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    Quote Originally Posted by iopq
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    how dare you say that about baby jesus
    I think an 8lb 6oz baby jesus couldn't even walk
    you don't know baby jesus
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    Protect dog
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    TAKE THAT BACK NOW IOPQ!
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    I decided to let the other 3 players buy out for $195, i.e I get $195, you 3 share $125, and you get spared the embarrassment of me owning you on national TV.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    Quote Originally Posted by iopq
    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    how dare you say that about baby jesus
    I think an 8lb 6oz baby jesus couldn't even walk
    you don't know baby jesus
    I know more than you know about baby jesus. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard.” Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after, all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths. OK, that was more about Chuck Norris, but if a girl I was having sex with screamed "OH, CHUCK NORRIS!" during the act, I wouldn't be offended, but rather understanding. Although if it's someone else's name other than Chuck Norris I'd be embarassed. It's like ordering a Big Mac at Burker King. I mean I probably would never come there again. I'd probably start going to Wendy's and eat some delicious finger chili.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    Protect dog
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    wrong baby jesus
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    Quote Originally Posted by flomo
    too many words
    too little words
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    m2m im back from my we trip, can play tomorrow
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    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
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    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    m2m im back from my we trip, can play tomorrow
    plz note the buy out option if you are fortunate enough to win your match
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Quote Originally Posted by XTR1000
    m2m im back from my we trip, can play tomorrow
    plz note the buy out option if you are fortunate enough to win your match
    i dont know if i could allow u to buy out
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    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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    ok i just got back from new york as of right now. haven't read this thread yet but XTR: I can play anytime this week
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    2-1 vs. connect the suitors
    yay it didn't take ten years at least
    vids will be posted
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    Quote Originally Posted by iopq
    2-1 vs. connect the suitors
    yay it didn't take ten years at least
    vids will be posted
    Ship you $10 and they disappear??

    GG man I got owned in every sense of the word lol.
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    bump for XTR and M2M
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    I know i might not be hable to play in it as I am new... but i like to get my vote in anyways!

    IncaMabel $10

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    Yea, this tournament only started over a month ago, don't worry IncaMabel, you can play in the next. Now respond to my post so I know you're not some troll and don't have to strike/ban you.

    Also, you can post your fun little quotes in your signature, at the top of the page you see a link for "profile", you can edit it there so it will be at the bottom of every post.
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    xtr where rrrr u? lets play!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    Yea, this tournament only started over a month ago, don't worry IncaMabel, you can play in the next. Now respond to my post so I know you're not some troll and don't have to strike/ban you.

    Also, you can post your fun little quotes in your signature, at the top of the page you see a link for "profile", you can edit it there so it will be at the bottom of every post.

    High! , lol! noooo! I might be French but definetly not a troll! hehe
    Thank you for the insight on the Quotes & Profile! Appreciate it, I shall try that in the next Future.

    See you on the Felts soon!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
    xtr where rrrr u? lets play!
    High! Micro. I seen that around lots on people. The banner with the bankroll and your Goal towards what you wish to accomplish! - I would like to know is.. what is that called.. & were can I find info on that little thing! I guess i am a little curious as i never seen that before anywhere else! If possible of course..

    I hope its the samething i think it is! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by IncaMabel
    lol! noooo! I might be French
    I'm sorry... I didn't know...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
    xtr where rrrr u? lets play!
    pm´ed u

    sorry, timezones suck
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    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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    Quote Originally Posted by iopq
    Quote Originally Posted by IncaMabel
    lol! noooo! I might be French
    I'm sorry... I didn't know...
    High! iopq! lol! what are you Sorry for....& that you didnt know! ? , you mean that im French! ? heheh , if so.. I totaly Understand and agree! lol :P

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    poly vous frog legg?
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    m2m I could play right now. hit me up on msn
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
    yo
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    Game on!
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    Match starts now on stars

    ---newguy89
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    Quote Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
    Match starts now on stars

    ---newguy89
    GL fellas.
    Ich grolle nicht...
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    m2m pwns me hard and advances. gg sir.
    Quote Originally Posted by bigred View Post
    xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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    m2m advances 2-1

    what a longggg f'in match - and we 2 tabled. gg XTR
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    No Observer chat is bullshit
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    seriously your avatar made me spazz out way too much
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    did u see where I wrote 'I hope iopq is railing this'

    Spenda: your wishes for this to become a smack talking thread have come true
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    M2M tilts me when I play him.
    raise,raise,re raise,reraise again. FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
    3 3 3 I'm only half evil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
    did u see where I wrote 'I hope iopq is railing this'

    Spenda: your wishes for this to become a smack talking thread have come true
    I got there when you were playing the last match, and I was mostly reading FTR, so no
    but it's you guys' fault for not 5b bluffing pre enough to keep me interested
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    lol, i think i only 5bet pre twice, sorry iopq.
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    after watching you 2 play I'm gonna PM IOPQ and set up a time for the finals
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    after watching you 2 play I'm gonna PM IOPQ and set up a time for the finals
    wanna just flip for it?
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    no I don't flip when my edge is this huge
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    no I don't flip when my edge is this huge
    don't feel bad if I donk out on you then
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    epic shit-talking, man you're good at it......
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    well im not super skilled like you so i cant really say much?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
    well im not super skilled like you so i cant really say much?
    Generally you should compensate for this by trash-talking more.
    Ich grolle nicht...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Illfavor
    Quote Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
    well im not super skilled like you so i cant really say much?
    Generally you should compensate for this by trash-talking more.
    but us 'Canadiens' are too nice
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    omg you're Canadian?

    iopq I can do anytime next week after 5pm CST
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    What if I told you I was french Canadian?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
    What if I told you I was french Canadian?
    Id tell u the habs suck. :P


    This is an awesome idea. When's the next one???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
    What if I told you I was french Canadian?

    Quote Originally Posted by bigspenda73
    omg you're Canadian?

    iopq I can do anytime next week after 5pm CST
    PM me your aim screenname and I'll msg you
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    lol im seriously not french canadian, but I am canadian.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Micro2Macro
    lol im seriously not french canadian, but I am canadian.
    I was about to for losing to you
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    fed up of me constantly being tricked into thinking my BR is bigger than it actually is. finish this shit imo. . .

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