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Keith
Old 09-23-2009, 06:28 PM     Post subject: this guy reckons hes a full tilt pro on a 2nl table #1 (permalink)  
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 Ok so i joined this 2nl table today ....(FT mini OP ) and walked in on this chat ..with jmcdaniels claiming to be a FT pro or something. He was playing 17/0/1 with no 3bets and giving awful advice. have a laugh .

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zono8: i have qq
zono8: im fold this
Jmcdaniels83: ur beat sir
Jmcdaniels83: ill show
zono8: nh
Jmcdaniels83: ty
Jmcdaniels83: Jelly did you really google 5 time bracelet winners to see who i might be
zono8: jelly...u really believe this guy???
JellyCurls: yea i looked up list to see if u had more than ivey
Jmcdaniels83: See im just trying to relax because i have a game tonight
JellyCurls: the big game in bobby's room?
Jmcdaniels83: No we have a house game tonight i guess you could say
Jmcdaniels83: a few of us are getting together tonight
JellyCurls: who are they?
zono8: hey since im new at full tilt - i have a question
zono8: why at your name jmcdaniel it doesn't say where ur from?
Jmcdaniels83: Im in the US , i have it set this way on purpose
zono8: can i do that too?
JellyCurls: just create another acct with no address
JellyCurls: u might get suspended tho
Jmcdaniels83: Yes you can do as Jelly said
JellyCurls: thats if fulltilt catches you
zono8: oh
Jmcdaniels83: or go back to your personal information page i believe
Jmcdaniels83: FT isnt really worried about your personal information, as long as your giving them money
zono8:
zono8: lol
JellyCurls: wha?
JellyCurls: lol
Jmcdaniels83: Well im saying, not many ppl are smart enough to cash out when they hit a certain amount
Jmcdaniels83: They will get greedy and go gamble at higher stakes and lose it all
Jmcdaniels83: so then you have to add more money.. All gambling websites know this
Jmcdaniels83: Nh kris
zono8: so mr. pro...can u give me some advice how to play online poker...i mean - how to make money?
Jmcdaniels83: thats easy, depending on how much you have in your account
zono8: right now?2.5 $
Jmcdaniels83: 2 dollars and 50 cents? if so you are def gonna need alot of advice
Jmcdaniels83: :P
zono8:
Jmcdaniels83: no but seriously..
zono8: i just started at fulltilt...i made a deposit of 10$...just to see
JellyCurls: what kind of bankroll do u suggest to have in order to play .01-.02
JellyCurls: ?
Jmcdaniels83: fior .1-.2 you could start with 1 buch and work your way up if you play it right
Jmcdaniels83: buck
Jmcdaniels83: But when you have more in your account, never join a Tourney that is 10% more then what you have
Jmcdaniels83: have a limit for yourself
Jmcdaniels83: If you play a ring game, know how much your willing to lose.. and dont get caught up with bad beats
JellyCurls: im down .58 right now. should i move down in stakes?
Jmcdaniels83: We all have bad days. You have to know when to walk away for a while
zono8: jmcdaniels...do u use calculatem pro??is there any way to get licence without paying for it?
Jmcdaniels83: your in the best stakes you could be at Jelly to work back up
Jmcdaniels83: I use no such things zono
zono8: jelly maybe you?
JellyCurls: no i use pokertracker 3
Jmcdaniels83: And Jelly, just remember this. Look at your hand before calling and making a bet
JellyCurls: u think im playing blindly?
Jmcdaniels83: Do you love your jand? can you see it truly being a winner
Jmcdaniels83: hand
zono8: jelly thats also some calculatem program??is it free?
JellyCurls: i thought it was all about playing the player and not ur cards?!
JellyCurls: not sure
Jmcdaniels83: Thats true when you can see your sitting in front of your opponent
JellyCurls: look it up
JellyCurls: ive had it for a while
Jmcdaniels83: Myself, when online i wont play a hand unless i truly think its a winner. You cant read your opponent
online
zono8: thats true
Jmcdaniels83: you cant see what there Tells might be or anything
zono8: i read that in a lot of books
Jmcdaniels83: sometimes u will call and just have a bad beat it happens
JellyCurls: so u only showdown the nuts then?
Jmcdaniels83: yes
Jmcdaniels83: when playing online
JellyCurls: doesnt that make u a nit?
Jmcdaniels83: Maybe
JellyCurls: and very predictable?
Jmcdaniels83: People who know me from playing on here . Know i wont play to the river unless ive got the nuts,
predictible yes but profitible to
Dealer: Hand #14882225708
JellyCurls: more power to you
zono8: will u tell us who u r???
zono8: c'mon man
Jmcdaniels83: Im sorry i cannot
JellyCurls: lol
zono8: haha
zono8:
Jmcdaniels83: Tell you what
Jmcdaniels83: if any of you are on around 1 A.M central time
Jmcdaniels83: I will start up a .1 -.2 Table You will know who i am then. Because the table will be highlighted in
red
JellyCurls: dont tell...someone will report you and you'll have ur precious red pro status suspended for
multiaccounting
Jmcdaniels83: FT knows i do this.. There the reason i cant tell you my name.
JellyCurls: oh really
Jmcdaniels83: NH zono
zono8: ty...it was really good call
zono8: i assumed he's got nothing
Empty Bank1: ok my wadders are full gl all have a great day
zono8: u too empty
Jmcdaniels83: another suggestion, play in the free rolls
Jmcdaniels83: will help you be a tighter player online
JellyCurls: what books do u suggest ?
Jmcdaniels83: i dont
Jmcdaniels83: poker cant be learned in my opinion from a book
Jmcdaniels83: its all about instinct
zono8: but it sure can help
Jmcdaniels83: Nh
JellyCurls: u give terrible advice
zono8: ty
zono8: lol
Jmcdaniels83: u just took my 100% on showdowns away
Zono8: thats a terrible advice!!!!online poker its def NOT about instinct!!!!
zono8: what kind of a pro can say dat?
JellyCurls: lol
Jmcdaniels83: Im talking about poker in general..
JellyCurls: so was i
Jmcdaniels83: but if there was a book for poker i would suggest if you really wanted one
Jmcdaniels83: Phil Gordons isnt bad, andalso a easy read
JellyCurls: umm ok
zono8: i read a lot of books...it can't help u win always, but it helps
Dealer: Jmcdaniels83 has 15 seconds left to act
Jmcdaniels83: imma check it to u
Dealer: zono8 shows a pair of Kings
Dealer: Jmcdaniels83 shows a pair of Kings
Dealer: Jmcdaniels83 wins the pot ($0.05) with a pair of Kings
Jmcdaniels83: So heres a candid Question for you guys
JellyCurls: goooo
Jmcdaniels83: What do you think of Phil
zono8: which phil?
zono8: ivey or hellmuth?
JellyCurls: or galfond?
Jmcdaniels83: The one and only. The one we like to call THE MOUTH
JellyCurls: the mouth is mike matusow
Jmcdaniels83: No hand is better then mine Phil. And if you call and win your just plain lucky
zono8: omg...u called phil mouth...
zono8: its mike the mouth
Jmcdaniels83: U guys dont listen
Jmcdaniels83: Yes Phils nickname is not the MOUTH Ty for pointing out what i already know
Jmcdaniels83: i was trying to give u a hint without giving it away so easily
JellyCurls: so what about phil?
zono8: so...ur talkin about hellmuth...he's big mouth like u said
Jmcdaniels83: Yes, whats your take on Phil
JellyCurls: phil who?
zono8: for me one of the greatest players..but he's a &&%%..very unrespectable to others players
Jmcdaniels83: Hellmuth
zono8: i wouldn't shake his hand
zono8: he's a &%!!
JellyCurls: good at tourneys...sucks at cash
Jmcdaniels83: Hes really not as bad as you see on Tv.. They only show his blowups usually..
zono8: when some1 plays Q 7 he's a idiot...if phil plays that hand he's a genious
JellyCurls: u mean he's not an a-hole all the time?
zono8: he is!!!!
Zono8: thats his theory
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Old 09-23-2009, 07:12 PM     Post subject: Re: this guy reckons hes a full tilt pro on a 2nl table #2 (permalink)  
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zono8: thats true
zono8: i read that in a lot of books
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