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Wyvver

05-26-2006, 11:09 PM Post subject: Last Words

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Join Date: May 2006

Posts: 125

‚You goddamn idiot think you can keep all-in stealing from me? Ill show you what happens when people try to fuck with me!”
CALL
Villain shows: JJ
Hero shows: J9o

“What the fuck, all those idiots keep getting lucky. I gotta outplay them all after the flop…
I read BOOKS after all. And here comes just the hand to do so: 78s!”
RAISE
“My hand doesn’t even matter! I can outplay anyone! All of them! ALL!! AHAHAHHAHAHA!!!”
Villain collects 1180 from the pot.

“There is so much money in the pot already, but I should fold that gutshot….but maybe Im lucky…that would be so awsome. I might get lucky…I will get lucky!”
CALL

“Ah fuck this shit! Ill show you all!”
PUSH

“Hmm middle pair. I should stay…I floped something after all.”
CALL
”Wait, is there a price for second best hand?”

“Im holding bottom two pairs…I think that guy flopped a set, I should fold (but its so boring). Wait…but…but maybe he didnt? Maybe Im wrong, he could have something worse! I could be the winner already!”
CALL
Villain shows three of a kind: 7’s

“That jerk thinks he can bluff me on the river? You want me to believe a 5 on the river suddenly helped you? Riiight…sorry your fucking with the wrong guy!”
RERAISE ALL-IN
Villain shows a full house: 5’s full of deuces

“56s, Im so gonna limp with my SB. After the flop Ill know what to do.”
CALL
FLOP: 5 A 6
“Two Pair! Was worth it after all!”
TURN: 5 A 6 A
RIVER: 5 A 6 A Q
“Hmm.”

“Pot gives me 3:1, I should fold my open end straight draw. But if I calculate like this, add here…round down this…roughly…tells me maybe I could call. I should call. Im gonna call.”
CALL

“I flopped 4 suited cards. It is nearly IMPOSSIBLE that I DON’T get the fifth suited card on the turn or river.”
CALL
BOARD: spades spades clubs hearts hearts
Villain shows: A pair of 7’s.
Villain collects 310 from the pot.
“FFS”

Heads up.
“We both have nothing. Show aggression now, or he will bluff you out of the pot
on the river. Hmm but…Ill rather just check and see…”
CHECK
Villain bets 650
Hero folds

“He probably has the nuts straight, I only got the lowest straight. Im 100% positive and absolutely sure he has the nuts straight. I will lose. Yeah. I should fold my straight.”
CALL
Villain shows: Straight, 10 to A
Hero shows: Straight, 9 to K
Villain collects 1200 from the pot

- Don't Panic -

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Wyvver

05-26-2006, 11:11 PM

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Straight

Join Date: May 2006

Posts: 125

These are no real hands btw. But the thought process is usually the same

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Pelion

05-27-2006, 12:28 AM

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4-of-a-Kind

Join Date: Sep 2005

Posts: 3,206

dude are you ok?

maybe you should have a smoke and a sleep or something

gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.

bigspenda73: But how much did you win?

Harry

05-27-2006, 01:29 AM

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Full House

Join Date: May 2006

Location: Philly

Posts: 722

What are the odds btw of hitting a 5th of your suit on the turn or river?

PSU Class of 2011 weeeeeeee!

Xo_Sirk_oX

05-27-2006, 01:59 AM

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Join Date: Mar 2006

Posts: 96

http://www.flopturnriver.com/start_pot_odds.html Odds Chart

jackvance

05-27-2006, 02:41 AM

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Join Date: Mar 2006

Posts: 2,910

jackvance is an unknown quantity at this point

Heh, funy post.

Sarcasm is your body's natural defense against stupidity

flomo

05-27-2006, 04:23 AM

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Full House

Join Date: Mar 2006

Location: mashing potatoes

Posts: 878

settle down beavis.

now what is the real problem?

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigred

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Wyvver

05-27-2006, 08:05 AM

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Straight

Join Date: May 2006

Posts: 125

Just wanted for once to be honest with myself, plus its not meant to be dead serious if that wasnt obvious

I really do the stuff I wrote even when I know its a mistake...sometimes at least.

Poker is so weird for me...it's the only game that makes me do things I know are wrong. When I think someone has a set and I have to pairs, why do I still sometimes call?

- Don't Panic -

jackvance

05-27-2006, 11:48 AM

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4-of-a-Kind

Join Date: Mar 2006

Posts: 2,910

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wyvver

Poker is so weird for me...it's the only game that makes me do things I know are wrong. When I think someone has a set and I have to pairs, why do I still sometimes call?

Because you're still too emotional about it. You need to learn to control your emotions better and relax. Then it'll go better.

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