and being eaten but not for living in the room next to the motherfucking computer mmmK? rite. and fish are lame responsibilities. Just get a fucking dog and find an off-leash dog park to go to. Fantastic chick magnet. You'll be laid in a week or two unless you go out of your way to fail. |
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| dranger7070 |
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| Carroters wins the lolz, d0zer wins the common sense. | ||
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| BankItDrew |
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| sweetlemon69 |
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| drew feed it a nacho. quiets him. | ||
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| bikes |
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| I'm waiting for the day ge00fish tilt strangles that fucking bird. | ||
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| BankItDrew |
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| I haven't slept for 22 hours now and am going to try and stay up as late as possible and thus canceled my gym session today. All in an attempt to get to sleep at a reasonable hour tonight. | ||
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| d0zer |
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| sweet update bra | ||
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| bikes |
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| ship me your aim or msn please. need ask you a few questions | ||
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| Jack Sawyer |
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My dream... is to fly... over the rainbow... so high...
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| BankItDrew |
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Well, I wish I had some better sleep in me. First of all, I tried to stay up like I said I would earlier. What ended up happening was I fell asleep on the couch for 2 hours at 3pm. I am currently lying in my bed after waking from a 3 hour slumber. I don't normally post on stuff like this very regularly but I sometimes feel better when I can get things off my chest, or in this case, off my back: What I'm about to describe to you, only takes place when I am either: sleep deprived; or sick. My first episode occurred five years ago with I had a horrible case of the flu. I was asleep for only a couple of hours then all of a sudden - I am awake, except, I cannot move. Then, I felt a presence in the room. I begin to freak out then suddenly awaken and say 'fuck that' to trying to get back to sleep. They're called 'night terrors,' along with other names. Information can be found here: Night terror - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia What's extremely interesting to note is that of the sections that describe the 'In Adults' and the 'Treatment' sections. They describe me perfectly. My history with them, including tonight: Before 2010, it only happened to me a few times. A really bad one was when my gf and I were sleeping in my bed and were asleep on our sides facing each other. I awaken, open my eyes, look at her, but cannot move. Her face then becomes distorted, demon like. I try to move but can't. I begin to yell to her but she does not move. Her eyes are open and staring back at me. At this point, I'm screaming. Then I awake in a sweat. She is asleep but I wake her fucking ass up anyways and tell her what happened while demanding to know why she would wake up when I was yelling at her. Night terrors / sleep paralysis has happened maybe 6-7 times in my life, twice in the last 3 days. Two nights ago, I'm sleeping in my bed. All of a sudden, I feel like I'm in the movie 'Paranormal Activity' because I'm being dragged out of my bed. I awake yelping. A half hour ago, this happened to me: Fell asleep at 2 am, three hours later, I am dreaming about trying to get to sleep while my brother is in a sleeping bag on my floor, playing his PSP or something. I'm lying on my stomach and I'm playing with my cell phone. He says: "I think someone is coming in this room." I feel something get on the foot of my bed, but don't know what it is and cannot see it. I figure it's just him messing with me. Then it sits on my back and puts its hands on my through, strangling me. I'm thinking, "WTF DUDE GET OFF OF ME." It turns out to be not a practical joke, I think I'm going to die. I'm able to spin to my back and look up at this thing strangling me. It's nothing but a shadow, with weight. I awaken myself, scared as hell, in this dark room, with a back that felt like someone heavy had just been sitting on it. I was really scared. Since then, I've been typing, put the light on, and have been listening to the radio, so I feel a little better now. However, I'm not going back to sleep. My back still hurts. I'm an atheist and am 99% sure that this is all in my head and a result of sleep deprivation. The fact that I'm not 100% certain, has me terrified. |
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| sweetlemon69 |
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| No word of a lie, I get those after I've done a few nights of work. Also keep note of the temperature/pressure outside changing, ie, the past few days have been changing to the insane heat we're about to have. My body is affected by that BIGtime. Next time you're here you can ask Lina on how many times I've lept from our bed ready to fight someone after I've finally regained control | ||
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| BankItDrew |
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VPP count: 37k My Supernova status officially runs out at the end of this month due to playing less than 7.5k vpps in each of March and February. I played (3k hands) today for the first time in like a month and it went well overall. Here are the biggest losing hands for me of the day: No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (9 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com Hero (Button) ($220.15) SB ($171.60) BB ($121.90) UTG ($212.50) UTG+1 ($206) MP1 ($130) MP2 ($207) MP3 ($203.60) CO ($103) Preflop: Hero is Button with A  , K 3 folds, MP2 bets $8, 2 folds, Hero raises $24, 2 folds, MP2 calls $16 Flop: ($51) 5 , 4, 10 (2 players)MP2 checks, Hero checks Turn: ($51) 10 (2 players)MP2 bets $48, Hero raises $196.15 (All-In), MP2 calls $135 (All-In) River: ($417) 10 (2 players, 2 all-in)Total pot: $417 Villain shows   Hand 2: No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (8 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com Button ($202) SB ($186.75) Hero (BB) ($207) UTG ($200) UTG+1 ($223.15) MP1 ($179.25) MP2 ($207.15) CO ($223.75) Preflop: Hero is BB with K , K4 folds, CO bets $8, 2 folds, Hero raises $24, CO raises $48, Hero raises $64, CO raises $167.75 (All-In), Hero calls $117 (All-In) Flop: ($415) 5 , 4, 9 (2 players, 2 all-in)Turn: ($415) 2 (2 players, 2 all-in)River: ($415) 8 (2 players, 2 all-in)Total pot: $415 Villain shows   Hand 3: Lost a coin flip AI pre vs a 66bb stack Hand 4: No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (9 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com UTG+1 ($211.10) MP1 ($305.90) MP2 ($106.40) MP3 ($100) CO ($200) Button ($205.40) SB ($223) Hero (BB) ($232.55) UTG ($200) Preflop: Hero is BB with 8 , 8UTG bets $6, 2 folds, MP2 calls $6, 3 folds, SB calls $5, Hero calls $4 Flop: ($24) 8  , K, A (4 players)SB checks, Hero checks, UTG checks, MP2 checks Turn: ($24) 9 (4 players)SB bets $18, Hero raises $36, 2 folds, SB calls $18 River: ($96) Q (2 players)SB bets $66, Hero calls $66 Total pot: $228 Villain shows   I completely fucked up on the turn raise size amount and reluctantly called the river bet. It's not horrible I guess, but whatevs. |
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Update On Thursday I had PK laser eye surgery on my left eye. Will be having my right eye done this Friday. I've been having to put drops in them quite a bit and it is really uncomfortable. Each eye is going to run me $2700, FML. Today I played my first session for a week or so and it was quite up and down. I wtfpwned some players and the same happened to me. I'm going to post my biggest pots lost where I made vital errors, along with three large pots where I wtfpwnd villain. Enjoy! Also, I'm not confident in achieving SNE this year and am looking for buy-outs at like 75%. Any takers? You can has your monies now!  Offer expires at the end of this month.Hand 1: No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (8 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com MP2 ($224.20) Hero (CO) ($348.75) Button ($250) SB ($207) BB ($100) UTG ($201) UTG+1 ($279.35) MP1 ($220) Preflop: Hero is CO with J , K4 folds, Hero bets $6, Button raises $20, 2 folds, Hero calls $14 Flop: ($43) 7 , 3, K (2 players)Hero checks, Button bets $23, Hero calls $23 Turn: ($89) 2 (2 players)Hero checks, Button bets $58, Hero raises $140, Button raises $149 (All-In), Hero calls $67 River: ($503) 10 (2 players, 1 all-in)Total pot: $503 villain shows AKo Hand 2: At first I thought I was ahead of this reg, then I felt like bluffing. No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (9 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com Button ($200) SB ($231.05) BB ($262.20) UTG ($209) UTG+1 ($200) Hero (MP1) ($203) MP2 ($223.50) MP3 ($206) CO ($218.80) Preflop: Hero is MP1 with J , J1 fold, UTG+1 bets $6, Hero calls $6, 5 folds, BB calls $4 Flop: ($19) 4 , 5, 3 (3 players)BB checks, UTG+1 bets $12, Hero calls $12, 1 fold Turn: ($43) 10 (2 players)UTG+1 bets $26, Hero raises $58, UTG+1 calls $32 River: ($159) K (2 players)UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $62, UTG+1 raises $124 (All-In), Hero folds Total pot: $283 Hand 3: Here is a reg that I felt like bluffing then bluffing again. What the hell was I thinking? No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (9 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com MP3 ($203) CO ($201.75) Button ($212.15) Hero (SB) ($236.85) BB ($83) UTG ($260.85) UTG+1 ($203.50) MP1 ($164.35) MP2 ($200) Preflop: Hero is SB with 3 , 32 folds, MP1 bets $4, 1 fold, MP3 raises $13, 2 folds, Hero calls $12, 2 folds Flop: ($32) K , 10, A (2 players)Hero checks, MP3 checks Turn: ($32) J (2 players)Hero bets $20, MP3 calls $20 River: ($72) 7 (2 players)Hero bets $40, MP3 raises $152, Hero folds Total pot: $152 Hand 4: Villain is a loose n00b and I just didn't feel like folding. No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (7 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com MP2 ($200) CO ($239.15) Button ($362.85) SB ($244.35) BB ($295.05) UTG ($304.95) Hero (MP1) ($211.40) Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 10 , 101 fold, Hero bets $8, 2 folds, Button calls $8, 2 folds Flop: ($19) 8 , 2, 7 (2 players)Hero bets $12, Button raises $24, Hero calls $12 Turn: ($67) 8 (2 players)Hero checks, Button bets $30, Hero calls $30 River: ($127) 7 (2 players)Hero checks, Button bets $300.85 (All-In), Hero calls $149.40 (All-In) Total pot: $425.80 Villain shows A4o Hand 5: I think this guy was a semi-bad-reg with a line that doesn't make any sense. Also, I sorta thought I had great equity on the turn then just felt like I was ahead on the river. This and the previous hand were out of my norm, I don't usually call down light like this. When I do though, I'm usually ahead. No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (8 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com CO ($239.80) Button ($200) SB ($200) BB ($212.35) UTG ($239.55) UTG+1 ($278.65) MP1 ($203) Hero (MP2) ($468.55) Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 7 , A3 folds, Hero bets $8, CO calls $8, Button calls $8, 2 folds Flop: ($27) 7 , Q, 3 (3 players)Hero bets $16, CO calls $16, 1 fold Turn: ($59) 9 (2 players)Hero checks, CO bets $32, Hero calls $32 River: ($123) 5 (2 players)Hero checks, CO bets $60, Hero calls $60 Total pot: $243 Villain shows AKo Hand 6: Villain is also a semi-bad-reg. The following line is one that I don't remember ever taking until today. I did so thanks to a recommendation of a friend of mine. Perfect turn and river I admit. No-Limit Hold'em, $2.00 BB (7 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com Button ($437.75) SB ($267.50) BB ($496.20) Hero (UTG) ($203) MP1 ($231.85) MP2 ($222) CO ($399) Preflop: Hero is UTG with 6 , 6Hero calls $2, 2 folds, CO bets $10, 3 folds, Hero calls $8 Flop: ($23) 6 , 9, 3 (2 players)Hero checks, CO bets $12, Hero calls $12 Turn: ($47) A (2 players)Hero checks, CO bets $34, Hero calls $34 River: ($115) 3 (2 players)Hero checks, CO bets $48, Hero raises $147 (All-In), CO calls $99 Total pot: $409 Villain shows AQo |
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| d0zer |
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| How do you make so much money at this game? | ||
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| BankItDrew |
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| I have no idea. I'm not that good. And it's definitely not volume. | ||
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| oskar |
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 I lolled at the JJ hand. |
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| sweetlemon69 |
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| Bud i'll do the 75% out. can u emt it to me? I pulled everything from stars | ||
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| KillsAids |
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| i'll also take the buyout just because! | ||
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| bikes |
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| I'll bite on the buyout as well | ||
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| kingnat |
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Bankit... I'll take the buyout as well. |
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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| BankItDrew |
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kingnat Bbickes killsaids What are your Stars usernames? I know I should know this... |
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| KillsAids |
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| killsaids (Courbevoie). kingnat and BB have the same usernames too on stars afaik | ||
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| BankItDrew |
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congrats and thanks, i'll just wait a few hrs for them to confirm SN and location. |
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| BankItDrew |
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| KillsAids |
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| received, ty sir | ||
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| kingnat (Old Town) | ||
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So you click their picture and then you get their money?
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| badgers |
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| why would you buyout, this is a lock lol | ||
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3k post - Return of the blog!
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| Carroters |
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Dude, sleep paralysis is horrible. It's like the most annoying thing that can happen. Fucking terrifying at times actually. Next time you get it, wake yourself up like as much as you can i.e look a light for a few seconds or sit up in bed for a lil while. It's so horrible when you're totally paralysed but the evil weird presence is just slowly coming towards you, speaking to you, saying normal things that are still hella scary like "man can I have one of your beers?" I hate sleep paralysis, fucking bad. I'm drunk btw, but that really reminded me of bad times. Take it easy. |
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| I'll buy out for 75% also. spoonitnow(Boonville) | ||
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| BankItDrew |
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thx for the condolences carroters, it's been pretty brutal Quote:
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| kingnat |
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| rcv'd ty sir | ||
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| BankItDrew |
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LAWL VARIANCE This is a screenshot of my last 30,000 hands. Just redic. 
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| d0zer |
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sick U giraf bra. So you gunna make supernova before end of september? 
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| BankItDrew |
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not by end of september veep count: 405k ish |
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