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Old 09-30-2004, 06:44 PM     Post subject: Some Poker Grammar ... a motivational speech #1 (permalink)  
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There's a post in another forum that contains these lines:

"Oh great... I folded a straight flush"
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"Oh great... this time I folded four of a kind"

Now I didn't read the hand histories at first and I thought "How stupid! Why would you fold a straight flush!?!"

(This speech is full of sarcasm)

Everyone knows what actually happened: X folded some cards that would've become a straight flush, quads, etc.

You hear the word "would've" a lot from beginning playes (the guy in that thread actually wasn't a beginner, but whatever). If you catch yourself thinking like this, try to entertain these possibilities too:

If opp had not had a ten, I WOULD'VE won that hand.
If opp had stopped all of a sudden and said "I found Jesus and will never gamble again. Here, take all my money", then I WOULD'VE taken all his money.
If Greta Garbo had come back from the dead, looking really fit, and offered to take me in the back room, I WOULD'VE got laid or something.

"Would've" indicates the conditional tense. For talking about reality, use the future tense.

If you call big bets with crap cards, you WILL lose money.
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Old 09-30-2004, 07:05 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Great point.
I don't know what they have to say
It makes no difference anyway.
Whatever it is...
I'm against it.
 
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Old 09-30-2004, 07:14 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Excellent.



It's like I tell my newbie friends...

I don't care at all how a folded hand would've played out. I only care about my long-term winnings.
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Old 09-30-2004, 07:31 PM #4 (permalink)  
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I don't know how much: would have, should have or could have pays..... However, I pretty well know how much I will lose by playing crap hands - exactly what I bet.
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Old 09-30-2004, 08:32 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Those thoughts are the exact thoughts that cause recreational players to see nearly every flop and limp with AKs (which they think of as a drawing hand).

Thing is, we all have those thoughts. Consider that fishstick (who seems like a pretty good player) asked a similar question about folding JJ when two opponents held overpairs but a J showed on the river.

When you can make the right play and not worry about the results, you have reached a high state of poker existence.
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Old 09-30-2004, 09:14 PM #6 (permalink)  
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I guess people like saying these comments either b/c they are newbies are like to rant about what could of been to take away some pain of the loss
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