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lolzzz_321
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03-04-2005, 09:26 AM
Post subject: A Sad Divorc3
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NO YOU
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Divorce Filing 289764896
Presisded over by The Honrable Wayne Brady
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Party One:TPTK/Overpair(Alice Kooper aka AK/TPTK)
Party Two:N00b
***Reason for Divorce:TPTK losing N00b's money on the river.***
Hearings
N00b:I just started playing NL Hold Em when I found my beauty my bride, TPTK. Her name was Alice Kooper (AK for short), I just got married to her on the flop, I mean the flop was beautiful, K610 rainbow.
AK:moaning Ohhhhh I love a good flop like that.
N00b:Oh baby me too, I think, I mean that guy who was check raising...?
AK:He was just bluffin, the final board ended up K610105, but I was still good, right baby?
N00b:I thought so you stupid b****, I called that all in on the river and the guy turned over pocket sixes for a boat.
Judge:How many times has this happened?
N00b:Hrm, like 7.
Judge:I thought you would have learned by now son. Perhaps, you should divorce this ho on the river when you're facing an all in, she's just costin you money, I personally wait for a better ho to pick up near the river, like my girl set or dat girl fullhouse. I mean you're in a ring game, wait for a better trick to go or call an all in with b.
N00b:Yeah...I did meet this guy in prison, his name was Quads, boy oh boy could he go all in...
Judge:Ahem! Ya, he's good for an all in, he could beat a Straight any day.
N00b:Yeah, I think I'm starting to learn... I wanna divorce Alice Kooper because she can't go all the way judge man, she sucks at swallowing the consequence of an all in, she loses it all the time.
*Eminem's Just Lose It inexplicably begins to play*
AK:But, but, but....
Judge oes Wayne Brady have to choke a b****!?!?!?! STFU!
N00b:Yeah, shut up AK, I wanna divorce!
Judge:Granted! But I cannot give you the money that she lost.
N00b:Itz koo b, I got paid back in knowledge...
SESSION ENDS
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Fnord
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I rate this post two snaps up!
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stevedonel
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Full House
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I somehow feel stupider after reading this.
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Is that guy still part of the forum??
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elipsesjeff
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Moderator
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So, very, confused.
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DavSimon
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Full House
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I actually think it is quite clever.....funny in a true/painful way.
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NTidd
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LOL!!!111!!!shiftoneshiftone11!!!eleven
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a500lbgorilla
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Your words and sentences confuse me.
But the format is pretty. I like it.
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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Location: My ice is polarized
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Originally Posted by stevedonel
I somehow feel stupider after reading this.
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As well you should.
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hazelblue
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I think I get the point.
Strange, but funny and true.
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johnnyawe
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Full House
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nice post.
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FyrFytr998
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Full House
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Lol, good one. It's like a early childhood book for poker players.
See Dick bet TP/TK
See Dick loose it all to a trap.
See Dick cry because he never put his opponent on a Pocket Pair.
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BoondockSaint
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4-of-a-Kind
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I give it a 9.7836173110031384000001 out of 10
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TxTick
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It's like a bad soap opera...but it's a fact! Thank goodness!
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"Most people are like Slinkies -- not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs."
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thestrokes
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Straight
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Wow this post is awesome! i just learned so much from this. My game has improved so much.
You guys should sticky this post!
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
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MMmm me like dis post.
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lolzzz_321
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NO YOU
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: My ice is polarized
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(BUMP)
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Muxy
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4-of-a-Kind
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tis funny.
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Eric
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Great Post!
I've lost with TPTK both by calling when I shouldn't have and by putting it down when I shouldn't have from a bluff.
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jacbmw
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lol. Was this full of sexual inuendos or am i just sick?
Quads -> Jail -> Straight - > boy oh boy could he go all in...
man thats wrong.
nice post thou.
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donkbee
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WELP
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Originally Posted by jacbmw
lol. Was this full of sexual inuendos or am i just sick?
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Trip? Sexual innuendos? 
This is an awesome post Trip!
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Originally Posted by Fnord
Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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SonOfAkira
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Straight
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brilliant.
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ProZachNation
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Full House
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I think tip makes posts like these so we will think about them while we play then he logs on and take our money.
I liked it, good format and informative.
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Originally Posted by mrhappy333
I didn't think its Bold to bang some chick with my bro. but i guess so... thats +EV in my book.
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