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Maynardtool
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05-07-2009, 02:39 AM
Post subject: You got a bunch of Donkeys on FTR
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I have never understood a donk who min raises with pocket 2's and the flop comes K J 6 all different suits..Me and this idiot are the only ones in the pot..I have k 10 and check he bets I push all in and I'm happy as can be because he has a pair of 2's..Guess what comes on the turn a fucken 2..So I see where all the donks play at FTR..Guess you teach that kind of stupid shit at this forum..So ban me and stick it up your asses you fucken idiot donkeys..What a fucken joke this place is and piss off and die you maggets...  
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
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at least say who it was
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bjsaust
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Straight Flush
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5 stars, I hope this was a tourney!
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Just playing to improve.
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Stacks
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4-of-a-Kind
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Best hand won!
But how much did you lose?
At least it was a freeroll.
Etc. etc.
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Parasurama
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Full House
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Hey guys I'm maynardtool welcome to my logic class:
1. I played against someone who has the same name as someone on FTR
2. He made a play that I thought was stupid and sucked out on me
Therefore, the person I played against is a donk AND a poster on FTR AND all posters on FTR are donks AND I believe all of this with a confidence level great enough to make a post about it on FTR
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kmind
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05-07-2009, 03:08 AM
Post subject: Re: You got a bunch of Donkeys on FTR
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#6 (permalink)
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Straight Flush
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by Maynardtool
I have never understood a donk who min raises with pocket 2's and the flop comes K J 6 all different suits..Me and this idiot are the only ones in the pot..I have k 10 and check he bets I push all in and I'm happy as can be because he has a pair of 2's..Guess what comes on the turn a fucken 2..So I see where all the donks play at FTR..Guess you teach that kind of stupid shit at this forum..So ban me and stick it up your asses you fucken idiot donkeys..What a fucken joke this place is and piss off and die you maggets... |
QFT
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Pelion
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Originally Posted by bigspenda73
at least say what stakes it was at
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fyp
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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Warpe
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Moderator
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checking my HHs...(srsly)...
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bjsaust
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Straight Flush
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Ballarat, Australia
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http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/forum/tilt-f42.html
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Just playing to improve.
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
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I cannot believe ppl actually get upset during freerolls, how can you get mad if you didn't lose anything?
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bjsaust
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Straight Flush
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If Maynard was playing in an FTR freeroll, does that mean he's included in the donkey count?
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Just playing to improve.
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JR9477
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Flush
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Location: Iowa
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What was your SPR?
(M, Stack Sizes?)
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settecba
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Flush
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Location: stealing blinds from UTG
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by JR9477
What was your SPR?
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LOL
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by JR9477
What was your SPR?
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nh, sir
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JinxT4
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Flush
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Y would you call a raise pre-flop with only a King & a Ten? That's not even a pair. 
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[04:18] <+Bbickes> do u has teh agoraphobia?
[04:18] <+fat> im agressive yes
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JKDS
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Full House
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Originally Posted by JinxT4
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any two cards can win ldo. what are you, a fish? 
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Quote:
Originally Posted by OngBonga
But no, jkds is lolvillager and anyone who wants to string him up is sighbad.
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Ragnar4
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05-07-2009, 05:31 AM
Post subject: Re: You got a bunch of Donkeys on FTR
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#17 (permalink)
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Full House
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Location: Billings, Montana
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Originally Posted by Maynardtool
I have never understood a donk who min raises with pocket 2's and the flop comes K J 6 all different suits..Me and this idiot are the only ones in the pot..I have k 10 and check he bets I push all in and I'm happy as can be because he has a pair of 2's..Guess what comes on the turn a fucken 2..So I see where all the donks play at FTR..Guess you teach that kind of stupid shit at this forum..So ban me and stick it up your asses you fucken idiot donkeys..What a fucken joke this place is and piss off and die you maggets... |
shhh.
I can't hear you over the sound of all your chips in my stack.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here? 
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Lucothefish
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Full House
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Quick bit of punctuation practice for you. When you finish a sentence, it goes *period* *space* not *period* *period*. If you can master this then I promise you, hand on my heart, I won't call your all in with my twos next time. Even though your chips smell like cookie dough.
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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hopeful
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Flush
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this has to be the thread of the month
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daven
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Straight Flush
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this may have been me, but the pot was 3-bet and I shoved, not him.
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XTR1000
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4-of-a-Kind
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Location: surfing in a room
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Welcome to FTR!
Become a valued member to get one free freeroll suckout/week.
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Originally Posted by bigred
xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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yo
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Pelion
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by JinxT4
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KT has 6 outs. Pairs only have 2 outs.
Moran.
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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Robb
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05-07-2009, 11:45 AM
Post subject: Re: You got a bunch of Donkeys on FTR
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#23 (permalink)
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by Maynardtool
So ban me and stick it up your asses you fucken idiot donkeys..What a fucken joke this place is and piss off and die you maggets... |
Ban?
Ban?
Hall of Fame, imo.
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AFchung
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Full House
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what were you doing in there with KT?
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Keith
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Full House
Join Date: Nov 2008
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Code:
1,712,304 games 0.015 secs 114,153,600 games/sec
Board:
Dead:
equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 50.895% 50.48% 00.42% 864340 7142.50 { 2d2s }
Hand 1: 49.105% 48.69% 00.42% 833679 7142.50 { KhTc }
coin flipping as an underdog . No wonder you're pissed you lost. The fact you're pissed about a 2 coming tend to imply you hit a K or T as well whihc makes this even funnier . 
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Lucothefish
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Full House
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uhh keith, he paired the king. put the board cards in there.
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<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
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Keith
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Full House
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dam ....missed that in the speed reading lol
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HarleyGuy13
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Full House
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Location: Oregon
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I wonder if the FTR donkey watched the SuperPro play KT a few times before this or other GREAT starting hands? Or maybe other "Hey I got TopPairShittyKicker hands. IDk maybe he thought I get this dude will freak the fuck out if I suck out on him and that will so be worth all my freeroll chips.  
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"You start the game with a full pot o’ luck and an empty pot o’ experience...
The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck."
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Do you have testicles? If so, learn to bet like it  |
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wonderland
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Flush
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Maynardtool.
IM IN UR FUCKeN GRAMMAR, WATCHING U SHOVE.
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str32
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Join Date: May 2009
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now thats funny 
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   fishesh on my table is very yammiii (:
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surviva316
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4-of-a-Kind
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Originally Posted by Lucothefish
Even though your chips smell like cookie dough.
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nice.
btw, maynardtool, is the way you played the hand up for analysis also?
ps...this was a freeroll.................
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I just wanted to share singing vaginas.  |
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Miffed22001
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jun 2005
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BUT HOW MUCH DID YOU LOSE???!?!?!!?
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sportbike33
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Location: Georgia
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LMAO, this guy is hilarious... Can I buy you a beer??
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TonyB73
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Flush
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obv 22 is da nutz against maynardtool - the sooner he understands that the better off he'll be
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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What, no quack quack? Allow me.
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BennyLaRue
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Full House
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Quack Quack.
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Airles™
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Flush
Join Date: Jan 2009
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Hee. Fucking. Haw. Free rolls are for us FTR'ers to let out our inner donkeys... get with the program.
And yeah, I ALWAYS re-raise all-in with top pair on the flop.
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Originally Posted by Carroters
The solution to getting 1 outered is a simple one. We just need to find the site that is the least rigged.
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bigspenda73
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Pwnsylvania
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alright OP hasn't responded, this thread is over
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Stacks
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Im opedipus bitch, the original balla.
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Is it really? Cuz I can still type.
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