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Old 12-08-2007, 02:40 PM     Post subject: VP Pappy Speaketh on Poker #1 (permalink)  
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"Never raise a hand to your children...slow-play the little bastards!"
--VP Pappy
"Good players have their place in the game of poker and hopefully it will be at a table where I'm not playing."
--VP Pappy
"A losing poker hand is sometimes disguised as a winning one. Your ability to read people will help you reveal which one it is."
--VP Pappy
"The more I learn about poker, the more the thought of playing for real money scares the hell out of me."
--VP Pappy
"The measure of a any great player is not how he plays his best hands, but how he plays his worst ones."
--VP Pappy
"I'd give you advice on how to play poker Son, but I've only been playing the game for about fifty years, so I'm still learning.
--VP Pappy
"When playing poker, do as Buddha says:
"Give up anger, renounce pride."
--VP Pappy
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Old 12-09-2007, 11:53 PM #2 (permalink)  
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 did u really come up with those on ur own? some of them are really good, including: 2 5 and 6


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Old 12-10-2007, 03:04 AM #3 (permalink)  
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personally, 1, 2, and 5 are my favorites.

#1 made me grab the cards, fix the deck, and deal in my 2 year old. he oversetted me, the bastard!


while the winners are counting their money, the losers are yelling, "DEAL!!"
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someone care to take a shot at who said that famous quote?
LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.

Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
 
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Old 12-10-2007, 05:20 AM #4 (permalink)  
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Number one made me roll.
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 solid first post atleast.
Quote:
eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
 
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Old 12-30-2007, 06:20 PM #7 (permalink)  
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 My favorite is #8
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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