I can haz awparashun?

So I DID see you!

Why didn't you care to respond to my dodgy advances in the chat?

Originally Posted by Ash256

So I DID see you!

Why didn't you care to respond to my dodgy advances in the chat?

Probably didn't notice them. I'm quite the chat whore if you get me started.

Operation checkin.

Haven't had a ton of time to play over the last few days but what little play I've managed has gone well. I'm about 35% of the way to 100NL which is plus. I'm going to be snowboarding in Utah for the next week but plan on playing a lot when I return.

i just had a moment of enlightenment. awparashun =aw=pa=ra=shun = operation! AND, xianti's avatar has a bunch of hot dogs in it!

Originally Posted by JKDS

i just had a moment of enlightenment. awparashun =aw=pa=ra=shun = operation! AND, xianti's avatar has a bunch of hot dogs in it!

You sir, are a genius. Even i didn't figure that out!

So I'm in Salt Lake City, Utah right now. I must say, it's a beautiful city. I don't know a lot about mormons but they are a very good looking people.

I'm looking forward to snowboarding tomorrow! Probably gonna hit up snowbird.

you find the side strands of hair appealing???

mmmmm...

i keed

wat

Originally Posted by bigred

Originally Posted by JKDS

i just had a moment of enlightenment. awparashun =aw=pa=ra=shun = operation! AND, xianti's avatar has a bunch of hot dogs in it!

You sir, are a genius. Even i didn't figure that out!

So I'm in Salt Lake City, Utah right now. I must say, it's a beautiful city. I don't know a lot about mormons but they are a very good looking people.

I'm looking forward to snowboarding tomorrow! Probably gonna hit up snowbird.

All you need to know about mormon girls is they won't put out. And not in the Catholic girl way, they actually don't put out.

UPDATE?

take out the up and i'm in!

no, I will be in this time






PLAY POKER GODDAMMIT

Update: Lost a few buyins but really haven't been playing. Going to force myself to play a lot this week. Need to make 100nl in 11 days.

Also, did you know about the Mikogo plugin to Skype?

http://skype.mikogo.com/

I haven't been updating this operation and for that I apologize. Long post will be written tonight after I go pick u PNL for the book club.

There should be some penatly for every 1k hands less than me you play

I've played about 7k hands in the last two days. What do I owe you?

New rule: No playing when you're super hungover. I just called an all in on a 28929 board with pocket 8's never noticing the river. Yay me.

Only at 5k for the year so you're doing ok

Gimme monies then bish.

I'm going to pick up PNL. Trip to Union Square!

Bigred picks up 20 billion tabling!




So I decided to try the table ninja hotkey application and found this to be the greatest invention since sliced bread. I'd tried the bet pot script from AHK but became quickly irritated with it for many reasons. This program on the other hand is simple, effective, and makes monies!!!!! I usually play 8 tables at the most but when all you really need to hit is the b, c, or v button life becomes easier. So, I slowly increased 2 tables at a time until I decided 20 was my sweetspot. The graph above is about 11k+ hands running at about 10 bb/100.

Due to the deep BR nature of playing a billion tables, I'm going to set my goals back and require a larger BR to move up to 100NL. It is possible to still make it in January but I have a long way to go.

oh, PS

Played 2.3K hands tonight and won 4 buyins, cool dude.

I'm quickly approaching my 20K hand threshold and need advice on plugging leaks. Basically, besides looking at big pot hands I lost, and a few minor HUD stats, I don't know what to search for. I'm guessing filtering PP hands, SC's, etc is a good idea but what should my approach be? Any and all advice welcome.

A big leak I found last year was just positional play. Playing too much OOP or not enough IP. 3betting too much OOP (from blinds) and not enough IP (from button).

So I have two images to post. One is positional stats that look standard except I may be too loose out of SB, thoughts?




Now this one was a surprise. Does this mean I'm way too loose passive with a pf raiser in front of me? Should I just start folding more?



Feedback appreciated.

I am Jack's tilting train wreck

I was on par to making 100nl but I do the same thing every time. I make money consistently, run into one off day, and immediately start trying different methods to start making money again because "I must be doing something wrong." I need to realize that everyone has off days and that the perfection train I'm trying to ride is going straight off the fucking bridge.

I lost 3 buyins 20 tabling and immediately switched to my old lagg days playing 4 tables. Then some HUNL (which i fucking spew at 24/7) and some 6maxaments. 13 buyins later (down) I'm nowhere near my goals and hating poker.

I think half of this is I'm still results oriented. No more are my goals going to be about moving up. That is fucking me over big time.

My new goals are going to revolve around hands played, only focusing on making correct decisions, and reviewing my play to learn from my mistakes. If you play the hands, the money will come. Or at least the FPPs will come, and they're like pseudo monies.

New Goal:

30K hands in February 20 tabling. I'll move up stakes as my BR allows but I am indifferent about what stakes and what money I'm making. All I care about is making the right decisions and putting the time in.

Fuck you bigred, you fucking suck at poker.

Nice Av.

Sounds pretty familiar, glgl.

Three thins and they are all standard that you should know htem. Stop open limping, you fold too much(WTSD% and (W$SD%) and you don't 3bet enough.

Ben you have HM, do the first three articles that come with the program to break down that 20K hand stretch. They are at the top drop down menu's. See what it says and then come back and discuss your findings.

Wait, are you playing FR or 6max?

Should stick to full ring.

Thanks TJ, I will do this.

slipped to second page by accident amirite?

update yo quit playing that PS3 game

wtf is this? bigred plays poker?

Achieve goldstar for second month in a row. Almost to 100NL. I probably should post here more, sorry

You rollin and dey be hatin?

can I take my 5-stars back please?




you bigred

So I don't like responsibilities but I do like attention which is why I have this operation thread. You people fail at telling me how awesome I am.

Anyway, for my annual update. I moved up to 100NL and have been killing it. It's so much better than 50NL because as expected, more people respect my raises!!!!! When they finally stop I usually tighten up and wipe their faces with my nut(s) (hands).

A couple more days of this hot streak and I'll move up in stakes.

Also, I made platinum this month. Not even Kanye can touch this.

LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES NO ONE LAUGH

Originally Posted by bigred

Gimme monies then bish.

I'm going to pick up PNL. Trip to Union Square!

Union Square as in 14st Manhattan??

I live at 20th and 1st so yeah.

woahhh, donno any fellow new yorker FTR-ers. I live in queens but work at 25st n lex....not too far from ya

If we have enough FTR-ers from NYC, maybe one day have a FTR live game or something

Originally Posted by L_Clan_Sup3rMaN

woahhh, donno any fellow new yorker FTR-ers. I live in queens but work at 25st n lex....not too far from ya

If we have enough FTR-ers from NYC, maybe one day have a FTR live game or something

I believe Flomo also lives around here somewhere. Not sure who else.

So I thought I might as well start giving poker lessons ITT. Here's one:

$0.5/$1 No Limit Holdem
9 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($103.80)
UTG+1 ($172.35)
MP1 ($103.65)
MP2 ($101.00)
MP3 ($100.00)
CO ($100.00)
BTN ($84.00)
Hero (SB) ($136.40)
BB ($115.85)

Pre-flop: ($1.50, 9 players) Hero is SB
7 folds, Hero raises to $4, BB raises to $19, Hero goes all-in $136.40, BB goes all-in $96.85

Flop: ($252.25, 2 players)
Hero says "quads"

Turn: ($252.25, 2 players)

River: ($252.25, 2 players)

Final Pot: $231.70
Hero shows:
BB shows:

Hero wins $249.25 ( won +$112.85 )
BB lost -$115.85


A bad player lets his opponent hit an A or a K >75% of the time.
A decent player wins this allin 50% of the time.
A great players MAKES IT RAIN QUADS ON THE BITCHES

You're so awesome

Originally Posted by swiggidy

You're so awesome

I approve this message.

do you play on stars?

yes sir

what's your sn?

Uh, nutsinho....

no really, is it bigred###?