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dpe8598
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04-07-2006, 05:27 AM
Post subject: Famous last words
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#1 (permalink)
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Flush
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 261
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1. I know that xxx number of hands is a small sample, but....
2. They were sooted!
3. I had a feeling...
4. Everytime I get pocket KK an A flops.
5. If it keeps going like it has for the last 2 weeks, I will be making xx dollars a day!
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WhooFleuryScores
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Full House
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Location: Massachusetts
Posts: 918
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Number 1 is def a dangerous one.
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Krieg1984
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Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 93
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6. That's the third time this guy's reraised me!!! He must be bluffing, I'm def not folding TPTK here...
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Lukie: "Yo Fnord I was playing omaha earlier"
Lukie: "I got dealt quads"
Lukie: "but everyone folded to my raise  "
Lukie: "I was going to pwn everyone"
Fnord: "Gotta slowplay them big hands man..."
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jackvance
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04-07-2006, 09:28 AM
Post subject: Re: Famous last words
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#4 (permalink)
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 2,910
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by dpe8598
3. I had a feeling...
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I love this one. Guy calls an all-in to chase his flush, hits and says "I had a feeling". Now add the times this "feeling" will strike him out and I'm always happy to hear someone say this 
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Greedo017
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Full House
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Location: wearing the honors of honor and whatnot
Posts: 1,461
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7. My best friend's roommate has won a ton of money and he told me to...
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i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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Pelion
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 3,206
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8. "I was pot committed" (after calling pot sized bets on the river).
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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sandstorm
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Flush
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Sweden
Posts: 573
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9. I played two hours yesterday, and I suddenly realized how to play this game.
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>3
this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
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biondino
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Putney, UK; Full Tilt,Mansion; $50 NL and PL; $13 and $16 SNGs at Stars
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No. 5 is the truest and scariest and most soul-destroying
10. "Heh sorry man, my rockets just too good for y... hey! Runner runner straight? Jesus Christ I can't believe it! Fuckin' rigged man! You fuckin' fish, calling my all-in with JJ, you're a loser, you asshole"
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SuperDave9x19
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Straight
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Delaware USA
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11. "Follow me to Heads Up at $$XXX (higher) buy in and I'll show you how to really play poker"
OK I get it. You come in, talk a big game, lose money to me and expect me to leave this table i am winning on to follow you to a game of your choosing.
Riiiiight.
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Been playing money poker for 34 years and decided in 2002 to try that TX Holdem game on TV. Then found Pokerstars in Summer 2005. Still not an overall winner but i am on a good trend and nearly there.
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littlewashu
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3-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: pittsburgh,pa
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this guy is so full of shit his eyes are brown.....I call
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It's easy to shoot fish in a barrell............. Just throw in a stick of dynamite!!
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dev
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4-of-a-Kind
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: swonging and swonging
Posts: 1,550
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12. Just another $150, when I reach $2500 I'll stop.
13. I'll just rebuy and make my buy-in back, then I'll leave.
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Check out my self-deprecation here!
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boyobach
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: UK
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"This site always rewards the bad players!"
after limping AA and minbetting each streets to be sucked out by str8
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pocket Jacks eh?
CANT WIN WITH 'EM
CANT WIN AGAINST 'EM
CANT FOLD 'EM
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Greedo017
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Full House
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Location: wearing the honors of honor and whatnot
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"How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? 'French Fries'." - James French before execution by electric chair
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i betcha that i got something you ain't got, that's called courage, it don't come from no liquor bottle, it ain't scotch
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Warpe
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Moderator
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Location: Canuckistan
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14. I saw a guy play the exact same hand on TV this way so...
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bigboy5540
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Flush
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: california
Posts: 253
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i needed to see it
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im good at poker
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bigboy5540
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Flush
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: california
Posts: 253
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the turn check got me
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im good at poker
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bigboy5540
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Flush
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: california
Posts: 253
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i don't respect your raises
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im good at poker
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bigboy5540
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Flush
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: california
Posts: 253
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last time you were bluffing damn
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im good at poker
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bigboy5540
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Flush
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: california
Posts: 253
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you have hit every hand tonight. i think your bluffing this time.
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im good at poker
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bigboy5540
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Flush
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: california
Posts: 253
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i thought you were trying to bully the table.
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im good at poker
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bigboy5540
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Flush
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: california
Posts: 253
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i thought you were trying to play big stack poker.
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im good at poker
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bigboy5540
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Flush
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: california
Posts: 253
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i eat fish
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im good at poker
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bigboy5540
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Flush
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: california
Posts: 253
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i think im beat but i call. (this is my favorite)
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im good at poker
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bigboy5540
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Flush
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: california
Posts: 253
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i will have your stack.
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im good at poker
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