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TylerK

11-13-2004, 10:35 AM Post subject: The Poker Gods Want Me to Quit

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PokerStars Game #852698070: Hold'em Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2004/11/13 - 00:26:19 (ET)
Table 'Diotima' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: hypermegachi ($5.47 in chips)
Seat 2: fishstick666 ($15.33 in chips)
Seat 3: mike4066 ($6.08 in chips)
Seat 4: masland123 ($12.73 in chips)
Seat 5: mtnpoker ($8.37 in chips)
Seat 6: lhoney2 ($11.56 in chips)
Seat 7: ans3lmo ($0.14 in chips)
Seat 8: TylerK ($5.50 in chips)
Seat 9: Radashack ($2.85 in chips)
Seat 10: scgolfer ($71.03 in chips)
Radashack: posts small blind $0.02
scgolfer: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TylerK [Ad Qd]
lhoney2 said, "nh"
hypermegachi: calls $0.05
fishstick666: calls $0.05
hypermegachi said, "stupid rivier"
mike4066: folds
masland123: folds
mike4066 leaves the table
mtnpoker: raises $0.05 to $0.10
lhoney2: folds
ans3lmo: folds
TylerK: raises $0.05 to $0.15
Radashack: calls $0.13
scgolfer: folds
hypermegachi: calls $0.10
fishstick666: calls $0.10
mtnpoker: calls $0.05
*** FLOP *** [Th Ah 9c]
Radashack: checks
hypermegachi: checks
fishstick666: checks
mtnpoker: checks
TylerK: bets $0.05
Radashack: folds
hypermegachi: folds
fishstick666: calls $0.05
mtnpoker: calls $0.05
*** TURN *** [Th Ah 9c] [Tc]
fishstick666: checks
jokerjoker2a joins the table at seat #3
mtnpoker: checks
TylerK: bets $0.10
fishstick666: folds
mtnpoker: calls $0.10
*** RIVER *** [Th Ah 9c Tc] [Qc]
mtnpoker: checks
TylerK: bets $0.10
Radashack said, "we're playing NL as well"
mtnpoker: raises $0.10 to $0.20
TylerK: raises $0.10 to $0.30
mtnpoker: raises $0.10 to $0.40
Betting is capped
TylerK: calls $0.10
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mtnpoker: shows [Jc Kc] (a straight flush, Nine to King)
TylerK: mucks hand
mtnpoker collected $1.95 from pot
TylerK said, "haha, oop"
mtnpoker said, "w00t!"
fishstick666 said, "wow"
hypermegachi said, "WOW"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1.95 | Rake $0
Board [Th Ah 9c Tc Qc]
Seat 1: hypermegachi folded on the Flop
Seat 2: fishstick666 folded on the Turn
Seat 3: mike4066 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: masland123 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: mtnpoker showed [Jc Kc] and won ($1.95) with a straight flush, Nine to King
Seat 6: lhoney2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: ans3lmo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: TylerK (button) mucked [Ad Qd] - two pair, Aces and Queens
Seat 9: Radashack (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 10: scgolfer (big blind) folded before Flop

...and another fun one. I am proud of myself for making the right read and the right call, but...

PokerStars Game #853028081: Hold'em No Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2004/11/13 - 02:21:31 (ET)
Table 'Mechthild' Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: meno_hoden ($7.55 in chips)
Seat 2: teatoadler ($4.75 in chips)
Seat 3: Frst-T-JitRs ($4.60 in chips)
Seat 4: TylerK ($8.95 in chips)
Seat 5: ishaq1960 ($2.70 in chips)
Seat 6: frogette ($3.95 in chips)
Seat 7: MadMax1972 ($5.95 in chips)
Seat 8: bigweel ($4.45 in chips)
Seat 9: LimeJello ($5.55 in chips)
meno_hoden: posts small blind $0.05
teatoadler: posts big blind $0.10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TylerK [Jh Jc]
bigweel said, "JITRS......GRAPE IS THE BEST"
Frst-T-JitRs: folds
TylerK: raises $0.90 to $1
ishaq1960: calls $1
frogette: folds
MadMax1972: folds
bigweel: calls $1
LimeJello: folds
meno_hoden: folds
teatoadler: folds
*** FLOP *** [2h As 8d]
Frst-T-JitRs said, "green makes my pee green"
bigweel said, "LOL"
TylerK: bets $1
ishaq1960: folds
bigweel: calls $1
*** TURN *** [2h As 8d] [Ah]
TylerK: checks
bigweel: bets $2.45 and is all-in
TylerK: calls $2.45
*** RIVER *** [2h As 8d Ah] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TylerK: shows [Jh Jc] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
bigweel: shows [6s 6c] (a full house, Sixes full of Aces)
bigweel collected $9.60 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $10.05 | Rake $0.45
Board [2h As 8d Ah 6h]
Seat 1: meno_hoden (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: teatoadler (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Frst-T-JitRs folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: TylerK showed [Jh Jc] and lost with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 5: ishaq1960 folded on the Flop
Seat 6: frogette folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: MadMax1972 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: bigweel showed [6s 6c] and won ($9.60) with a full house, Sixes full of Aces
Seat 9: LimeJello (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Oh, and our own Hypermegachi dished out a little too...(in my defense on the post-flop call...he was capping with pretty much any two cards...maniac :P)

PokerStars Game #852752915: Hold'em Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2004/11/13 - 00:43:32 (ET)
Table 'Diotima' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: hypermegachi ($3.96 in chips)
Seat 2: FradoC ($0.94 in chips)
Seat 3: jokerjoker2a ($0.86 in chips)
Seat 5: mtnpoker ($8.65 in chips)
Seat 6: lhoney2 ($11.91 in chips)
Seat 7: ans3lmo ($2.15 in chips)
Seat 8: TylerK ($3.61 in chips)
Seat 9: Radashack ($2.22 in chips)
Seat 10: scgolfer ($74.93 in chips)
Radashack: posts small blind $0.02
scgolfer: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TylerK [3d 2d]
hypermegachi: raises $0.05 to $0.10
cman11 [observer] said, "damn i thought u really sent it"
FradoC: folds
jokerjoker2a: calls $0.10
mtnpoker: folds
lhoney2: folds
cman11 [observer] said, "alright time to kill myself"
ans3lmo: calls $0.10
lhoney2 said, "pretty funny huh?"
lhoney2 said, "do it in the bath tub"
lhoney2 said, "so you dont make a mess"
TylerK: calls $0.10
Radashack: calls $0.08
scgolfer: calls $0.05
*** FLOP *** [6c 5c 3c]
Radashack: checks
scgolfer: checks
hypermegachi: bets $0.05
cman11 [observer] said, "*****"
jokerjoker2a: calls $0.05
ans3lmo: folds
TylerK: calls $0.05
Radashack: calls $0.05
scgolfer: folds
*** TURN *** [6c 5c 3c] [2s]
Radashack: checks
hypermegachi: bets $0.10
jokerjoker2a: calls $0.10
TylerK: raises $0.10 to $0.20
Radashack: calls $0.20
hypermegachi: raises $0.10 to $0.30
jokerjoker2a: folds
TylerK: calls $0.10
Radashack: calls $0.10
*** RIVER *** [6c 5c 3c 2s] [2c]
Radashack: bets $0.10
hypermegachi: raises $0.10 to $0.20
TylerK: raises $0.10 to $0.30
Radashack: calls $0.20
hypermegachi: raises $0.10 to $0.40
Betting is capped
TylerK: calls $0.10
Radashack: calls $0.10
*** SHOW DOWN ***
hypermegachi: shows [5h 5d] (a full house, Fives full of Deuces)
TylerK: mucks hand
Radashack: mucks hand
TylerK said, "ARGH"
hypermegachi collected $3 from pot
hypermegachi said, "BRING IT"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3 | Rake $0
Board [6c 5c 3c 2s 2c]
Seat 1: hypermegachi showed [5h 5d] and won ($3) with a full house, Fives full of Deuces
Seat 2: FradoC folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: jokerjoker2a folded on the Turn
Seat 5: mtnpoker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: lhoney2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: ans3lmo folded on the Flop
Seat 8: TylerK (button) mucked [3d 2d] - a full house, Deuces full of Threes
Seat 9: Radashack (small blind) mucked [8d 7c] - a flush, Seven high
Seat 10: scgolfer (big blind) folded on the Flop

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Humphrind

11-13-2004, 10:59 AM Post subject: Re: The Poker Gods Want Me to Quit

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TylerK

PokerStars Game #852698070: Hold'em Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2004/11/13 - 00:26:19 (ET)...

Seat 10: scgolfer ($74.93 in chips)

*snicker*

I don't know what they have to say
It makes no difference anyway.
Whatever it is...
I'm against it.

elanto

11-13-2004, 02:23 PM Post subject: Re: The Poker Gods Want Me to Quit

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Join Date: Oct 2004

Posts: 1,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by TylerK

[b]

Oh, and our own Hypermegachi dished out a little too...(in my defense on the post-flop call...he was capping with pretty much any two cards...maniac :P)

PokerStars Game #852752915: Hold'em Limit ($0.05/$0.10) - 2004/11/13 - 00:43:32 (ET)
Table 'Diotima' Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: hypermegachi ($3.96 in chips)
Seat 2: FradoC ($0.94 in chips)
Seat 3: jokerjoker2a ($0.86 in chips)
Seat 5: mtnpoker ($8.65 in chips)
Seat 6: lhoney2 ($11.91 in chips)
Seat 7: ans3lmo ($2.15 in chips)
Seat 8: TylerK ($3.61 in chips)
Seat 9: Radashack ($2.22 in chips)
Seat 10: scgolfer ($74.93 in chips)
Radashack: posts small blind $0.02
scgolfer: posts big blind $0.05
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TylerK [3d 2d]
hypermegachi: raises $0.05 to $0.10
cman11 [observer] said, "damn i thought u really sent it"
FradoC: folds
jokerjoker2a: calls $0.10
mtnpoker: folds
lhoney2: folds
cman11 [observer] said, "alright time to kill myself"
ans3lmo: calls $0.10
lhoney2 said, "pretty funny huh?"
lhoney2 said, "do it in the bath tub"
lhoney2 said, "so you dont make a mess"
TylerK: calls $0.10
Radashack: calls $0.08
scgolfer: calls $0.05
*** FLOP *** [6c 5c 3c]
Radashack: checks
scgolfer: checks
hypermegachi: bets $0.05
cman11 [observer] said, "*****"
jokerjoker2a: calls $0.05
ans3lmo: folds
TylerK: calls $0.05
Radashack: calls $0.05
scgolfer: folds
*** TURN *** [6c 5c 3c] [2s]
Radashack: checks
hypermegachi: bets $0.10
jokerjoker2a: calls $0.10
TylerK: raises $0.10 to $0.20
Radashack: calls $0.20
hypermegachi: raises $0.10 to $0.30
jokerjoker2a: folds
TylerK: calls $0.10
Radashack: calls $0.10
*** RIVER *** [6c 5c 3c 2s] [2c]
Radashack: bets $0.10
hypermegachi: raises $0.10 to $0.20
TylerK: raises $0.10 to $0.30
Radashack: calls $0.20
hypermegachi: raises $0.10 to $0.40
Betting is capped
TylerK: calls $0.10
Radashack: calls $0.10
*** SHOW DOWN ***
hypermegachi: shows [5h 5d] (a full house, Fives full of Deuces)
TylerK: mucks hand
Radashack: mucks hand
TylerK said, "ARGH"
hypermegachi collected $3 from pot
hypermegachi said, "BRING IT"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3 | Rake $0
Board [6c 5c 3c 2s 2c]
Seat 1: hypermegachi showed [5h 5d] and won ($3) with a full house, Fives full of Deuces
Seat 2: FradoC folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: jokerjoker2a folded on the Turn
Seat 5: mtnpoker folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: lhoney2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: ans3lmo folded on the Flop
Seat 8: TylerK (button) mucked [3d 2d] - a full house, Deuces full of Threes
Seat 9: Radashack (small blind) mucked [8d 7c] - a flush, Seven high
Seat 10: scgolfer (big blind) folded on the Flop

just thank the poker god this heppend to you in a microlimit game, if it would have been NL you would have gone broke....

-anto

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11-13-2004, 04:22 PM

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there's no way i would play like that in my normal 1/2 game. ironically enough playing 50% of my hands and playing raise/fold mode was soooo fun. and i was up 10BB for the session lol.

guess this is what it feels like to be that dude with 100k at a 1/2 table.

TylerK

11-13-2004, 04:24 PM

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I can't even deal with it...

PokerStars Game #853811184: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2004/11/13 - 12:20:20 (ET) Table 'Cornelia' Seat #3 is the button Seat 2: ndugoo ($33.55 in chips) Seat 3: letitrideber ($10.65 in chips) Seat 4: i_love69 ($24.25 in chips) Seat 5: saml ($8.35 in chips) Seat 6: TylerK ($26.30 in chips) Seat 7: anygiven ($27.35 in chips) Seat 8: Misty9 ($19.65 in chips) Seat 9: Perfectset ($10.95 in chips)
i_love69: posts small blind $0.10
saml: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TylerK [Qh Qc]
TylerK: raises $0.75 to $1
anygiven: calls $1
Misty9: folds
Perfectset: folds
ndugoo: folds
letitrideber: folds
i_love69: folds
saml: folds
*** FLOP *** [9c 7s Jc]
TylerK: bets $2
anygiven: calls $2
*** TURN *** [9c 7s Jc] [Td]
TylerK: bets $4
anygiven: calls $4
*** RIVER *** [9c 7s Jc Td] [Ah]
TylerK: bets $2
anygiven: raises $4.50 to $6.50
TylerK: calls $4.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
anygiven: shows [Ac Js] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
TylerK: mucks hand
anygiven collected $26.05 from pot
TylerK said, "yep, figures"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $27.35 | Rake $1.30
Board [9c 7s Jc Td Ah]
Seat 2: ndugoo folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: letitrideber (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: i_love69 (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 5: saml (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 6: TylerK mucked [Qh Qc] - a pair of Queens Seat 7: anygiven showed [Ac Js] and won ($26.05) with two pair, Aces and Jacks Seat 8: Misty9 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: Perfectset folded before Flop (didn't bet)

TylerK

11-13-2004, 04:55 PM

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Of course now I'm just being silly.

*********** # 1 **************
PokerStars Game #853886716: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2004/11/13 - 12:52:54 (ET) Table 'Cornelia' Seat #3 is the button Seat 1: Nitrami ($20.10 in chips) Seat 2: sm0kin ($22.55 in chips) Seat 3: DougStier ($15.25 in chips) Seat 4: i_love69 ($24.55 in chips) Seat 5: IISBAD ($35.65 in chips) Seat 6: TylerK ($14 in chips) Seat 7: Sir Tilt ($24.15 in chips) Seat 8: Misty9 ($19.60 in chips) Seat 9: Perfectset ($26.45 in chips)
i_love69: posts small blind $0.10
IISBAD: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TylerK [Qs Qc]
TylerK: raises $13.75 to $14 and is all-in
Sir Tilt: folds
IISBAD said, "skill"
TylerK said, "*monkey noises*"
Misty9: folds
Perfectset: folds
Nitrami: folds
sm0kin: folds
DougStier: folds
i_love69: folds
IISBAD: folds
TylerK collected $0.60 from pot
TylerK: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $0.60 | Rake $0
Seat 1: Nitrami folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 2: sm0kin folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 3: DougStier (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 4: i_love69 (small blind) folded before Flop Seat 5: IISBAD (big blind) folded before Flop Seat 6: TylerK collected ($0.60) Seat 7: Sir Tilt folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 8: Misty9 folded before Flop (didn't bet) Seat 9: Perfectset folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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