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Old 02-26-2010, 05:58 PM     Post subject: Vp pappy's ten commandments of poker #1 (permalink)  
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VP Pappy’s

TEN COMMANDMENTS OF POKER

1. Thou shalt not worship any hand when thy suspects that better hands
are out there before thee.

2. Thou shalt attempt to make stacks of chips that reach to the heavens.

3. Thou shalt make no bets and raises in vain.

4. Thou shalt remember thy bankroll and keep it from becoming holy.

5. Thou shalt honor the rules of the game.

6. Thou shalt not murder the dealer.

7. Thou shalt not commit all thy chips to the pot without the best hand.

8. Thou shalt attempt to steal blinds and pots.

9. Thou shalt bear false bets and raises against thy neighbors.

10. Thou shalt covet and attempt to acquire thy neighbor's chips.


"Poker pros depend on fish for giving them their daily bread…Amen.”
--VP Pappy

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Old 02-26-2010, 07:27 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Holy fuck Spoon's head is gonna pop off after seeing this shit
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 Corrected commandments.

1. Put your opponent on a god damn range.
[00:29] <daven> dc, why not check turn behind
[00:30] <DC> daven
[00:30] <DC> on my hand?
[00:30] <daven> yep
[00:30] <DC> because I am drunk
[00:30] <daven> nice reason
[00:30] <daven> no further questions
[00:30] <yaawn> ^^Lol

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hello Terrence. nice poast
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 7. Thou shalt not commit all thy chips to the pot without the best hand.

wut, in b4 folding to 10000;1 on the flop cuz we have 5high

also in b4 lock
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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