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Silly String
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11-13-2007, 01:38 PM
Post subject: String Theory
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Full House
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Every time you c/c in small stakes poker, an angel gets struck down by lightning.
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Playing live . . . thanks alot Bin Laden.
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pgil
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there are enough aggressive spewtards to warrant this play sometimes
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"If you can't say f*ck, you can't say f*ck the government" - Lenny Bruce
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IowaSkinsFan
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Originally Posted by pgil
there are enough aggressive spewtards to warrant this play sometimes
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Im guessing a lot less than you think.
I'm glad i taught someone something!
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pgil
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Full House
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there are many situations that allow for a c/c. there are rivers that should only be c/c. there are flopped monsters that should be c/c to allow your opponent to catch up/bluff. it's not a play that should be used often, I'm just arguing that it has its place.
If you want to be more specific about recommendations of when check/calling leads to angel death, then so be it, but a blanket statement designed to tell people to never ever check/call seems wrong.
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"If you can't say f*ck, you can't say f*ck the government" - Lenny Bruce
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Silly String
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Full House
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Entirely too much seriousness in a thread designed as an entertaining way to drive home a point.
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Playing live . . . thanks alot Bin Laden.
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Rondavu
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Everytime we generalize a dynamic game, an orphan bursts into flames.
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It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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Silly String
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Now you're getting it
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Playing live . . . thanks alot Bin Laden.
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Chopper
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each time i take my "pre-flop stats" seriously, michael jackson has a sleepover.
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LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.
Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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Every time you bluff a calling station, Nickelback releases another single.
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Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.
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Originally Posted by martindcx1e
Every time you bluff a calling station, Nickelback releases another single.
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rofl
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
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I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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euphoricism
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Shit. I gave them at least 3 or 4 CDs worth today.
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everytime you get scammed on a transfer it cost you 10k. 
god i hope stars support can help me
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Originally Posted by Chopper
each time i take my "pre-flop stats" seriously, michael jackson has a sleepover.
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funniest so far
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Jman: every time the action is to you, it's an opportunity for you to make the perfect play.
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euphoricism
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
everytime you get scammed on a transfer it cost you 10k.
god i hope stars support can help me
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martindcx1e
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
everytime you get scammed on a transfer it cost you 10k.
god i hope stars support can help me
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wtf is this about?
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Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.
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Originally Posted by martindcx1e
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
everytime you get scammed on a transfer it cost you 10k.
god i hope stars support can help me
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wtf is this about?
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please visit 2p2 and look for my latest posts
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euphoricism
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I dont read 2p2, I'm a loyal FT'r and you should be too. So retell the tale goddamnit!
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Originally Posted by euphoricism
I dont read 2p2, I'm a loyal FT'r and you should be too. So retell the tale goddamnit!
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haha i know at least link us to it or something. i never visit that place.
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Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.
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Chopper
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Originally Posted by euphoricism
I dont read 2p2, I'm a loyal FT'r and you should be too. So retell the tale goddamnit!
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QFT
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LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.
Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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Silly String
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Slow playing sets stinks like a urinal at an asparagus growers convention.
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Originally Posted by Silly String
Slow playing sets stinks like asparagus IN MY KIDS DIAPERS.
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FYP since you are a dad now, too. for you non-dads, the darker green the veggie, the worse is smells once it completes its life cycle.
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LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.
Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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Originally Posted by Chopper
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Originally Posted by Silly String
Slow playing sets stinks like asparagus IN MY KIDS DIAPERS.
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FYP since you are a dad now, too. for you non-dads, the darker green the veggie, the worse is smells once it completes its life cycle.
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lol nice one chopper, i actually lol'd
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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i will always be owned by passive donks
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Every time you raise a big draw, miss, and get called down by second pair...
Satan takes a bite out of Jesus
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It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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i will always be owned by passive donks
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What tables are you sitting at? Pappa needs a new pair of shoes!
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Originally Posted by sauce123
I don't get why you insist on stacking off with like jack high all the time.
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lol I love that topic :P
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everytime i get the money in ahead, a suckout breeds.
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LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.
Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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Every time you Bet/Call with a hand you should Bet/Fold with: Daddy gives mommy another "Fell Down" shiner.
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The older I get, the more I start wondering; Just what in the hell is going on here?
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