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PedroMXDF
Old 03-11-2009, 02:25 AM     Post subject: Help #1 (permalink)  

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I 'm A bigginer, so my English is very pool.

Whichever interventions in forum I require to be able to enter the Free rolls In PokerStars.
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Old 03-11-2009, 02:28 AM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 03-11-2009, 05:18 AM #3 (permalink)  
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You want access to PokerStars freerolls, you're gonna have to walk down to the Bronx and get me breast milk from a Cambodian immigrant.
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Old 03-11-2009, 06:32 AM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 03-11-2009, 07:25 AM #5 (permalink)  
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Old 03-11-2009, 07:44 AM #6 (permalink)  
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I don't like your chances buddy.

At least you've got history?

oh and quality trains.
 
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Old 03-11-2009, 09:55 AM     Post subject: Re: Help #7 (permalink)  
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I 'm A bigginer, so my English is very pool.

really funny. I realized, how azns are stereotyped to pronounce the "L" as an "R" in the english speaking world. Here its vice versa, I remember us being kids and making stupid jokes, how they´d pronounce the "R" as an "L".
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Old 03-11-2009, 11:18 AM     Post subject: Re: Help #8 (permalink)  
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I 'm A bigginer, so my English is very pool.

really funny. I realized, how azns are stereotyped to pronounce the "L" as an "R" in the english speaking world. Here its vice versa, I remember us being kids and making stupid jokes, how they´d pronounce the "R" as an "L".
Actually a lot of Asian languages don't distinguish between L and R so both can be used interchangeably by a Japanese or Korean speaker.
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Old 03-11-2009, 03:47 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Trains are pretty cool.

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Old 03-11-2009, 03:59 PM #10 (permalink)  
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does that make LLRRLRLLRRRLL a good password for the next full Tilt freeroll then?
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Old 03-11-2009, 04:19 PM #11 (permalink)  
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First of all, why do you have so many pictures of trains JKDS lol.

Second of all, I wonder if he can understand all of this.

Finally Pedro, once you get the Cambodian breast milk, you're gonna have to walk to Queens to fetch a sugar cookie, then walk to northern New Jersey for a set of left-handed golf clubs, and finally take a picture of a midget holding balloons. Then we'll consider opening up the studio, I mean, give you the freeroll passwords.
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If I bet as a bluff, I should be thinking "am I getting better hands to fold? Is it likely that he will fold x% of the time to a y sized bet to make it +EV?". If I bet for value, I should be thinking "am I getting worst hands to call? Am I ahead of enough of his range that this is a good value bet?".
 
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Old 03-12-2009, 03:36 AM #12 (permalink)  
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First of all, why do you have so many pictures of trains JKDS lol.
He's "derailing" the thread
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Old 03-12-2009, 03:50 AM #13 (permalink)  
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First of all, why do you have so many pictures of trains JKDS lol.
He's "deLailing" the thread
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Old 03-12-2009, 07:19 AM #14 (permalink)  
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