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bigtruckdude
Old 08-03-2009, 09:17 PM     Post subject: BEST ADVICES EVER!!!!!! #1 (permalink)  

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Hi I just want to introduce myself so u get

know me before I TAKE your money on the

tables!!LOL
Just kidding!
Im new on this poker world & I want to BECOME

A PRO....no money involved..not yet!!lol
Any advice will be listened!! I want to learn

from the bests so if u are one of those then

U MIGHT give me some GREAT advices....Thank u

so much!..........C U SOON!!
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Old 08-03-2009, 09:44 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Please do not use excessive spacing so that a single sentence doesnt take up 8 lines. By doing this you will be 99% more likely to get actual responses that might help you succeed.

Biggest tip other than that is to read everything in the beginner's digest located in the sticky at the top of the page in the beginner's circle.
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Old 08-03-2009, 11:10 PM #3 (permalink)  
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Is there a free roll comin up?
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Old 08-04-2009, 06:48 AM #4 (permalink)  
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don't post in the style of contemporary abstract poetry imo
 
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Old 08-04-2009, 02:48 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Welcome to FTR ... I agree with the advice above. If ur playing with play chips I recommend making a deposit sooner than later. I think many bad habits are formed in the play chips game.
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Old 08-04-2009, 02:51 PM     Post subject: Re: BEST ADVICES EVER!!!!!! #6 (permalink)  
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...give me some GREAT advices....
Stop posting?
<@d0zer> how will you learn if I don't berate you harshly?
 
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:02 PM #7 (permalink)  
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Any advice will be listened!! I want to learn
from the bests so "if u are one of those" then....

don't consider myself "one of the best" just yet, so only advice I got for ya is: READ READ then read some more of great info here @ FTR (and for sure, get off play $$ tables!!)
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:21 PM #8 (permalink)  
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I will save this thread with something cool on my HUD. Check out seat 9 (or seat 7). See the ><> ? That will automatically come up if they have limp/folded 5 or more times.

BING BLANG BLAOW
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:53 PM #9 (permalink)  
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werd! i can't find a way to do limp/[anything] in my hud. so if some gay wad decides to limp/min 3b his aces in the CO, then it shows up as a PFR AND a 3b so his gay ass play actually looks aggressive.

ps: love the new sig...actually scratch that because that's probably gonna look like a really gay comment as of thursday
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Old 08-04-2009, 04:44 PM #10 (permalink)  
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If you use PT3 then you have to download the stats from www.pokertracker.com, click find more or get more w/e the link is at the bottom
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I only have 2 simple rules when I am coaching a new student.

Rule # 1: don't ask questions

Rule # 2: don't ask questions

I have no interest in discussing strategy with a protege'. Your job is to remain quiet and listen. I have a very systematic approach that I will share with the right candidate and I promise that I will turn you into a force of nature and show you elements of the game of poker that you never knew existed.
 
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Old 08-04-2009, 06:34 PM #11 (permalink)  
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That's way cool. It looks like you have 985 hands logged on Neko10, so is the ><> label in this case appropriate? He's 17/12, so that's pretty standard TAG, right? Is there a way to set that up for limp/fold per 100 hands?

I love the label though. ><> Lol.
 
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Old 08-04-2009, 06:59 PM #12 (permalink)  
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ROFL @ Spoon's sig banner. I'm at work and the guy in the next office just asked what I was laughing at. I'm afraid he wouldn't understand. :P
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:23 PM     Post subject: re: #13 (permalink)  

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thanks for the GOOD advices!!!waiting for more!!
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Old 08-05-2009, 02:26 PM #14 (permalink)  
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One of the best advices I can give you is to observe bankroll management and you"ll never go wrong in your games.
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Old 08-06-2009, 02:50 AM #15 (permalink)  
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This definitely belongs in this thread.

Warning: that link is ol' school.

That's how winners play; we convince the other guy he's making all the right moves.
 
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Old 08-06-2009, 04:22 PM     Post subject: RE: #16 (permalink)  

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Awesome thx!!
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