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TylerK
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03-15-2005, 03:03 PM
Post subject: Comments: You Cannot Make Someone Fold
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4-of-a-Kind
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{Comments on http://www.flopturnriver.com/phpBB2/...ic.php?p=68367 }
Wow, that was one seriously awesome post.
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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Staresy
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yeah, great post Pyroxene!
Does this mean that I can break someone's wrists if they suck out on me?!?!!?
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Fnord
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That story belongs on the front page, shit I think you could sell it to a poker magazine.
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Originally Posted by Pyroxene
t3h st0ry
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TylerK
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Originally Posted by Fnord
That story belongs on the front page, shit I think you could sell it to a poker magazine.
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I have to agree, at the very least somebody should steal it out of this thread and sticky it somewhere.
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TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol
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JESUS TAKE THE KEYBOARD
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Ask Hump to sticky it in the Beginner's Circle. Though, he's a neat freak and he wants to keep things tidy.
-'rilla
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Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
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Xianti
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Excellent post.
{Split and stickied}
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EricE
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Stakes: Playing $0.10/$0.25 NL
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Originally Posted by Xianti
Excellent post.
{Split and stickied}
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And it only took 9 months! 
Good stuff, Pyroxene.
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Bravo. Now fold douche. Awesome post.
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It's not what's inside that counts. Have you seen what's inside?
Internal organs. And they're getting uglier by the minute.
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Seasider
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12-15-2005, 07:29 PM
Post subject: Re: You Cannot Make Someone Fold
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Originally Posted by Pyroxene
In my 20's and early 30's I practiced an old, particular brutal martial art.
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Man thats cool! Excellent post!
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ImMrFish
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vnh
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Originally Posted by dwarfman
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Originally Posted by Xianti
Excellent post.
{Split and stickied}
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And it only took 9 months!
Good stuff, Pyroxene.
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9 months and two bumps! i already made xianti feel bad about it, i'm pretty sure he cried.
it definitely needed to be stickied. it's an amazing post.
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http://donkeybrains.wordpress.com/
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Why poker fucks with our heads: it's the master that beats you for bringing in the paper, then gives you a milkbone for peeing on the carpet.
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So when is FTR going to publish FTR Poker Essays Vol. 1? I know there has been talk about something like that. Is it really that difficult to publish a compilation of essays like Malmuth's Poker Essays Vols. 1, 2 and 3?
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TheXianti: (Triptanes) why are you not a thinking person?
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Eric
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Thanks Pyroxene, that was a great story. I added this thread to the right nav of the Beginner's Guide html section.
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Very good post.
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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That situation is an exact analogy to some situations in chess.
Ever have someone say "Mate in 5" and you may think, "no one can see 5 moves ahead, the branching probabilites are damn near infinite"
But when you FORCE a move, it's easy . But you really aren't seeing 5 moves ahead. You are giving him 2-3 VERY necessary choices which lead to the final 2-3 true "mating" moves.
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Been playing money poker for 34 years and decided in 2002 to try that TX Holdem game on TV. Then found Pokerstars in Summer 2005. Still not an overall winner but i am on a good trend and nearly there.
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Originally Posted by SuperDave9x19
That situation is an exact analogy to some situations in chess.
Ever have someone say "Mate in 5" and you may think, "no one can see 5 moves ahead, the branching probabilites are damn near infinite"
But when you FORCE a move, it's easy . But you really aren't seeing 5 moves ahead. You are giving him 2-3 VERY necessary choices which lead to the final 2-3 true "mating" moves.
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I mating moves
(sorry, couldn't resist ). Great post, Pyro. Knew I had seen it before! (At first I thought it was copied but then I realized it was teh old)
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>3
this is my favourite part of the post
it looks like angry boobs
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What an awesome story..........
Thank you
Syn
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Great story.
I did the wrist lock thing at the casino when someone reraised me and I was thrown out of the casino haha
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I rarely,if ever, get pms
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God - I still love this story. I read it at least once a month.
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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Wonderful - great read.
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WHO YA GONNA CALL?!??
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Originally Posted by deuces505
Great story.
I did the wrist lock thing at the casino when someone reraised me and I was thrown out of the casino haha 
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wtf....how nice
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No where in that post does it say how much to bet to make someone fold.
BOOOOOO OVERRATED!!!
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bigpokerfanatic
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05-11-2006, 01:02 AM
Post subject: My opponents choose to break their wrists
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Why is it my opponents always choose to break their wrists? Then they end up breaking mine when they suckout??
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Anosmic
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05-11-2006, 07:26 AM
Post subject: Re: My opponents choose to break their wrists
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Originally Posted by bigpokerfanatic
Why is it my opponents always choose to break their wrists? Then they end up breaking mine when they suckout??

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Unfortunately you can't always get the wrist. Playing at lower stakes is not so much "go down or I'll break your wrist" it's more "go down or I'll seriously crinkle that shirt".
And I do like the idea of this story. Very interesting.
Although of course you CAN make people do stuff sometimes. Like if you pick them up and thrown the across the room you've pretty much taken their choices away.
(Unless you're going to say... "no, they could choose to learn to fly" ).
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OUTSTANDING....Very profound I must say!
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"You start the game with a full pot o luck and an empty pot o experience...
The object is to fill the pot of experience before you empty the pot of luck."
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Do you have testicles? If so, learn to bet like it 
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Nice story!
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great!
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why was it locked?
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Pelion
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because comments go here
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gabe: Ive dropped almost 100k in the past 35 days.
bigspenda73: But how much did you win?
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That post is theeee Shit.
vnh sir.
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I need to print this out and put it on my wall to look at whenever I am about to play.
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That story was insane it should definitely be published
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Agreed, fantastic story.
It was one of the first things I read on FTR before I joined, and I must say, it's helped my game.
I have that line in big text on my wallpaper on the pc i play on.
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They called it poker because the word FU<K! was taken...
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I bt if you gave them a chioce of live if they do such and such or die if they didn't then 99.5 of the people would do such and such even if it was the wrong thing to do. Chioces are the way to alot of things freedom hell heaven and financial freedom all's you can do is choose the right chioce and see were it leads you but if you choose the wrong chioce you know were it will lead you 80-90% of the time it will lead you back steps in your progress instead of taking you forward to new highs.
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Xianti
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Such a great analogy. I get goosebumps whenever I read this.
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Xianti
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Originally Posted by triumphant cracker
why was it locked?
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Before we had Digests, we used to sticky all the best posts and lock them, with a separate comments thread to keep the original post clean. Now that we collect everything neatly into Digests, we don't do that anymore.
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Xianti
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Ideally, we should unlock ALL threads that have been added to Digests and let people comment in them so they can be properly rated.
But there are so many...
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birdman417
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02-18-2009, 01:37 PM
Post subject: Great Post
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Excellent post..
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awesome post i like asian kind to explain things a la konfuzius 
edit:/ you must be like water my friend 
if you fill water into the glass it becomes the glass
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that's some deep stuff
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OMG POKERTRACKER IS RIGGED!
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