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12-22-2008, 01:17 PM
Post subject: I can haz awparashun?
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Is it can be pokah time?
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Caturday was wai good. +16 buyins at 25nl full ring over about 1.5kish hands.
Will post goals soon kidz
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Sunday reportaments
Up 6 buyins at 25nlaments. Bankroll now can handle 50nl so I'm moving on up.
I played some 50nl but broke even. KK lost 7/10 times.
Makes me mad
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I hate icanhadcheezburger. It tilts me. muchos
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This is not my signature. I just write this at the bottom of every post.
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Long term goals: Make moniez
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I'm mainly going to use this thread as a place to post my daily session results. I'll try to post my big winners and losers. I will probably also post random poker stuff AND A SHITLOAD OF LOLCATS.
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5 spades
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I hate icanhadcheezburger. It tilts me. muchos
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Gingers don't have souls and therefore cannot be tilted. Stop trying to trick me, devil child.
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5 spades
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This hand isn't a big deal but it made me laugh. I play semi lag and this short stack wasn't letting me do my thing because he was calling me too much.
$0.25/$0.5 Deep No Limit Holdem
8 players
Converted at weaktight.com
Stacks:
UTG ($128.50)
UTG+1 ($43.60)
MP1 ($97.00)
MP2 ($37.00)
CO ($9.85)
BTN ($50.00)
Hero (SB) ($80.10)
BB ($50.00)
Pre-flop: ($0.75, 8 players) Hero is SB
3 folds, MP2 calls $0.50, CO raises to $1, 1 fold, Hero raises to $5, 1 fold, MP2 folds, CO calls $4
Flop: ($11, 2 players)
Hero bets $1, CO goes all-in $4.85, Hero calls $3.85
Turn: ($20.70, 2 players)
River: ($20.70, 2 players)
Hero says "I TOY WITH YOU", Hero says "LOL"
Final Pot: $20.70
Hero shows:
CO shows:
Hero wins $19.70 ( won +$9.85 )
MP2 lost -$0.50
CO lost -$9.85
Villain proceeded to rebuy full after but donked it off to some other guy. NO WAI
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Originally Posted by gingerwizard
I hate icanhadcheezburger. It tilts me. muchos
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Gingers don't have souls and therefore cannot be tilted. Stop trying to trick me, devil child.
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But we do have holes, and tilt makes them it itch.
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This is not my signature. I just write this at the bottom of every post.
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Morning seshun not so good akshuly
+1.5 buyins at 50NL even though I played like a total donk. Called A high flop all in with AQ which is less than AK apparently. Go figure.
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bigrake plays pokey :O
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Time for notha seshun
I need to be a little more focused on position. I let myself get a little too deep with marginal hands OOP. Reverse cowgirl is my favorite position btw.
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$0.25/$0.5 Deep No Limit Holdem
9 players
Converted at weaktight.com
Stacks:
UTG ($83.45)
UTG+1 ($41.65)
MP1 ($33.15)
MP2 ($42.25)
MP3 ($100.20)
Hero (CO) ($99.45)
BTN ($30.45)
SB ($57.10)
BB ($50.00)
Pre-flop: ($0.75, 9 players) Hero is CO
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.50, MP1 calls $0.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $3, 1 fold, SB calls $2.75, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls $2.50, MP1 folds
Flop: ($10, 3 players)
SB checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $6, SB calls $6, UTG+1 folds
Turn: ($22, 2 players)
SB bets $22, Hero goes all-in $90.45, SB goes all-in $26.10
River: ($160.55, 2 players)
Final Pot: $118.20
Hero shows:
SB shows:
Hero wins $42.35 ( lost -$57.10 )
SB wins $115.20 ( won +$58.10 )
UTG+1 lost -$3
MP1 lost -$0.50
$0.25/$0.5 Deep No Limit Holdem
9 players
Converted at weaktight.com
Stacks:
UTG ($50.00)
UTG+1 ($56.60)
MP1 ($34.00)
MP2 ($69.85)
MP3 ($90.45)
CO ($50.70)
Hero (BTN) ($50.00)
SB ($111.45)
BB ($34.00)
Pre-flop: ($0.75, 9 players) Hero is BTN
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.50, 4 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, 1 fold, BB calls $2, UTG+1 calls $2
Flop: ($7.75, 3 players)
BB bets $4.50, UTG+1 calls $4.50, Hero calls $4.50
Turn: ($21.25, 3 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 bets $10, Hero raises to $30, BB folds, UTG+1 goes all-in $49.60, Hero goes all-in $13
River: ($113.85, 2 players)
Final Pot: $107.25
Hero shows:
UTG+1 shows:
UTG+1 wins $110.85 ( won +$54.25 )
Hero lost -$50
BB lost -$7
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12-22-2008, 05:46 PM
Post subject: Re: I can haz awparashun?
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Is it can be pokah time?

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for ugly kittydom
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I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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DEY GOTZ MEH MONEY!
I'm going to detail my full tilt support inquiry in the form of an aim convo
Bigred: HEY FULL TILT I WANTZ TO PLAY MORE TABLEZ HO
FTP: Thanks for your message! We'll get back to you in sec, k?
Bigred: K, ho
FTP: Oh snap, you brought a tough game but youz got an old account. We gonna cancel this account and no more rakeback for you playa!
Bigred: Oh noez don't do that plz, I sorry
FTP: Well, wez be good hoez, you can transfer funds to old account
Bigred: Please to be doing that, sir
And that's where I leave you until they either F me in the A or transfer my moniez.
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why didnt you ask for rakeback on your old account ldo?
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I don't know. I figured they'd say no, aim convo
Bigred: HEY GUY, I can haz rakeback?
FTP: So you want us to make less money off of you by giving you something for nothing?
Bigred: I will go back to stars!
FTP: We control your account, no transfers for you!
Bigred: OH NOEZ
Lee Jones Ghost: I watch you in the shower
Bigred: LOL WAT?
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my aim convo
frosst: HEY GUY, I can haz rakeback? google saz you gives it
FTP: So you want us to make less money off of you?
frosst: i dont playz there right now cuz i haz no rakeback. either you can haz cheezburger or you can haz double cheezburger
FTP: We'll see!
frosst: umm, double cheezburger?
FTP: K you can haz rakeback
frosst: suckerz!! i still no playz there cuz i want another deposit bonuz.
and so i wait. they'll give in. it's just a matter of time
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During the temporary intermission, please be to enjoy this film
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Fucking ninjas and their tricks.
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i wuz guna gives dis a spades buts den i dun starts redin its gud....i gaves 5 spadeses
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they locked your account for prev accountaments?
you played real money on your prev acc?
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they locked your account for prev accountaments?
you played real money on your prev acc?
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Played on FTP 4 years ago for deposit bonus back when bonus whoring was cool. That or when bonus whoring was doable with neteller. Fast forward 3 years later, I decide I want rakeback, can't even remember my old account or password and get a new account with a new email address since I've graduated and now use gmail. FTP had no problem letting me deposit and play but suddenly I ask if I can play more than 8 tables and they flip out.
Now I've been sent a mail saying they're forwarding my transfer request to a senior agent who will take up to 2-3 days to transfer my funds. Hopefully they put it back in my old account but this could be a never ending circle where I never get my monies.
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Merry Christmas! May you all have cheezeburgers!!!!
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Excellent thre3ad! 5 spades!!!!!
although if you put one of those operaration/goal thingies in you r sig i will take them away
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Protect dog
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Is this realistic? Like aren't you working full time?
Just curious about your hand volume.
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U can haz awparashun fur cristmus here u goez:
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Is this realistic? Like aren't you working full time?
Just curious about your hand volume.
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It's doable imo. We shall see!
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I got my money back but I want to move to stars. I don't want to give these FTP thieves another cent in rake.
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Originally Posted by bigred
More specific goals:
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200NL by end of March
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Is this realistic? Like aren't you working full time?
Just curious about your hand volume.
/insert dick joke
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It's doable imo. We shall see!
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Thx for your explanation. I will now be subscribing to your newsletter.
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LET IT SNOW MONIES!!!!!
Ok, I got to play 500 hands on stars for a profit of 2.5 buyins at 50nl. I want to thank Andy AKB for helping me out with the transfer to stars. Also, thanks for the operation gift, U R DOING IT RITE!!!!
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U were to the left of me on one of my tables...i think. We played one medium pot together....and i think u layed down KQ on a K45 flop or sometihng like dat amirite?
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U were to the left of me on one of my tables...i think. We played one medium pot together....and i think u layed down KQ on a K45 flop or sometihng like dat amirite?
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lol, nit
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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U were to the left of me on one of my tables...i think. We played one medium pot together....and i think u layed down KQ on a K45 flop or sometihng like dat amirite?
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Meh, I misplayed that hand. A8 of diamonds on a diamond flop.
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I tried to convince myself I could call since we were deep. Meh
$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
5 players
Converted at weaktight.com
Stacks:
UTG ($49.25)
CO ($13.25)
BTN ($112.25)
SB ($151.45)
Hero (BB) ($115.85)
Pre-flop: ($0.75, 5 players) Hero is BB
1 fold, CO calls $0.50, BTN calls $0.50, SB calls $0.25, Hero checks
Flop: ($2, 4 players)
SB bets $1.50, Hero raises to $5, 2 folds, SB raises to $15, Hero calls $10
Turn: ($32, 2 players)
SB bets $21, Hero folds
Final Pot: $32
SB wins $51.45 ( won +$14.95 )
BTN lost -$0.50
Hero lost -$15.50
CO lost -$0.50
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I may be terrible, but I'm pretty sure call, fold turn is horrendous
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When I was posting the hand I was wondering the same thing.
I have the 9 diamonds, 3 2's, and 3 aces. Hitting the ace doesn't win me the hand in most situations. Op is playing this pretty damn strong for such deep stacks. Diamond or a 2 on the river probably isn't going to net me enough on the river to make it profitable. 4 or 3 of diamonds completely screws me too. Villain may not have a set but I'm not maxing my value on a paired board.
I think this is a clear fold to 3bet on flop but a marginal fold on turn.
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fwiw I like simply calling he flop in this particular hand.
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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fwiw I like simply calling he flop in this particular hand.
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Well yeah if I could go back in time. I wanted a freecardament.
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fwiw I like simply calling he flop in this particular hand.
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Well yeah if I could go back in time. I wanted a freecardament.
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Looking back in the hand, I think this is pretty obv. You're not folding many Kx with a raise and you have sick equity vs anything else.
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I don't mind the a raise. Backdoor str8 draw NFD and overcard. Get some money in the pot in position with equity before the turn.
Call the turn
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While I'm thinking about my 2009 goals and targets, can someone point me to a source that details achieving SNE status? IE, X amount of hands at xNL
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While I'm thinking about my 2009 goals and targets, can someone point me to a source that details achieving SNE status? IE, X amount of hands at xNL
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http://www.spoonitnow.com/vpp_calc.php
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Wow, that's a lot of hands.
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BB is 44/26
BTN is 11/8
I was just baffled by BTN's fold. His line screamed set. I want opinions on what BTN had, TT or a str8 draw?
Also, I was probably shoving over BB raise if BTN had folded instead of raised.
$0.25/$0.5 No Limit Holdem
6 players
Converted at weaktight.com
Stacks:
UTG ($32.80)
Hero (UTG+1) ($50.00)
CO ($65.35)
BTN ($57.20)
SB ($31.45)
BB ($71.85)
Pre-flop: ($0.75, 6 players) Hero is UTG+1
UTG calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2, 1 fold, BTN calls $2, 1 fold, BB calls $1.50, UTG calls $1.50
Flop: ($8.25, 4 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets $5, BTN raises to $12.50, BB raises to $21.50, UTG folds, Hero folds, BTN folds
Final Pot: $38.25
BB wins $45.40 ( won +$21.90 )
UTG lost -$2
Hero lost -$7
BTN lost -$14.50
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No way BTN had a straight draw. 79 just isn't in his range. Probably just one of those random mindless spazz moments they have.
Edit: If it was just you and BB, I'd just call BB down since that's such a safe board and you're IP.
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I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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No way BTN had a straight draw. 79 just isn't in his range. Probably just one of those random mindless spazz moments they have.
Edit: If it was just you and BB, I'd just call BB down since that's such a safe board and you're IP.
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