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Pythonic
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03-06-2008, 07:52 PM
Post subject: Online insults are ramping up
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Flush
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I've started seeing "Keep Da Change" more and more lately. A villian leaves you with under a dollar purposely after winning a big pot and then rubs it in your face. Talk about a backhand to the face. Anyone seeing this at all?
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Warpe
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I said it the other day after stacking a guy who had $0.38 more than me. He loled.
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bode
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Straight Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: slow motion
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Originally Posted by Warpe
I said it the other day after stacking a guy who had $0.38 more than me. He loled.
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YOU INSENSITIVE BASTARD!!!
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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speedcake
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Flush
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I thought it was funny
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Ash256
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4-of-a-Kind
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their EV
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bode
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Straight Flush
Join Date: May 2006
Location: slow motion
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Originally Posted by speedcake
I thought it was funny
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dude, i dont even think i was on the second level there...
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eeevees are not monies yet...they are like baby monies.
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Grinder
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03-06-2008, 09:28 PM
Post subject: Re: Online insults are ramping up
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Originally Posted by Pythonic
I've started seeing "Keep Da Change" more and more lately.
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I haven't seen that but I think it's fucking hilarious.
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Chopper
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: St. Louis, MO
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maybe the new "ship it?"
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LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.
Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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Robb
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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I got this amusing insult last night. Guy said he had checked my stats and that I didn't have game for NL25. Said I should move back down to NL10.
Hell, it's probably true 
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Chopper
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Straight Flush
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I got this amusing insult last night. Guy said he had checked my stats and that I didn't have game for NL25. Said I should move back down to NL10.
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look that goober up again, and see if you cant figure out his name. he's obv an FTR lurker that reads your stuff.
on topic: i gave out my first one last night. it was totally accidental, though.
i was sliding the bar over to shove and my finger stopped too early. i only sent in about $6 of the $8 i had left. he only called me.
he said, "nh."
i said, "yeah, i sort of misclicked the push there. i guess you can keep DA change."
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LHE is a game where your skill keeps you breakeven until you hit your rush of random BS.
Nothing beats flopping quads while dropping a duece!
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Monty3038
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Full House
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Ohio
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OK, I haven't seen these insults lately but I have seen a proliferation of those who want to 'teach' the others how to play, insulting their calls... telling them they don't know how to bet, etc... all the while losing to them.
It's kinda funny. I've learned a lot about shutting up at tables lately.
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martindcx1e
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Originally Posted by bode
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Originally Posted by speedcake
I thought it was funny
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dude, i dont even think i was on the second level there... |
lolaccidentallevelaments
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Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject. So you know you are getting the best possible information.
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REDBRG
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Join Date: Jan 2008
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OK, I haven't seen these insults lately but I have seen a proliferation of those who want to 'teach' the others how to play, insulting their calls... telling them they don't know how to bet, etc... all the while losing to them.
It's kinda funny. I've learned a lot about shutting up at tables lately.
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Beautiful. I love it.
Often i will ask them to expand on their thoughts about someone's donk bet sizing, or opening range choices.
Damn fools beat their chest so hard they don't notice the table is on a slight incline and all their chips are slowly sliding towards my stack...
BWA HA HA HA!
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I'm not addicted to blackjack. I'm just addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.
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spoonitnow
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2005
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lol that's actually funny
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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