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Old 03-15-2005, 03:03 PM     Post subject: Comments: You Cannot Make Someone Fold #1 (permalink)  
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Wow, that was one seriously awesome post.
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Old 03-15-2005, 03:13 PM #2 (permalink)  
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yeah, great post Pyroxene!

Does this mean that I can break someone's wrists if they suck out on me?!?!!?
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Old 03-15-2005, 03:26 PM #3 (permalink)  
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That story belongs on the front page, shit I think you could sell it to a poker magazine.
 
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Old 03-15-2005, 03:38 PM #4 (permalink)  
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Old 03-15-2005, 03:42 PM #5 (permalink)  
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That story belongs on the front page, shit I think you could sell it to a poker magazine.
I have to agree, at the very least somebody should steal it out of this thread and sticky it somewhere.
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Old 03-15-2005, 05:34 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Ask Hump to sticky it in the Beginner's Circle. Though, he's a neat freak and he wants to keep things tidy.

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Old 12-15-2005, 10:11 AM #7 (permalink)  
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Excellent post.


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Old 12-15-2005, 06:54 PM #8 (permalink)  
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Old 12-15-2005, 07:19 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Excellent post.


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And it only took 9 months!

Good stuff, Pyroxene.
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Old 12-15-2005, 07:25 PM #10 (permalink)  
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Bravo. Now fold douche. Awesome post.
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Old 12-15-2005, 07:29 PM     Post subject: Re: You Cannot Make Someone Fold #11 (permalink)  
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Man thats cool! Excellent post!
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Old 12-15-2005, 07:30 PM #12 (permalink)  
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Old 12-16-2005, 12:32 AM #13 (permalink)  
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Excellent post.


{Split and stickied}
And it only took 9 months!

Good stuff, Pyroxene.
9 months and two bumps! i already made xianti feel bad about it, i'm pretty sure he cried.

it definitely needed to be stickied. it's an amazing post.



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Old 12-16-2005, 01:21 AM #14 (permalink)  
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So when is FTR going to publish FTR Poker Essays Vol. 1? I know there has been talk about something like that. Is it really that difficult to publish a compilation of essays like Malmuth's Poker Essays Vols. 1, 2 and 3?
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Old 12-16-2005, 05:22 AM #15 (permalink)  
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Thanks Pyroxene, that was a great story. I added this thread to the right nav of the Beginner's Guide html section.
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Old 12-16-2005, 03:39 PM #16 (permalink)  
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Very good post.

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Old 12-16-2005, 03:49 PM #17 (permalink)  
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That situation is an exact analogy to some situations in chess.

Ever have someone say "Mate in 5" and you may think, "no one can see 5 moves ahead, the branching probabilites are damn near infinite"

But when you FORCE a move, it's easy . But you really aren't seeing 5 moves ahead. You are giving him 2-3 VERY necessary choices which lead to the final 2-3 true "mating" moves.
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Old 12-16-2005, 04:38 PM #18 (permalink)  
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That situation is an exact analogy to some situations in chess.

Ever have someone say "Mate in 5" and you may think, "no one can see 5 moves ahead, the branching probabilites are damn near infinite"

But when you FORCE a move, it's easy . But you really aren't seeing 5 moves ahead. You are giving him 2-3 VERY necessary choices which lead to the final 2-3 true "mating" moves.
I mating moves

(sorry, couldn't resist ). Great post, Pyro. Knew I had seen it before! (At first I thought it was copied but then I realized it was teh old)
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this is my favourite part of the post
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Old 12-16-2005, 06:57 PM #19 (permalink)  
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What an awesome story..........

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Old 02-04-2006, 05:13 PM #20 (permalink)  

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Great story.

I did the wrist lock thing at the casino when someone reraised me and I was thrown out of the casino haha
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Old 03-28-2006, 08:06 PM #21 (permalink)  
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God - I still love this story. I read it at least once a month.
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Old 03-29-2006, 01:28 AM #22 (permalink)  
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Wonderful - great read.
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Old 03-29-2006, 01:29 AM #23 (permalink)  
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Great story.

I did the wrist lock thing at the casino when someone reraised me and I was thrown out of the casino haha
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wtf....how nice
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Old 04-20-2006, 07:19 PM #25 (permalink)  
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No where in that post does it say how much to bet to make someone fold.

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Old 05-11-2006, 01:02 AM     Post subject: My opponents choose to break their wrists #26 (permalink)  

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Why is it my opponents always choose to break their wrists? Then they end up breaking mine when they suckout??

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Old 05-11-2006, 07:26 AM     Post subject: Re: My opponents choose to break their wrists #27 (permalink)  
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Why is it my opponents always choose to break their wrists? Then they end up breaking mine when they suckout??

Unfortunately you can't always get the wrist. Playing at lower stakes is not so much "go down or I'll break your wrist" it's more "go down or I'll seriously crinkle that shirt".


And I do like the idea of this story. Very interesting.

Although of course you CAN make people do stuff sometimes. Like if you pick them up and thrown the across the room you've pretty much taken their choices away.
(Unless you're going to say... "no, they could choose to learn to fly" ).
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Old 11-23-2008, 12:34 AM #28 (permalink)  
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OUTSTANDING....Very profound I must say!
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Old 11-24-2008, 01:49 PM #29 (permalink)  

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Nice story!
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Old 11-25-2008, 01:13 AM #30 (permalink)  
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great!
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Old 11-27-2008, 04:07 AM #31 (permalink)  
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why was it locked?
 
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Old 11-27-2008, 11:11 AM #32 (permalink)  
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Old 12-03-2008, 03:14 PM #33 (permalink)  
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That post is theeee Shit.

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Old 12-03-2008, 05:52 PM #34 (permalink)  
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I need to print this out and put it on my wall to look at whenever I am about to play.
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Old 12-04-2008, 12:39 AM #35 (permalink)  

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That story was insane it should definitely be published
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Old 12-04-2008, 06:50 AM #36 (permalink)  

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Agreed, fantastic story.

It was one of the first things I read on FTR before I joined, and I must say, it's helped my game.

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Old 12-20-2008, 12:19 AM #37 (permalink)  

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I bt if you gave them a chioce of live if they do such and such or die if they didn't then 99.5 of the people would do such and such even if it was the wrong thing to do. Chioces are the way to alot of things freedom hell heaven and financial freedom all's you can do is choose the right chioce and see were it leads you but if you choose the wrong chioce you know were it will lead you 80-90% of the time it will lead you back steps in your progress instead of taking you forward to new highs.
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Old 12-20-2008, 12:31 AM #38 (permalink)  
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Such a great analogy. I get goosebumps whenever I read this.
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Old 12-20-2008, 12:33 AM #39 (permalink)  
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why was it locked?
Before we had Digests, we used to sticky all the best posts and lock them, with a separate comments thread to keep the original post clean. Now that we collect everything neatly into Digests, we don't do that anymore.
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Old 12-20-2008, 12:43 AM #40 (permalink)  
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Ideally, we should unlock ALL threads that have been added to Digests and let people comment in them so they can be properly rated.

But there are so many...
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Old 02-18-2009, 01:37 PM     Post subject: Great Post #41 (permalink)  
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Excellent post..
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Old 07-24-2009, 08:05 PM #42 (permalink)  

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awesome post i like asian kind to explain things a la konfuzius
edit:/ you must be like water my friend
if you fill water into the glass it becomes the glass
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that's some deep stuff

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