Operation: Paternity Leave

In b4 failz

Epiccccccccccccc

lk/j

NOW it is time for the monthly update



stars cash: 1350
boss cash (with RB converted to USD): 1070
donkaments + botmanies: 800

3220 month.

brag: above what I needed to stay on pat leave with pathetic volume
beat: pathetic volume
variance: 4th consecutive cash in TT for $300 bonus + deep run for another 600 helped counterbalance my EV-related issues.

Loving pat leave. Not going into work is pretty awesome. Must get good volume this month to make sure I can keep it up.

what limit is this

almost all 100NL.

Epic work ethic when in comparison.

First half of the month I hardly played at all due to IRL and such -- most of the hands were from the last half.

My hands/hr has gone down a lot lately, for the best. Playing 4-6 5max tables on boss gets me like 400-500 hands/hr, and 8ish 6max tables on stars gets me like 600ish so it's tough to pull 50k hand months.

...but that's what I'm shooting for this month which works out to about 25hrs/week. gooooooo pat leave!

Motherfuk

All my hard grinding this monf reduced to nothing due to today ...thank god for feeps? We are pulling 4 hrs tomorrow and friday to be on pace for 50k month. May the second half be better than the first. Not running 3billion below EV on both sites would help.

All is ok. pat leave is still awesome and ship a sweet cottage night on friday

How do you stay positive when always running well under EV?

Because he's d0zer LDFO.

<3

Originally Posted by kmind

How do you stay positive when always running well under EV?

Her name is Mary Jane.

=(

dear frand bb is here for u. Even when cynic lemonfish is cynical!

Lol leminz

Originally Posted by kmind

How do you stay positive when always running well under EV?

Originally Posted by kingnat

Her name is Mary Jane.

It helps to not be losing bucketloads of manies. As long as I keep having positive months it keeps the tilt away.

I also like to dream whimsically of some day being rewarded handsomely by the EV fairy for all the EV that is owed to me.

EV will turn around eventually. Keep grinding hard my friend.

I plan fun nights for dozer to attend, let loose all is frustrations. Bikes just whispers sweet words of +ev, WHICH ARE OBVIOUSLY WORKING! This is on you bikes!!!!!!

Originally Posted by sweetlemon69

I plan fun nights for dozer to attend, let loose all is frustrations. Bikes just whispers sweet words of +ev, WHICH ARE OBVIOUSLY WORKING! This is on you bikes!!!!!!

I don't live in canada yet! OTHERWISE EVERY NIGHT WOULD CONSIST OF HOOKERS AND BLOW AND STRIPPER BRAWLING!

Everything in that list sounds good except stripper brawling for some reason. :/

Lemon gives dozer blowjobs to make him feel better.

I take pics for later to cheer him up, but bikes always steals them.

mendooooozaaaaaaaaaa

So I didn't really play after horribad session until today where I got 3k hands in. I guess I ran ok...

Originally Posted by BankItDrew

EV will turn around eventually.

drew with the sick soulread of lee...

"Minimize happiness after a big score to decrease sadness after a big loss."
~BankItDrew

I find it helps. Keeps you humble too.

nice day at the nappy pit dude, also

Originally Posted by BankItDrew

"Minimize happiness after a big score to decrease sadness after a big loss."
~BankItDrew

great advice

Bah month ended horribly. I took shots at 200NL that went atrocious and a 5k turned into a 2.9k month (with rakeback, donkaments and everything).

I did hit my 50k hand goal. Let's shoot for 60k this month

Pat leave rolls on.

Grats bud!!! post EV as well

Didn't know daven had a kid. Congrats.

isn't 3k about what you need for the pat leave extension thing to work out? = another month where you passed. Run better in June.

Originally Posted by daven

isn't 3k about what you need for the pat leave extension thing to work out? = another month where you passed. Run better in June.

2.6k is the magic number so I'm ahead of schedule!

Yeah, was hoping for more of a buffer so I could move up and become a balla pat leaver. This month obv

Originally Posted by daven

isn't 3k about what you need for the pat leave extension thing to work out? = another month where you passed. Run better in June.

Originally Posted by d0zer

2.6k is the magic number so I'm ahead of schedule!

Yeah, was hoping for more of a buffer so I could move up and become a balla pat leaver. This month obv

Jesus christ, who's saying what?!?!?!

Month was...rough. Worst one since feb both in terms of results and play. 200NL shots kicked my ass for the 7th or 8th time. I've lost count tbh



Just did the math and was +569 and that came from stellar + cashing TT yet again. I'm not including the stars RB, which is around 1kish. Will clear a 1.5k this month which with my initial buffer is the only thing keeping pat leave alive.

I'm trying to meditate before each session which seems to rly help put me in the right headspace for grinding. Must cut out autopilot which a recent sweat with azn sensation Bbickes revealed. Moar sweats are in order ldo.

Well here's to July

*raises glass*

Cheers broseph.

GOGO July!

update

ok august was bad I think I like BE or w/e, maybe up like 1k in RB and 300 in cash and 700 turbo takedown lol ez game rite?

this month is record megaawesome cuz of like 11ptbbs and stuff so lol rungood blog update std rite?

all set for an 8k month, right? gl

lol tt

wow he IS still alive!

thx for the rungoot bro

ok time for much needed update....sept ended well.



best month of the year at 7k with RB & donkshows & shit even tho 200 shots went shitty as always. It's to the point where I'm like almost convinced 200 is rigged or something and I know I need to beat that mindset out of my head if I ever plan to move up again because I firmly believe that if you're not confident you can beat a limit, you never will beat that limit.

The mental aspect of the game has largely been my focus lately, and I've come to the conclusion it is far more important to winning poker than I ever realized it was. Poker training material is like 99% technical game material, mental discipline is mentioned as a footnote of "don't play drunk/tilted mmmmK?". I would go as far to say that winning poker is at least 50% mental discipline, and to some people this comes easier than it does to others.

Tommy angelo has inspired me to start meditating before each session and I have tried to keep that up diligently in September with only a couple slipups and so far my winrate is awesomely better. Imma try to keep it up for 100k hands and see wat I can sustain over that period.

Month has started ok with 200s swong up & down, then tonight was another epic session:

Running good. Time to blog.

Originally Posted by BankItDrew

Running good. Time to blog.

AHHAHAH

Originally Posted by BankItDrew

Running good. Time to blog.

You sir, have been the most useless sack of shit in this blog, doing little more than telling me I'll fail multiple times and pointing out the obvious.

Why can't you do something cool and csb a homeless guy or something like you do in other blogs?

Originally Posted by d0zer

You sir, have been the most useless sack of shit in this blog, doing little more than telling me I'll fail multiple times and pointing out the obvious.

Why can't you do something cool and csb a homeless guy or something like you do in other blogs?

I thought our back and forth banter was funny. Something bothering you recently? Here are most of your posts in my thread:

Originally Posted by d0zer

I'm torn between saying "GL", and "IN B4 FAILZ"

hmmm...

Originally Posted by d0zer

update: drew makes more failprops and jyms wins the thread.

Originally Posted by d0zer

Location: Losing Prop Bets

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Originally Posted by d0zer

sweet update bra

Originally Posted by d0zer

How do you make so much money at this game?

Originally Posted by d0zer

sick U giraf bra.

So you gunna make supernova before end of september?

Drew is officially my new hero. lol

Originally Posted by BankItDrew

I thought our back and forth banter was funny. Something bothering you recently? Here are most of your posts in my thread:

wp sir, and I may have to admit that I started the trend of being a useless sack of shit in eachother's blogs. Perhaps I should combobreak this and post something helpful or encouraging?

Originally Posted by d0zer

Tommy angelo has inspired me to start meditating before each session and I have tried to keep that up diligently in September with only a couple slipups and so far my winrate is awesomely better. Imma try to keep it up for 100k hands and see wat I can sustain over that period.

I have a bit of a routine when I play:

Eat
Gym
Shower
Meditate under hot water in shower
Poker

I've included the meditation a little over a month ago now and I find myself much more level headed and focused on my goals of the day.

My worst sessions are when I'm experimenting with trying to outplay nit regs from their UTG raises with my SC's in any position. Also, when I become a station postflop thinking it'll feel so nice when I WTF pwn them with middle pair. So, when I meditate I repeat three things in my head:

1) Play nitty preflop
2) Be the builder of pots
3) Don't tilt

Let the flaming continue. I don't care, it works for me.

YOU ALL SUCK!