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Trikflow77
Old 03-06-2005, 11:37 AM     Post subject: This one is just for laughs (low content) #1 (permalink)  
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Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A, A.
UTG calls, 1 fold, UTG+2 calls, 1 fold, MP2 calls, Hero raises, 2 folds, SB calls, 1 fold, UTG 3-bets, UTG+2 calls, MP2 calls, Hero caps, SB calls, UTG calls, UTG+2 calls, MP2 calls.

Flop: (21 SB) 4, 5, A (5 players)
SB checks, UTG bets, UTG+2 calls, MP2 calls, Hero raises, SB calls, UTG calls, UTG+2 calls, MP2 calls.

Turn: (15.50 BB) 3 (5 players)
SB checks, UTG bets, UTG+2 calls, MP2 calls, Hero raises, SB calls, UTG folds, UTG+2 calls, MP2 folds.

River: (23.50 BB) 3 (3 players)
SB checks, UTG+2 checks, Hero bets, SB folds, UTG+2 calls.

Final Pot: 25.50 BB

Results in white below:
UTG+2 has Jh Ts (one pair, threes).
Hero has Ah Ad (full house, aces full of threes).
Outcome: Hero wins 25.50 BB.


J10o, LMAO......this was the biggest tool Ive ever seen play cards.
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Old 03-06-2005, 11:41 AM     Post subject: Re: This one is just for laughs (low content) #2 (permalink)  
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Originally Posted by trikflow77
J10o, LMAO......this was the biggest tool Ive ever seen play cards.
The scary part is I've seen bigger. Glad others came along for the ride.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBvge-c2_Xg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Xz8aLuD7Y
 
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Old 03-06-2005, 11:42 AM #3 (permalink)  
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I know, but im still laughing about this hand. Ive seen some worse on pacific, but so far at pp3/6, this takes the cake.
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Old 03-06-2005, 11:44 AM #4 (permalink)  
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At Pacific you often don't see their hands when they call on the river so it's kinda left to our imagination...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBvge-c2_Xg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Xz8aLuD7Y
 
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Old 03-06-2005, 11:46 AM #5 (permalink)  
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true, i guess you dont get to see some of those great jack high river calls.
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Old 03-10-2005, 11:48 AM #6 (permalink)  
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$3/$6 Hold'em
Seat 6 is the button
Total number of players : 10
Seat 1: flpnfldem ( $210 )
Seat 2: KingKatch ( $166 )
Seat 3: byrdman13 ( $163 )
Seat 4: GFEFN ( $103.5 )
Seat 5: TGH43 ( $68.5 )
Seat 6: NYCbuddha ( $140.5 )
Seat 8: spiff22 ( $128 )
Seat 9: Fnord ( $227.5 )
Seat 10: dtpps ( $100 )
Seat 7: jpstewar ( $217.5 )
jpstewar posts small blind [$1].
spiff22 posts big blind [$3].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Fnord [ Js Ts ]
Fnord calls [$3].
dtpps folds.
dtpps: you're on fire tonight byrd
flpnfldem raises [$6].
KingKatch folds.
byrdman13 calls [$6].
GFEFN folds.
TGH43 folds.
NYCbuddha calls [$6].
jpstewar folds.
byrdman13: thanx
spiff22 folds.
Fnord calls [$3].
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3s, Jd, Qd ]
Fnord checks.
flpnfldem bets [$3].
byrdman13 calls [$3].
NYCbuddha folds.
Fnord calls [$3].
** Dealing Turn ** [ Tc ]
Fnord checks.
flpnfldem bets [$6].
byrdman13 raises [$12].
Fnord raises [$18].
flpnfldem calls [$12].
byrdman13 calls [$6].
** Dealing River ** [ 6h ]
Fnord bets [$6].
flpnfldem folds.
byrdman13 calls [$6].
Fnord shows [ Js, Ts ] two pairs, jacks and tens.
byrdman13 doesn't show [ 9s, 5c ] high card queen.
Fnord wins $100 from the main pot with two pairs, jacks and tens.
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Old 03-10-2005, 12:20 PM #7 (permalink)  
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yea, you got to love the river bluff call. Every horrible player has this trick in their bag.
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Old 03-10-2005, 04:21 PM #8 (permalink)  
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 WOW. i mean WOW.

are you guys saying pacific is looser than party?? i gotta switch, stat.

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Old 03-10-2005, 07:01 PM #9 (permalink)  
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pacific 4/8=party 2/4
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Old 03-11-2005, 02:03 AM #10 (permalink)  
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yea, you got to love the river bluff call. Every horrible player has this trick in their bag.
LMAO he pays 1BB to completely embarass himself on the river, when the ability to keep the world's wakest bluff as "his dirty secret" was free...
Gone golfing ..see ya in the Fall of 2006
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Old 03-12-2005, 05:32 AM #11 (permalink)  
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Preflop: Fnord is BB with 9, Q.
1 fold, UTG+1 calls, 5 folds, SB completes, Fnord checks.

Flop: (3 SB) T, J, A (3 players)
SB checks, Fnord bets, UTG+1 calls, SB folds.

Turn: (2.50 BB) T (2 players)
Fnord bets, UTG+1 calls.

River: (4.50 BB) 6 (2 players)
Fnord bets, UTG+1 calls.

Final Pot: 6.50 BB

Results in white below:
Fnord has 9d Qd (flush, ace high).
UTG+1 has 7s Qh (one pair, tens).
Outcome: Fnord wins 6.50 BB.
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Old 03-13-2005, 06:56 AM #12 (permalink)  
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Preflop: Fnord is MP1 with 9, 9.
2 folds, Fnord raises, 5 folds, BB calls.

Flop: (4.33 SB) 8, 6, J (2 players)
BB checks, Fnord bets, BB raises, Fnord calls.

Turn: (4.16 BB) 2 (2 players)
BB bets, Fnord calls.

River: (6.16 BB) A (2 players)
BB bets, Fnord calls.

Final Pot: 8.16 BB

Results in white below:
BB has 3c Qc (high card, ace).
Fnord has 9s 9c (one pair, nines).
Outcome: Fnord wins 8.16 BB.
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Old 03-15-2005, 12:14 PM #13 (permalink)  
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Preflop: Fnord is BB with K, Q.
4 folds, MP3 raises, 2 folds, SB calls, Fnord calls.

Flop: (6 SB) Q, 7, J (3 players)
SB checks, Fnord checks, MP3 checks.

Turn: (3 BB) 4 (3 players)
SB bets, Fnord raises, MP3 3-bets, SB calls, Fnord calls.

River: (12 BB) K (3 players)
SB checks, Fnord bets, MP3 folds, SB folds.

Final Pot: 13 BB

Results in white below:
Fnord has Kh Qs (two pair, kings and queens).
Outcome: Fnord wins 13 BB.

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is UTG with 9, 9.
Fnord raises, UTG+1 calls, 3 folds, MP3 calls, 2 folds, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (10 SB) K, 4, 9 (5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Fnord bets, UTG+1 calls, MP3 raises, SB folds, BB folds, Fnord 3-bets, UTG+1 folds, MP3 caps, Fnord calls.

Turn: (9.50 BB) A (2 players)
Fnord bets, MP3 raises, Fnord 3-bets, MP3 calls $2 (All-In).

River: (14.83 BB) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: 14.83 BB

Results in white below:
Fnord has 9c 9h (three of a kind, nines).
MP3 has Th Qc (high card, ace).
Outcome: Fnord wins 14.83 BB.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBvge-c2_Xg
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