No Money Microstakes, Everybody's Solid

Originally Posted by The Norg

How was this ever ending up differently? Would you have folded to his c-bet if the flop had been J high?

My point was about preflop play. Why 3bet at all if he's going to min-3bet? No, I'm probably not going to fold the QQ, even to a shove, given his short-stack but I'm certainly not folding any pair to his min-3bet. He's just making it real cheap for me to see a flop and hit a good card or perhaps fold if a K or A hit the flop.

If he had posted the hand, all of FTR would tell him to 3bet bigger.

Originally Posted by PlayToWin

My point was about preflop play. Why 3bet at all if he's going to min-3bet? No, I'm probably not going to fold the QQ, even to a shove, given his short-stack but I'm certainly not folding any pair to his min-3bet. He's just making it real cheap for me to see a flop and hit a good card or perhaps fold if a K or A hit the flop.

If he had posted the hand, all of FTR would tell him to 3bet bigger.

Well, precisely because his stack is so short, you don't have the correct odds to set mine here. I am not saying at all that his min 3b is a good play, but calling with any pair if you put him on, say, QQ+ for 3betting, does not make you money in the long run because of the lack of implied odds resulting from his short stack. If he had about $5 behind, it would be OK to set mine in position.

Originally Posted by daviddem

Well, precisely because his stack is so short, you don't have the correct odds to set mine here.

Yea, I know. I figured someone would point that out. I usually go by the 20x rule. I guess the real reason, in this case, is that it was "just .30" and because when I see someone min3bet, I assume they're a bad player. So why not play along and take advatage of that. I didn't 4bet since that may narrow his range to hands that beat mine. If the flop had been J-high, he may have doubled up. He had the better hand, but I got lucky. On the other hand, if I had 22-JJ preflop, I probably would have folded to a standard 3-bet size of 3-4x. Unless, of course, we both had big stacks.

We also need to be aware that a shortstack is going to be more likely to shove once he makes a bet or when we make a bet or a raise, so we don't want to be surprised when that happens.

$0.01/$0.02 No Limit Holdem
FullTiltPoker
7 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG ($2)
UTG+1 ($4.32)
MP ($1.90)
CO ($1.83)
BTN ($2.36)
SB ($2.07)
kickass ($3)

Pre-Flop: ($0.03, 7 players) kickass is BB
1 fold, UTG+1 raises to $0.07, 2 folds, BTN calls $0.07, 1 fold, kickass raises to $0.30, UTG+1 raises to $0.98, BTN folds, kickass calls $0.68

Flop: ($2.04, 2 players)
kickass checks, UTG+1 bets $2.04, kickass goes all-in $2.02

Turn: ($6.10, 2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($6.10, 2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: $6.10
UTG+1 shows a pair of Nines

kickass shows two pair, Queens and Nines


kickass wins $5.68 (net +$2.68)

UTG+1 collects $0.02 (net -$3)
BTN lost $0.07

super loose super aggro no doubt in my mind i'm getting it in

he had a flush draw and an over bra, what d'u want him to do? also just ship pre

he wouldve shipped 7s or ace 5 i was surprised he had this good a hand. the only time he ever folded was when he got shipped on pre. his 3 bet was something like 80%. small sample but obvious as fuck. your right though it prolly doesn't look as good to you as it did to me when it happened

villain 42/11

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Replayer
SB ($4.58)
BB ($9.49)
UTG ($4.26)
UTG+1 ($10.74)
CO ($13.62)
Hero ($11.79)
Dealt to Hero 8 8
fold, fold, CO raises to $0.40, Hero calls $0.40, fold, BB calls $0.30
FLOP ($1.25) 4 8 T
BB bets $1, CO calls $1, Hero raises to $3.30, BB calls $2.30, CO folds
TURN ($8.85) 4 8 T K
BB checks, Hero bets $4, BB calls $4
RIVER ($16.85) 4 8 T K 9
BB checks, Hero bets $2, BB calls $1.79 (AI)
Hero shows 8 8
(Pre 81%, Flop 96.7%, Turn 100.0%)
BB shows 6 6
(Pre 19%, Flop 3.3%, Turn 0.0%)
Hero wins $19.45

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saw flop | saw showdown

UTG+1 ($5.95)
MP1 ($1.83)
Hero (MP2) ($10.48)
MP3 ($1.75)
CO ($3.06)
Button ($7.21)
SB ($5)
BB ($2.05)
UTG ($2.50)

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with ,
3 folds, Hero bets $0.25, MP3 raises to $1.75 (All-In), 1 fold, Button calls $1.75, 2 folds, Hero raises to $10.48 (All-In), Button calls $5.46 (All-In)

Flop: ($16.24) , , (3 players, 3 all-in)

Turn: ($16.24) (3 players, 3 all-in)

River: ($16.24) (3 players, 3 all-in)

Total pot: $16.24 | Rake: $0.81

Results:
Button had Q, 7 (three of a kind, sixes).
Hero had K, K (full house, sixes over Kings).
MP3 had A, K (three of a kind, sixes).
Outcome: Hero won $15.43


same Q7o villain

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saw flop | saw showdown

UTG ($6.17)
UTG+1 ($2)
Hero (MP1) ($5.93)
MP2 ($1.87)
MP3 ($3.18)
CO ($11.61)
Button ($23.67)
SB ($2)
BB ($2.50)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with ,
2 folds, Hero bets $0.20, 2 folds, CO raises to $0.35, 3 folds, Hero raises to $1, CO calls $0.65

Flop: ($2.07) , , (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $1.30, Hero calls $1.30

Turn: ($4.67) (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $9.31 (All-In), Hero calls $3.63 (All-In)

River: ($11.93) (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $11.93 | Rake: $0.58

Results:
Hero had A, K (full house, Kings over Aces).
CO had 6, 4 (two pair, Kings and fours).
Outcome: Hero won $11.35

got to love them. at the end of this hand said i am an idiot for calling turn, "i could have AA idiot! " his words

*edit to show how bad these players stats are.



MicroGaming - €0.02 NL - Holdem - 5 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 3

BB: €2.10 >>> 55/9
UTG: €1.98 >>> 62/25 over 90
CO: €0.38 >>> 41/6
BTN: €5.28 >>> 21/1 over 2k
Hero (SB): €2.50

Hero posts SB €0.01, BB posts BB €0.02

Pre Flop: (€0.03) Hero has 5 3

UTG raises to €0.04, CO calls €0.04, BTN calls €0.04, fold, BB calls €0.02

Flop: (€0.17, 4 players) J 8 6
BB checks, UTG checks, CO bets €0.04, BTN calls €0.04, fold, UTG calls €0.04

Turn: (€0.29, 3 players) 7
UTG checks, CO bets €0.02, BTN raises to €0.34, UTG calls €0.34, fold

River: (€0.99, 2 players) T
UTG checks, BTN checks

UTG shows 2 Q (High Card, Queen)
BTN shows 4 9 (Flush, Nine High)
BTN wins €0.90

lots of these every day. doesnt make them any less halirious

Hero (CO): $100.00
BTN: $197.65
SB: $50.00
BB: $97.00
UTG: $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is CO with K A
1 fold, Hero raises to $3, 2 folds, BB raises to $11, Hero raises to $24, BB calls $13

Flop: ($48.50) K K 5 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $17, BB raises to $73 all in, Hero calls $56

Turn: ($194.50) 3 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($194.50) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $194.50
Hero shows K A (a full house, Kings full of Fives)
BB shows 2 9 (two pair, Kings and Fives)
Hero wins $191.50
(Rake: $3.00)

villain here is 88/14 or something. he min raises/3bets pre a lot, flats large 3/4bets OOP with a huge range, and has a heap of other spastic tendencies that don't really affect the play of this hand

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (8 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (CO) ($25.54)
Button ($27.58)
SB ($9.40)
BB ($23.97)
UTG ($25)
UTG+1 ($25)
MP1 ($32.12)
MP2 ($8.95)

Preflop: Hero is CO with J, J
4 folds, Hero bets $1, 2 folds, BB raises to $1.75, Hero raises to $5.50, BB calls $3.75

Flop: ($11.10) 5, 7, 9 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $8, BB calls $8

Turn: ($27.10) 4 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $11, BB calls $10.47 (All-In)

River: ($48.04) K (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $48.04 | Rake: $2.40

not sure how to include results in the actual hand, but he had K7o

no monies 4b pots all too salad

BB: $94.05
Hero (UTG): $140.15
UTG+1: $97.00
MP1: $103.10
MP2: $103.00
CO: $409.10
BTN: $100.00
SB: $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is UTG with A A
Hero raises to $3, 2 folds, MP2 raises to $11, 4 folds, Hero raises to $24, MP2 calls $13

Flop: ($49.50) 9 A 5 (2 players)
Hero bets $15, MP2 raises to $35, Hero raises to $55, MP2 raises to $79 all in, Hero calls $24

Turn: ($207.50) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($207.50) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $207.50
Hero shows A A (three of a kind, Aces)
MP2 shows K K (three of a kind, Kings)
Hero wins $204.50
(Rake: $3.00)

^some people just can't call or fold to a small bet/raise

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klapper2111 (BB) (t1330)
Runiv (SB) (t4670)
Runiv's M: 155.67
Preflop: Runiv is SB with K, K
Runiv bets t60, klapper2111 raises to t100, Runiv raises to t220, klapper2111 calls t120
Flop: (t440) A, A, 10 (2 players)
klapper2111 checks, Runiv bets t80, klapper2111 calls t80
Turn: (t600) 10 (2 players)
klapper2111 checks, Runiv bets t80, klapper2111 raises to t160, Runiv calls t80
River: (t920) 4 (2 players)
klapper2111 checks, Runiv bets t120, klapper2111 raises to t240, Runiv raises to t4210 (All-In), klapper2111 calls t630 (All-In)
Total pot: t2660
Results:
Runiv had K, K (two pair, Aces and Kings).
klapper2111 had 3, 2 (two pair, Aces and tens).
Outcome: Runiv won t2660




Apparently he just read up on game theory. Because he has the worst hand in texas hold'em he's decided to go ahead and turn his hand into a bluff here. And on the river he simply flipped a coin and called so I wouldn't be able to exploit him. It didn't matter if it was heads or tails...

you may have played that just as badly as him

That's a pretty bold statement considering I gave no information on him at all.

Villian picked a bad time to bluff. I actually bet a little small on the Turn, trying to put some doubt in his mind, hoping to induce a bet. It worked this time.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (7 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
MP2 ($12.62)
Hero (CO) ($8.14)
Button ($5.70)
SB ($8.33)
BB ($8)
UTG ($17.72)
MP1 ($9.48)

Preflop: Hero is CO with K, 10
3 folds, Hero bets $0.30, 1 fold, SB calls $0.25, 1 fold
Flop: ($0.70) 5, 3, 7 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.40, SB calls $0.40
Turn: ($1.50) 5 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.90, SB raises to $7.63 (All-In), Hero calls $6.54 (All-In)
River: ($16.38) K (2 players, 2 all-in)
Total pot: $16.38 | Rake: $0.81

Results:
SB had J, Q (one pair, fives).
Hero had K, 10 (flush, King high).
Outcome: Hero won $15.57

Villain is 46/8/0.8AF. Did you say passive? (the minraise on the river is a misclick. I was already beating myself for it when he shoved)

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.05 BB (9 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

Hero (Button) ($5)
SB ($5.11)
BB ($5)
UTG ($8.28)
UTG+1 ($3.09)
MP1 ($4.62)
MP2 ($5.21)
MP3 ($7.71)
CO ($4)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 7, 7
UTG calls $0.05, 2 folds, MP2 calls $0.05, 2 folds, Hero bets $0.25, 3 folds, MP2 calls $0.20

Flop: ($0.62) 3, K, 4 (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets $0.45, MP2 calls $0.45

Turn: ($1.52) 4 (2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero checks

River: ($1.52) 7 (2 players)
MP2 bets $1.46, Hero raises to $2.92, MP2 raises to $4.38, Hero calls $1.38 (All-In)

Total pot: $10.12 | Rake: $0.67

Results:
Hero had 7, 7 (full house, sevens over fours).
MP2 had A, K (two pair, Kings and fours).
Outcome: Hero won $9.45

This is truly shocking, villain is a loose station and a propper drooler who donates to my roll regularly, but has sadly dropped down in stakes recently. I still can't get my head around the river call.

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (7 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

BB ($49.25)
UTG ($113.80)
MP1 ($50)
MP2 ($53.75)
Hero (CO) ($54.65)
Button ($83.75)
SB ($52.55)

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q, Q
UTG bets $1.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $4.50, 3 folds, UTG calls $3

Flop: ($9.75) 4, 10, Q (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $7, UTG calls $7

Turn: ($23.75) K (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $18, UTG calls $18

River: ($59.75) Q (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $25.15 (All-In), UTG calls $25.15

Total pot: $110.05 | Rake: $3

Results:
UTG had J, 10 (two pair, Queens and tens).
Hero had Q, Q (four of a kind, Queens).
Outcome: Hero won $107.05

^^That would be the donk rule #1---the bluff call
Followed by the popular "Lookie there, ain't all them queens purty."

It would be impossible for him to put me on my exact hand, but he should have suspected an overpair at the least.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (8 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
MP1 ($10.10)
MP2 ($14.61)
CO ($7.13)
Button ($12.98)
SB ($3.90)
Hero (BB) ($16.40)
UTG ($9.50)
UTG+1 ($4.76)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 5, 10
3 folds, MP2 calls $0.10, CO calls $0.10, 2 folds, Hero checks
Flop: ($0.35) 9, 5, 10 (3 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $0.20, 1 fold, Hero raises to $0.60, MP2 raises to $1, Hero calls $0.40
Turn: ($2.35) 5 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $3, Hero calls $3
River: ($8.35) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $3.10, MP2 raises to $10.51 (All-In), Hero calls $7.41
Total pot: $29.37 | Rake: $1.44

Results:
Hero had 5, 10 (full house, fives over tens).
MP2 had K, 10 (two pair, tens and fives).
Outcome: Hero won $27.93

To be fair, I'll post one of my retarded hands. Villian is a 12/8 nit. Once he raised me, I knew I was behind his range but just couldn't fold.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (9 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
Hero (BB) ($12.82)
UTG ($15.47)
UTG+1 ($11.41)
MP1 ($4.54)
MP2 ($12.33)
MP3 ($2.08)
CO ($2.80)
Button ($3.79)
SB ($10)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q, Q
1 fold, UTG+1 bets $0.30, 5 folds, SB calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1, UTG+1 calls $0.70, SB calls $0.70
Flop: ($3) 3, 4, 2 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.80, 1 fold, SB raises to $4, Hero calls $2.20
Turn: ($11) 9 (2 players)
SB bets $5 (All-In), Hero calls $5
River: ($21) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: $21 | Rake: $1.02

Results:
SB had 4, 4 (three of a kind, fours).
Hero had Q, Q (one pair, Queens).
Outcome: SB won $19.98

Originally Posted by PlayToWin

To be fair, I'll post one of my retarded hands. Villian is a 12/8 nit. Once he raised me, I knew I was behind his range but just couldn't fold.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (9 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
Hero (BB) ($12.82)
UTG ($15.47)
UTG+1 ($11.41)
MP1 ($4.54)
MP2 ($12.33)
MP3 ($2.08)
CO ($2.80)
Button ($3.79)
SB ($10)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q, Q
1 fold, UTG+1 bets $0.30, 5 folds, SB calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1, UTG+1 calls $0.70, SB calls $0.70
Flop: ($3) 3, 4, 2 (3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.80, 1 fold, SB raises to $4, Hero calls $2.20
Turn: ($11) 9 (2 players)
SB bets $5 (All-In), Hero calls $5
River: ($21) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: $21 | Rake: $1.02

Results:
SB had 4, 4 (three of a kind, fours).
Hero had Q, Q (one pair, Queens).
Outcome: SB won $19.98

what the fuck is this

this is the 'no money microstakes everybody's solid thread'

not the 'I couldn't fold overpair to obvious set thread'
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Originally Posted by Penneywize

what the fuck is this

this is the 'no money microstakes everybody's solid thread'

not the 'I couldn't fold overpair to obvious set thread'
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Lmao.

We all have spews in our DB , our own un-solid plays belong on here too.

godddamn of i fucking love this thread

Originally Posted by celtic123

our own un-solid plays belong on here too.

Damn, I could fill a page or two.

$0.10/$0.25 No Limit Holdem
PokerStars
7 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG Hero ($55.75)
UTG+1 mengying8 ($11.66)
MP Noviur ($9.30)
CO Zihuatanejo3 ($26.63)
BTN It$_Per$onaL ($25)
SB ulpi130 ($26.07)
BB MaestroLoL ($25.60)

Pre-Flop: ($0.35, 7 players) Hero is UTG
Hero raises to $1, 4 folds, ulpi130 calls $0.90, 1 fold

Flop: ($2.25, 2 players)
ulpi130 bets $0.75, Hero raises to $1.50, ulpi130 calls $0.75

Turn: ($5.25, 2 players)
ulpi130 bets $1.50, Hero raises to $5, ulpi130 calls $3.50

River: ($15.25, 2 players)
ulpi130 bets $5.50, Hero goes all-in $48.25, ulpi130 goes all-in $13.07

Final Pot: $82.07
ulpi130 shows three of a kind, Fours

Hero shows a full house, Sixes full of Fours


Hero wins $80.07 (net +$24.32)

ulpi130 lost $26.07

Actually it isn't that bad, minus the flop. But still loved it. And my play was meh, at best.

This is in a $10 tourney with 3k entries, just inside the money.


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saw flop | saw showdown

CO (t19142)
Button (t20794)
SB (t42539)
Hero (BB) (t30645)
UTG (t46262)
UTG+1 (t21902)
MP1 (t21040)
MP2 (t55835)
MP3 (t22430)

Hero's M: 11.67

Preflop: Hero is BB with 10, 8
7 folds, SB calls t500, Hero bets t3000, SB calls t2000

Flop: (t7125) 9, Q, Q (2 players)
SB bets t3000, Hero raises to t6000, SB calls t3000

Turn: (t19125) 3 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets t7000, SB calls t7000

River: (t33125) 9 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets t14520 (All-In), SB calls t14520

Total pot: t62165

Results:
SB had 5, 5 (two pair, Queens and nines).
Hero had 10, 8 (two pair, Queens and nines).
Outcome: Hero won t62165

On the last orbit, the retard saw the UTG player fold to a 3x re-raise from me. He was probably tilted because he sat down with $2 and two hands ago the big stack took him for $1.50 with a runner/runner flush.

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saw flop | saw showdown

UTG ($3.09)
retard (MP) ($0.50)
Hero (CO) ($6.34)
Button ($3.41)
SB ($12.50)
BB ($0.70)

Preflop: Hero is CO with J, 10
UTG bets $0.15, retard raises to $0.50 (All-In), 4 folds, UTG calls $0.35

Flop: ($1.07) 5, 3, J (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($1.07) A (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($1.07) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $1.07 | Rake: $0.05

Results:
UTG had A, A (full house, Aces over fives).
retard had 10, 8 (one pair, fives).
Outcome: UTG won $1.02

Villian had just sucked out a couple hands earlier when he went all in w/AJo against KK and was now the table bully. This may not have been the best on my part but I knew his range was mega wide and he would put me in with much worse, didn't think quite that bad but wth!


$0.02/$0.05 No Limit Holdem
6 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
UTG beavis179 ($12.43)
UTG+1 nzz666 ($5.07)
CO Teh pwn0r0r ($12.50)
BTN imfishcallme ($7.50)
SB Hero ($5.05)
BB annalyn450 ($25.35)

Pre-Flop: ($0.07, 6 players) Hero is SB
4 folds, Hero raises to $0.14, annalyn450 calls $0.09

Flop: ($0.28, 2 players)
Hero checks, annalyn450 checks

Turn: ($0.28, 2 players)
Hero bets $0.22, annalyn450 raises to $1.20, Hero calls $0.98

River: ($2.68, 2 players)
Hero checks, annalyn450 bets $4, Hero goes all-in $3.71

Final Pot: $10.39
annalyn450 shows a pair of Queens

Hero shows a flush, Ace high


Hero wins $9.61 (net +$4.56)

annalyn450 collects $0.29 (net -$5.05)

(3:35:19 PM) yaawn: I think I"m like
(3:35:23 PM) yaawn: a lot better postflop after playing CAP

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saw flop | saw showdown

SB ($19.54)
Hero (BB) ($25)
UTG ($21.23)
UTG+1 ($22.66)
MP1 ($24.75)
MP2 ($28.39)
MP3 ($30.62)
CO ($10.37)
Button ($8.90)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 3, 5
7 folds, SB calls $0.15, Hero checks

Flop: ($0.50) 4, 7, J (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.33, SB calls $0.33

Turn: ($1.16) 7 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero checks

River: ($1.16) 6 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $1.05, SB raises to $18.96 (All-In), Hero calls $17.91

Total pot: $39.08 | Rake: $1.95

Results:
SB had A, A (two pair, Aces and sevens).
Hero had 3, 5 (straight, seven high).
Outcome: Hero won $37.13

This tard would limp everything pre and then try to force people off their hands. After they folded, he'd show the stupidest garbage.

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saw flop | saw showdown

Button ($2.61)
Hero (SB) ($6.53)
BB ($2.33)
UTG ($5.83)
tard (UTG+1) ($8.07)
MP1 ($1.49)
MP2 ($3.97)
CO ($3.43)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8, 9
1 fold, tard calls $0.05, 1 fold, MP2 calls $0.05, 2 folds, Hero calls $0.03, BB checks

Flop: ($0.20) 5, 7, 6 (4 players)
Hero bets $0.09, 1 fold, tard raises to $0.18, MP2 calls $0.18, Hero raises to $0.69, tard raises to $1.20, 1 fold, Hero raises to $6.48 (All-In), tard calls $5.28

Turn: ($13.34) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($13.34) 4 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $13.34 | Rake: $0.66

Results:
Hero had 8, 9 (straight flush, nine high).
tard had 4, 9 (three of a kind, fours).
Outcome: Hero won $12.68

Originally Posted by Shotglass

This tard would limp everything pre and then try to force people off their hands. After they folded, he'd show the stupidest garbage.

Then why try to push him off his garbage? Why not let him keep bluffing later streets? Good example of a bluff call though!

Just saying...

Originally Posted by Smith

Then why try to push him off his garbage? Why not let him keep bluffing later streets? Good example of a bluff call though!

Just saying...

yeah that shove is terrible. a CiB would have been a billion times sexier when villain's range contains mostly crap that can't call a shove.

UTG is 37/17/1.5 over 46 and his CO fish friend is 33/14/1.8 over 36

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.05 BB (8 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

saw flop | saw showdown

Hero (BB) ($5)
UTG ($4.73)
UTG+1 ($2.63)
MP1 ($5)
MP2 ($9.47)
CO ($5.57)
Button ($4.95)
SB ($6.07)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A, A
UTG bets $0.10, UTG+1 calls $0.10, 2 folds, CO calls $0.10, 2 folds, Hero raises to $0.50, UTG calls $0.40, 1 fold, CO calls $0.40

Flop: ($1.62) 10, 3, K (3 players)
Hero bets $1.25, UTG calls $1.25, 1 fold

Turn: ($4.12) 3 (2 players)
Hero bets $3.25 (All-In), UTG calls $2.98 (All-In)

River: ($10.08) J (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: $10.08 | Rake: $0.67

Results:
Hero had A, A (two pair, Aces and threes).
UTG had 3, 4 (three of a kind, threes).
Outcome: UTG won $9.41

Ensues following conversation between UTG and CO:

GoHuskers1984 (CO): nice call
FlowM (UTG): thx
FlowM: took ne some time to figure it out
FlowM: I put him on AQ preflop
FlowM: or AK
GoHuskers1984: i thought he had AA KK or QQ so i was kinda sccared of the K
GoHuskers1984: otherwise i was gonna draw on him too :P
FlowM: actually
FlowM: it was kinda a stupid call
FlowM: but I end up as a hero
GoHuskers1984: you had 5 outs, with implied odds it's proably a good call
GoHuskers1984: i guess if you had him on AA
FlowM: well
FlowM: didnt know
FlowM: bout my outs
FlowM: since he may have gad
FlowM: had
FlowM: KK
GoHuskers1984: haha well he didn't!
FlowM:
GoHuskers1984: and at this point i suppose that's what is important
FlowM: true that

keep playing, guys... SOLID!

FWIW, the flop call is not good, even with implied odds, even if he knew for sure I have no set.

hahahaha that chat is hilarious

I'm still waiting to get paid off by some of these fish this month. Still... waiting. I had already tagged this fish and isolated with a raise. MP1 came along until the flop. I had a good read on the fish so I loved seeing the shove.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (8 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
UTG ($3.14)
UTG+1 ($10.85)
MP1 ($7.86)
MP2 ($4.80)
CO ($10)
Hero (Button) ($8.25)
SB ($13.60)
BB ($5.74)

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q, J
UTG calls $0.10, 1 fold, MP1 calls $0.10, 2 folds, Hero bets $0.40, 2 folds, UTG calls $0.30, MP1 calls $0.30
Flop: ($1.35) 2, 8, Q (3 players)
UTG bets $2.74 (All-In), 1 fold, Hero calls $2.74
Turn: ($6.83) K (2 players, 1 all-in)
River: ($6.83) A (2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: $6.83 | Rake: $0.33

Results:
Hero had Q, J (one pair, Queens).
UTG had 2, A (two pair, Aces and twos).
Outcome: UTG won $6.50

Here's another hand where the designated fish showed true 'fish power' to crush the better hand. Fishy had a big stack when I left the table to go to a party.

I call preflop for set odds and fold missed flop to the 2 overcards. The fish in the CO isn't worried.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (8 handed) - PokerStars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
MP1 ($10.17)
MP2 ($9.40)
CO ($12.25)
Button ($10)
SB ($10)
BB ($13.61)
UTG ($11.61)
Hero (UTG+1) ($12.39)

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with 7, 7
UTG bets $0.40, Hero calls $0.40, 2 folds, CO calls $0.40, 3 folds
Flop: ($1.35) 3, 9, J (3 players)
UTG bets $0.90, Hero folds, CO raises to $1.80, UTG raises to $3.80, CO calls $2
Turn: ($8.95) 3 (2 players)
UTG bets $7.41 (All-In), CO calls $7.41
River: ($23.77) 6 (2 players, 1 all-in)
Total pot: $23.77 | Rake: $1.16

Results:
UTG had Q, Q (two pair, Queens and threes).
CO had 6, 6 (full house, sixes over threes).
Outcome: CO won $22.61

$0.02/$0.05 No Limit Holdem
FullTiltPoker
7 Players
Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

Stacks:
kickass ($7.36)
UTG+1 ($4.93)
MP ($6.02)
CO ($7.07)
BTN ($6.59)
SB ($5.45)
BB ($3)

Pre-Flop: ($0.07, 7 players) kickass is UTG
kickass raises to $0.20, 1 fold, MP calls $0.20, 1 fold, BTN raises to $0.55, 2 folds, kickass calls $0.35, MP folds

Flop: ($1.37, 2 players)
kickass checks, BTN bets $0.85, kickass calls $0.85

Turn: ($3.07, 2 players)
kickass checks, BTN bets $1.05, kickass calls $1.05

River: ($5.17, 2 players)
kickass checks, BTN goes all-in $4.14, kickass calls $4.14

Final Pot: $13.45
BTN shows

kickass shows two pair, Aces and Kings


kickass wins $12.56 (net +$5.97)

BTN lost $6.59
MP lost $0.20


dont call oop in 3 bet pots

Originally Posted by daviddem

FWIW, the flop call is not good, even with implied odds, even if he knew for sure I have no set.

tilt forum is that way sir....tarnishing our thread with your complaints....this is a happy thread

it tilts me that like 1/5 of these hands should have been posted in their own thread and actual improvement could have been made

Bought in for $4 (I know, bad shotglass). 2nd orbit at the table and ran great for the first few winning 3 of the 1st four at showdown, one without showdown, folded a few and then this:

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saw flop | saw showdown

Button ($2.88)
Moron (SB) ($5)
Hero (BB) ($5.03)
UTG ($4.16)
MP1 ($5.31)
MP2 ($9.18)
CO ($1.60)

Preflop: Hero is BB with K, Q
1 fold, MP1 calls $0.05, 1 fold, CO calls $0.05, 1 fold, Moron calls $0.03, Hero checks

Flop: ($0.20) 5, 10, J (4 players)
Moron bets $0.20, Hero calls $0.20, 1 fold, CO calls $0.20

Turn: ($0.80) A (3 players)
Moron bets $0.40, Hero calls $0.40, CO calls $0.40

River: ($2) 7 (3 players)
Moron bets $0.65, Hero raises to $1.30, 1 fold, Moron raises to $4.35 (All-In), Hero calls $3.05

Total pot: $10.70 | Rake: $0.53

Results:
Moron mucked A, 8 (one pair, Aces).
Hero had K, Q (straight, Ace high).
Outcome: Hero won $10.17

So um, minraise on river, what?

Are you sure he's the moron here?

Originally Posted by Roid_Rage

So um, minraise on river, what?

Are you sure he's the moron here?

Doh.....

Originally Posted by spoonitnow

I had the idea for this thread a while back, and finally decided to make it. Post your microstakes hands that make you lololol at poker because your opponents play so terribly. Then when anyone bitches or complains about how hard microstakes are, link them to this thread. Since I started playing again a few days ago and am going to run back through micros real quick, here's my contribution.

Also I sure wish people understood the intent of this thread when it began. It was meant for the really crazy type hands. Not the gee if the flush would have hit I would have lost my ass and he hit top pair shitty kicker. We only want to see really crazy hands in this thread as intended!

Originally Posted by Roid_Rage

So um, minraise on river, what?

Are you sure he's the moron here?

Dude, results indicate that it's a brilliant induction raise cuz he knew that villain would spazz with his TPNK.

UTG+1: 24/16 over 62 hands
CO: 36/27 over 22 hands, 3bet 4/11 (36%)

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed) - Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

BB ($53.60)
UTG ($50)
UTG+1 ($42.40)
Hero (MP1) ($60.40)
MP2 ($53.35)
MP3 ($79.85)
CO ($29.45)
Button ($17.75)
SB ($50)

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q, Q
1 fold, UTG+1 bets $1.50, Hero raises to $4.50, 2 folds, CO raises to $29.45 (All-In), 4 folds, Hero calls $24.95

Flop: ($61.15) 6, 10, 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: ($61.15) 10 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: ($61.15) J (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: $61.15 | Rake: $3

Results:
Hero had Q, Q (two pair, Queens and tens).
CO had 9, 4 (one pair, tens).
Outcome: Hero won $58.15

Originally Posted by Roid_Rage

So um, minraise on river, what?

Are you sure he's the moron here?

I figured that given my past aggression that with a minraise OTR he'd go spastic. I just didn't expect him to shove with TPNK. Had he not shoved this missed FD when there was an obvious straight showing, then I wouldn't have added it here.

Hmm...

Also I sure wish people understood the intent of this thread when it began. It was meant for the really crazy type hands. Not the gee if the flush would have hit I would have lost my ass and he hit top pair shitty kicker. We only want to see really crazy hands in this thread as intended!

Maybe I'm missing something but, why is what I posted any less crazy than this? Because 'Gee, if the queen hits I would have lost my ass'

Originally Posted by HarleyGuy13

I'll call this two tards in one! Both were idiots and I really had no concerns about getting it in as you can see why!

$0.05/$0.10 No Limit Holdem
8 Players
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Stacks:
UTG Hero ($10.40)
UTG+1 2_Twink_2 ($10.15)
MP1 simsobst ($7.54)
MP2 bbushido ($10.15)
CO koproskilosk ($8.70)
BTN Chaos Claws ($10)
SB PSantosPoker ($10)
BB maciuss89 ($13.71)

Pre-Flop: ($0.15, 8 players) Hero is UTG
Hero raises to $0.40, 1 fold, simsobst calls $0.40, bbushido calls $0.40, koproskilosk raises to $2, 3 folds, Hero raises to $6.95, simsobst goes all-in $7.54, bbushido folds, koproskilosk goes all-in $8.70, Hero calls $1.75

Flop: ($25.49, 3 players, 2 all-in)

Turn: ($25.49, 3 players, 2 all-in)

River: ($25.49, 3 players, 2 all-in)

Final Pot: $25.49
Hero shows a pair of Aces

simsobst shows

koproskilosk shows


Hero wins $24.22 (net +$15.52)

simsobst lost $7.54
bbushido lost $0.40
koproskilosk lost $8.70