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12-02-2006, 04:47 PM
Post subject: Merry Christmas BC: $100 to $1000 for December
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Edit: This thread is stupid and I'm deleting it cuz half the shit I thought would work doesn't.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Edit: This thread is stupid and I'm deleting it cuz half the shit I thought would work doesn't.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Edit: This thread is stupid and I'm deleting it cuz half the shit I thought would work doesn't.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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TridentPoker
http://www.tridentpoker.com/
Bonus: 100% up to $200 for 2000 raked hands.
This has the same raked hand qualifications as most prima bonuses.
This bonus will take about 10k hands at 20nl to finish (or about 4k at $0.5/1 lhe).
Edit: This bonus is good, works, etc.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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We sure you can play starluck and planetluck as a US resident. I couldn't but it may have been b/c I am a nevada resident.
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euphoricism
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I Lol'd, spoon. Well played sir, well played. Thanks for this, I'll give it a shot.
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Haha at the little jab at Euph. Interesting stuff here, thanks a lot!
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euphoricism
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I just finished my first blackjack casino whore. I couldnt use starluck and planetluck because of some software issues, so I can't chime in on the "do they allow US players or not" thing...
But I did use Vegas Casino Online with their 125% bonus code. I deposited $100 dollars around 12:30AM EST (little after midnight) and finished clearing the bonus around 3:30AM. So three hours.

Yup I made $458 profit in three hours. I cashed out that profit, and left my initial $100 in the site. I've heard stories of some casinos saying, "you're obviously whoring us, we're not going to pay", so this is a just-in-case thing. I left the $100, I'll make a show of playing a little bit with it in the coming week, and then I'll cash it out.
Spoon, YOU ARE THE MAN. Bring on the casino whoring, there's a LOT of them out there, and its EASY MONEY! I practically doubled my bankroll in 3 hours.
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spoonitnow
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12-03-2006, 08:07 PM
Post subject: Re: Merry Christmas BC: $100 to $1000 for December
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
I'm not going to go into detail about this here because there's so much information in that forum about casino whoring (which is another option for building a bankroll, and will probably be easier than what I'm going to do).
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Originally Posted by euphoricism
I just finished my first blackjack casino whore. I couldnt use starluck and planetluck because of some software issues, so I can't chime in on the "do they allow US players or not" thing...
But I did use Vegas Casino Online with their 125% bonus code. I deposited $100 dollars around 12:30AM EST (little after midnight) and finished clearing the bonus around 3:30AM. So three hours.
Yup I made $458 profit in three hours. I cashed out that profit, and left my initial $100 in the site. I've heard stories of some casinos saying, "you're obviously whoring us, we're not going to pay", so this is a just-in-case thing. I left the $100, I'll make a show of playing a little bit with it in the coming week, and then I'll cash it out.
Spoon, YOU ARE THE MAN. Bring on the casino whoring, there's a LOT of them out there, and its EASY MONEY! I practically doubled my bankroll in 3 hours.
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nice work.
Also, shame youre US. We brits own on the casino whoring, i made £3000 last month on that alone (and blew it all on red )
For thosw who havent done casino whoring its easy, and should be tried.
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Originally Posted by Miffed22001
nice work.
Also, shame youre US. We brits own on the casino whoring, i made £3000 last month on that alone (and blew it all on red  )
For thosw who havent done casino whoring its easy, and should be tried.
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Yeah and it sucks ass for us US players, silly brits.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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euphoricism
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Starluck is a no-go to US players. I'm checking PlanetLuck now, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say probably not.
Edit: Nope, planetluck is out. Their live support sent me to PartyCasino.com but they don't appear to have a bonus running, but I did find empirecasino.com which is 100% to 100. Theres my next place.
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lol busto
Just an update but exams are kicking me in the nuts but I'm trucking away at TridentPoker still.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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hell, why am i the only one who´s absolutely unable to win at bj? i played casinos for the sum of $600 bonus with a net outcome of $190. and i was straight following strategy charts....bonus whoring sucks
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xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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Originally Posted by XTR1000
hell, why am i the only one who´s absolutely unable to win at bj? i played casinos for the sum of $600 bonus with a net outcome of $190. and i was straight following strategy charts....bonus whoring sucks 
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Either you aren't following the charts or you're using too big of bet sizes is the most likely case.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Originally Posted by spoonitnow
Either you aren't following the charts or you're using too big of bet sizes is the most likely case.
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What's a good bet size then?
I've only tried it once. Put in $115 at 100% bonus, and withdrew $95 after getting the bonus. I put that down to variance, and I'm hoping to make a killing next time .
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Check my Operation BAR thing for some casino whoring stuff. I finished Empire Casino in a few hours and had the cashout in my neteller account in less than 24 hours. highly recommended.
I'm at Be The Dealer now, but that bonus is taking forever to clear and i'm not running so good. I'm experimenting with using a modified Martingale betting system at Be the Dealer (starting at table minimum, $2 If I lose I go to $4, lose I go to $8, lose I go to $16, if I lose that one I give up, cut the losses an start back at $2.) It seems to be doing alright, but my chances of busting my deposit are quite a bit higher.
XTR: Dont get the wrong impression, you can and will run bad. I can't tell you how many times Ive turned my $200 bonus+deposit into about $30 only to have it come back up.
Penguin: My standard schedule is if my 'roll on the site is anywhere in the $100-$300 I bet $2 at a time (often thats the table minimum anyway), and I bump it up to $3 bets if I get to $301, then $4 at around $450 and $5 at $600. I descend along the same scale, although I probably have a tendency to chase losses a bit too much.
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Just a note that PokerArena finally got me my money. Yay.
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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Whats thie blackjack chart people are speaking off? link?
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Whats thie blackjack chart people are speaking off? link?
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http://www.casinobonuspages.com/blac...ryptologic.php
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Whats thie blackjack chart people are speaking off? link?
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http://www.blackjackinfo.com/bjbse.php
adjustable for different casino rules
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xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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www.onlinecasino.com
300% up to $300
to clear at 20x bonus+deposit = $8000
cashouts are audited
great christmas gift, it´s worth playing two evenings
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xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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Originally Posted by XTR1000
www.onlinecasino.com
300% up to $300
to clear at 20x bonus+deposit = $8000
cashouts are audited
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Hmm, maybe I should retry BJ and play this bonus Can you see how much you have wagered or do you need to contact support?
Edit: and how much did you wager/hand... should it be doable clearing this bonus at 4$/hand, so you need to play 2000 hands... or is 4$ too high?
Kind regards,
C_S
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hell, why am i the only one who´s absolutely unable to win at bj? i played casinos for the sum of $600 bonus with a net outcome of $190. and i was straight following strategy charts....bonus whoring sucks 
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the first time you make $0 profit on a large bonus sucks. However, when you run +$600 you will know how good bonus whoring is (ask midas he did it) and i ran +£275 on one bonus.
Keep it up though, casino whoring is +ev if you can invest enough time into it.
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Originally Posted by XTR1000
www.onlinecasino.com
300% up to $300
to clear at 20x bonus+deposit = $8000
cashouts are audited
great christmas gift, it´s worth playing two evenings
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lolol double posting sucks.
Btw this is awesome, last time i looked this was a sticky bonus and now it isnt. Sweet.
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Originally Posted by coolsmoe
Hmm, maybe I should retry BJ and play this bonus  Can you see how much you have wagered or do you need to contact support?
Edit: and how much did you wager/hand... should it be doable clearing this bonus at 4$/hand, so you need to play 2000 hands... or is 4$ too high?
C_S
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i dont know, i use a clicker to count the bets by myself. $4 might be okay, tho i had huge swings playing $2 bets.
@miffed: i know now, at VIP the variance played for me, giving me $150 on top of the bonus. seems like i cant handle the variance
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xtr stand for exotic tranny retards
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Anyone know minimum bet at Online Casino for BJ? Also any idea on the speed of the software? Starluck's is nice and fast, but William Hill, for instance, is ridiculously slow - every other hand you have to listen to "Checking for Blackjack.......Dealer does not have Blackjack...." which takes like 3-4 seconds and there wasn't a turbo button that I could find.
The EV on the 300% Online Casino bonus I believe should be (assuming unlikely high house edge of 2%): $300 - ($8000 x 0.02) = $140
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Originally Posted by XTR1000
www.onlinecasino.com
300% up to $300
to clear at 20x bonus+deposit = $8000
cashouts are audited
great christmas gift, it´s worth playing two evenings
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lolol double posting sucks.
Btw this is awesome, last time i looked this was a sticky bonus and now it isnt. Sweet.
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I'm showing a sticky, 100% to 555. Dead bonus?
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Originally Posted by XTR1000
www.onlinecasino.com
300% up to $300
to clear at 20x bonus+deposit = $8000
cashouts are audited
great christmas gift, it´s worth playing two evenings
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lolol double posting sucks.
Btw this is awesome, last time i looked this was a sticky bonus and now it isnt. Sweet.
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I'm showing a sticky, 100% to 555. Dead bonus?
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Ive still got 300% match on initial deposit. However be careful, this is the site associated with goldenpalace.com, so if youve done that site before you cant do this (i would suppose, i wouldnt know what happened if you tried)
so i doubt theyll pull the plug on this, they have at least 4-5 rooms with the same sign up.
lol, i just figured this is the company that confiscated my funds roflcopter
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Yeah it still works, I signed up for it last night. Haven't done any other ones on this particular network, so I should be good to go.
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Deposited $100 at OnlineCasino
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Glad to see this thread has sort of served some of it's original purpose even though I got pissed off and stopped updating it :P
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Originally Posted by Ripptyde
I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.
Rule # 1: don't ask questions
Rule # 2: don't ask questions
I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
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What kind of bets did you use? $1, $2 some other amount?
thx!
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I played 5 hands at the same time for $5 per hand because the WR is $8000 and would take forever at $1 or $2. I got very lucky though to cash out what I did.
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