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Old 11-21-2009, 08:03 PM     Post subject: LOL #1 (permalink)  

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Old 11-21-2009, 08:33 PM #2 (permalink)  
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[3:25:34 PM] spoonitnow: hi i saw ur ad on flopturnriver
[3:25:59 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: Hi how are you?
[3:26:24 PM] spoonitnow: hi im good im lookin for someone to help couch me to play NL50
[3:26:50 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: I can definatly help
[3:26:55 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: no doubt about that
[3:27:02 PM] spoonitnow: whats ur favorite hand
[3:27:03 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: whats your name?
[3:27:09 PM] spoonitnow: jesse
[3:27:11 PM] spoonitnow: wats urs
[3:27:17 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: Im Roy
[3:27:22 PM] spoonitnow: cool
[3:27:29 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: how long have you been playing Jesse?
[3:27:45 PM] spoonitnow: a long time on and off i just usually play after work
[3:28:01 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: thats how my dad is
[3:28:11 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: lol, wants to play but never has time
[3:28:12 PM] spoonitnow: is ur dad a professional poker player too
[3:28:30 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: no, he just plays, gives us something in common to talk about
[3:28:41 PM] spoonitnow: oh ok
[3:28:46 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: how are you doing at nl50?
[3:29:11 PM] spoonitnow: well i broke even at nl25 for a month or two because ppl will just call with any two cards
[3:29:21 PM] spoonitnow: so i decided to try nl50 bc i figure ppl will respect my raises more
[3:29:26 PM] spoonitnow: but it hasn't worked out like i hoped
[3:29:38 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: well honestly NL50 and 25 play the same
[3:29:47 PM] spoonitnow: so i should play higher instead?
[3:29:49 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: only difference is the money value
[3:30:10 PM] spoonitnow: or can u teach me to play with the chasers
[3:30:12 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: no matter what limits you play you will have the players who call pre with any 2
[3:30:15 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: and suck out
[3:30:33 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: yes i can definatly help you locate and take down the chasers
[3:30:44 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: thats the players you want to play against
[3:30:52 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: so easy to read and put them on hands
[3:31:02 PM] spoonitnow: why would i want to play against ppl who always hit their two pairs against my A-A
[3:31:11 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: what kind of bankroll are you working with?
[3:31:36 PM] spoonitnow: i put 800 usd online
[3:31:38 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: Online play is all about variance
[3:32:05 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: you need millions of hands to equal out how you play and see how you really do
[3:32:10 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: ups and downs
[3:32:20 PM] spoonitnow: how do you play your pockets
[3:32:25 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: but i can help you eliminate spewwing off your cash
[3:32:29 PM] spoonitnow: oh
[3:32:43 PM] spoonitnow: i just call before the flop with A-A so i don't lose a big pot
[3:32:45 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: all depends player type..... i never limp
[3:32:57 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: you should always raise!
[3:33:00 PM] spoonitnow: i like raising with small cards because they win all of the big pots
[3:33:25 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: with 800 usd you should start at nl25
[3:33:31 PM] spoonitnow: OK
[3:33:59 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: will you be on around 6 30 or 7?
[3:34:11 PM] spoonitnow: no ill be working
[3:34:12 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: i could fit you in then if you are interested
[3:34:15 PM] spoonitnow: i started a babysitting job
[3:34:22 PM] spoonitnow: so i can make extra cash to play poker
[3:34:27 PM] spoonitnow: and maybe pay for a book or two
[3:34:35 PM] spoonitnow: what r ur fav poker books
[3:34:56 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: never read the books, I always paid for coaching
[3:35:01 PM] spoonitnow: oh
[3:35:08 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: well when would you want to do a session?
[3:35:21 PM] spoonitnow: idk i dont want to get ripped off like last time
[3:35:36 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: how did you get ripped off?
[3:35:44 PM] spoonitnow: this guy told me he wanted to coach me right
[3:36:08 PM] spoonitnow: then all we did was talk about math and hand ranges and he wanted me to do like homework like this was school or something
[3:36:16 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: lol
[3:36:24 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: i do sweat sessions
[3:36:34 PM] spoonitnow: if i wanted to learn calcolus i would go to college
[3:36:40 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: not math
[3:37:01 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: for nl50 i charge $30 an hour
[3:37:16 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: so if u wanted you could pay me 15 up front
[3:37:18 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: then 15 after
[3:37:25 PM] spoonitnow: ill hav to think about it
[3:37:31 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: ya thats fine
[3:37:37 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: just letting you know
[3:38:01 PM] spoonitnow: OK
[3:38:01 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: well im about to coach so get ahold of me and let me know
[3:38:15 PM] spoonitnow: tyvm
[3:38:25 PM] Roy Ellerbe II: GL to you and good luck babysitting
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 11-21-2009, 08:38 PM #3 (permalink)  

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Like I didnt know you were a fake! LOL babysitting? Whats my favorite hand? LMAO.... Interesting life much?
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Old 11-21-2009, 09:17 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 11-21-2009, 09:36 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 11-21-2009, 09:58 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Old 11-21-2009, 11:56 PM #7 (permalink)  
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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