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the ultimate smart azz..
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Chopper
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04-20-2009, 04:12 AM
Post subject: the ultimate smart azz..
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Straight Flush
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: St. Louis, MO
Posts: 4,255
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this guy was being a royal douche at the table. i pwnd him three hands in a row, two of which were huge pots. this is the third where i whipped the KEEP DA CHANGE comment on him for funzies...
here's the original HH since the converter wont put the chat in there..
PokerStars Game #27284959535: Hold'em Limit ($0.25/$0.50) - 2009/04/19 23:47:50 ET
Table 'Ijiraq II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Ailok ($14.20 in chips)
Seat 2: 51carlomagno ($1.10 in chips)
Seat 3: CattyBish ($8 in chips)
Seat 4: pfsbulldawg ($19.80 in chips)
Seat 6: Verre86 ($10.50 in chips)
pfsbulldawg: posts small blind $0.10
Verre86: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to pfsbulldawg [Jh 9s]
Ailok: folds
Verre86 said, "we can only hope"
51carlomagno: calls $0.25
CattyBish: folds
pfsbulldawg: calls $0.15
Verre86: checks
*** FLOP *** [6d Qs Ts]
pfsbulldawg: bets $0.25
Verre86: calls $0.25
51carlomagno: calls $0.25
*** TURN *** [6d Qs Ts] [8d]
pfsbulldawg: bets $0.50
Verre86: folds
51carlomagno: calls $0.50
*** RIVER *** [6d Qs Ts 8d] [Kh]
pfsbulldawg said, "keep the change" (left him with his dime)
pfsbulldawg: checks
51carlomagno: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
pfsbulldawg: shows [Jh 9s] (a straight, Nine to King)
51carlomagno: mucks hand
Verre86 said, "lmao"
pfsbulldawg collected $2.40 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2.50 | Rake $0.10
Board [6d Qs Ts 8d Kh]
Seat 1: Ailok folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: 51carlomagno mucked [7s Th]
Seat 3: CattyBish (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: pfsbulldawg (small blind) showed [Jh 9s] and won ($2.40) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 6: Verre86 (big blind) folded on the Turn
and, the cleaned up version...
PokerStars Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) - Poker-Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com
Preflop: Hero is SB with J , 9
1 fold, MP calls, 1 fold, Hero calls, BB checks
Flop: (3 SB) 6 , Q , 10 (3 players)
Hero bets, BB calls, MP calls
Turn: (3 BB) 8 (3 players)
Hero bets, 1 fold, MP calls
River: (5 BB) K (2 players)
Hero checks, MP checks
Total pot: $2.50 (5 BB) | Rake: $0.10
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freshfish
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Location: California
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nice hand. seriously? 1.10 to start .25/.50 6max. reload or leave
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