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this is my very own thread and i am the ruler. i plan to post lots of uninteresting rants (w/o cliff notes), videos/articles i find interesting, and whatever else i feel like.
welcome to my thread.
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This is going to be a very long and uninteresting read.
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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so on facebook i thought it was pretty funny that ftr's own bankitdrew and euphorcism got into a scuffle with some guy i know irl, who is a christian. i guess i'll just post the post.
(blocked out names cuz idk if ftr people want others knowing their name)
it just makes me  . it just boggles my mind how much people project their own beliefs onto reality and others. it doesn't matter to me that M believes in jesus, good for him. but he told me i was being blasphemous to his god, which is only one of the many listed. and then lol at him making pascals wager. and he claims he finds this peace through jesus. that's all fine and dandy, but i could find peace in a coconut and it would be the same thing. still found it entertaining.
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This is going to be a very long and uninteresting read.
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this is so true.
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this has to be the best smiley ever.
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YouTube - Putting faith in its place
This video is awesome and shows the staggering difference between faith and reason. I just never understood the concept of believing in something without evidence. I have faith in many things, but there is a reason for that faith. And those reasons are backed with evidence and past observation, not because it's what I was told or because some book says so.
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nice vid.
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Nice vid.
Lol youtube comments:
"Since atheists don't believe in God, they don't care about morality. All atheists are moral relativists. Given the chance, they would rape and murder every member of your or their own family, simply because they can. 4 hours ago"
Sounds about right.
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Haaaalp me jewish god! Haaaalp me alaaaaah. Halp me tom cruiseeee. Tom cruise use ur black magic to put out the fire!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
this is my very own thread and i am the ruler. i plan to post lots of uninteresting rants (w/o cliff notes), videos/articles i find interesting, and whatever else i feel like.
welcome to my thread.
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You seem like a smart guy, I really really really really really need to piss (like you know when you just woke up after a night drinking and your bladder is on like motherfucking overdrive) but one of my flatmates and his girlfriend are playing some kind of fun AHAHHA I LOCK YOU OUT OF THE BEDROOM. OH NO I DON'T! OH WAIT YES I DO AHAHAHAH game in the hallway, and I can't be fucked putting pants on and the only bottle I could piss into is too full with piss to risk peeing into it any more cos I think this'd overflow it for sure. Help!
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This
do you have a window you can piss out of?
alternatively, do you have a long t-shirt so you can go to the bathroom without having to put on pants?
alternatively, yell OMG LOOK AN OLLIEPHANT! while pointing in the opposite direction, then run to the bathroom.
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Alright, thread hijack over, cheers for the advice halvsame, (I laffed at the youtube link ). I neglected to mention in the first post that I do have boxerbriefs on, I'm not butt naked. So I made the executive decision I don't care who sees me in my underwear in my own house and just went to the toilet anyway.
(The only window I have opens up onto the wee parking space for the old people's home next door, and since it's sunday, there are diligent relatives coming and going all day).
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I like how Kiwi just turned this into the drunk thread.
Can we hijack this thread and turn it into the drunk thread?
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sup GMML, I like your style
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My last post in that discussion was "You frighten me." I thought for a couple minutes about how I was going to rip apart his last post. There were like hundreds of different things wrong with it. Including: I didn't start the name calling, he did, when he called me lost; If he is wrong, there's is much harm, including a huge cost opportunity to do bigger and better things than to praise a coconut; then the kicker - zomg @ his last line, which was essentially, "You would fear me if I didn't have peace with coconuts."
I had a great time stirring that pot. NH and lol @ the euph posts.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by givememyleg
And those reasons are backed with evidence and past observation, not because it's what I was told or because some book says so.
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FWIW
Try to avoid using this within an argument, i think you can see what your villains response might be.
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Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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I'm the one who said Lee Jones!
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I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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My facebook profile pic is of a demon beneath the Earth that controls poker. I call him Lee Jones. That's why I found your post so funny.
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
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Originally Posted by XxStacksxX
Nice vid.
Lol youtube comments:
"Since atheists don't believe in God, they don't care about morality. All atheists are moral relativists. Given the chance, they would rape and murder every member of your or their own family, simply because they can. 4 hours ago"
Sounds about right.
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so true. i mean, how can you have morality without a god? a god that demands rape, murder, genocide and gouging out of eyes. it's not moral without some stoning thrown in imo.
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Originally Posted by BooG690
I like how Kiwi just turned this into the drunk thread.
Can we hijack this thread and turn it into the drunk thread?
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i'd prefer it not to but it's cool. posts of "fcuk you all im watsed bitch go die usck my cuock" are totally acceptable.
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FWIW
Try to avoid using this within an argument, i think you can see what your villains response might be.
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yes, i do agree and understand this. however, the christian fundamentalists who rely on their book for guidance and hold it was fact/holy, it can be a good argument to bring up circular reasoning. but for the most part, yeah, some people would say it's not about the book and about the relationship/social/moral points, which is also just as stupid.
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sup GMML, I like your style
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I'm the one who said Lee Jones!
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It had to be you lol.
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I didn't start the name calling, he did
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ya, I facepalmed at this too. Also your "name calling" was a logical conclusion to what you have observed, his was just name calling..
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I like how Kiwi just turned this into the drunk thread.
Can we hijack this thread and turn it into the drunk thread?
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Hey now, this wasn't my intention. I needed advice and gmml seemed sensible based on this thread. 
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kiwi, my advice, always have a large gatorade bottle handy. it has saved me many times while playing poker. i also pissed in a vitamin water bottle on a longish drive much to my wife's surprise. we were in bfe and i didn't want to get out of the car.
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i'd prefer it not to but it's cool. posts of "fcuk you all im watsed bitch go die usck my cuock" are totally acceptable.
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Can we make this the thread where all drunk swastika attempts go? And make a swastika attempt mandatory when drunk?
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yo gmml I still gots my wrizz
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Haha I forgot all about the Wrizz. At least make this thread useful and finally explain to all of us what went wrong there. It seemed like a product that could have taken off.
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Originally Posted by givememyleg
kiwi, my advice, always have a large gatorade bottle handy. it has saved me many times while playing poker. i also pissed in a vitamin water bottle on a longish drive much to my wife's surprise. we were in bfe and i didn't want to get out of the car.
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i'mn too drunk but there is a great joke in there. you live in bfe and live out of yourr car fuck it
fcuk you all im watsed bitch go die usck my cuock
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Haha I forgot all about the Wrizz. At least make this thread useful and finally explain to all of us what went wrong there. It seemed like a product that could have taken off.
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I still have a few too and use it all the time. The main problem was production. We were total noobs to the whole thing, but after a few tries finally figured out the whole silicone molding process. We made every single one in my parents spare bedroom, with one mold. On top of that, the "wrizz pad" mold would get so hot and melt randomly. It was brutal and at the end of the day not worth it.
We looked into and contacted a few manufacturers, but we didn't have the capital or I guess faith to get thousands made.
Plus we're lazy.
(In the back of mind I always consider setting up shop again and just selling the Wrizz (no stupid pad) in only one color. That way, it could possibly be worth it. But then again, I'm lazy.)
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i'mn too drunk but there is a great joke in there. you live in bfe and live out of yourr car fuck it
fcuk you all im watsed bitch go die usck my cuock
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haha, flomo you're def my favorite ftr poster.
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for those who dunno what the wrizz is
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i'mn too drunk but there is a great joke in there. You live in bfe and live out of yourr car fuck it
fcuk you all im watsed bitch go die usck my cuock
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you must draw drunk swastika!
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i dont play poker that much any more - but is that thing spunk-proof
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what ever happened to my wrizz  \
I know I have the pad around somewhere. IIRC I didn't like the pad much but the wrizz itself was kinda neat. Still think "Wrizz" is a bad name choice tho.
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is the wrizz sposed to help with wrist pain
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you're on a road trip and stop at exxon. You go to take a safety piss; don't have to go bad but go because you stop. There is a men and ladies restroom, each 1 person only. Both are locked. 3 mins later a woman exits. There is no one else in line. Do you snap go in womens redtroom? If not, how long do you wait before you do?
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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I snap go into the men's restroom if it's the other way around, but I guess it's different for a man to go into the women's restroom.
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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I snap go into the men's restroom if it's the other way around, but I guess it's different for a man to go into the women's restroom.
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It is totally different. Which is too bad because male washrooms are much dirtier.
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Girlfriend: Why are the werewolves more important than living life?!
Girlfriend: Are you on the forums doing the werewolves again?
Girlfriend: Soo... you forgot to run that errand, but you had time to werewolf? Wtf?
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All bathrooms are created equal. Get in there.
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