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TylerK

06-17-2005, 12:20 AM Post subject: Ok, this needs to stop already (NC, cheese with whine)

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Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (7 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with T

, J

.
1 fold, MP1 calls, 2 folds, Hero raises, 1 fold, BB calls, MP1 calls.

Flop: (6.50 SB) J

, 3

, J

(3 players)
BB checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets, BB calls, MP1 calls.

Turn: (4.75 BB) Q

(3 players)
BB checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets, BB calls, MP1 folds.

River: (6.75 BB) Q

(2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 8.75 BB

BB has Qh Ad (full house, queens full of jacks).
Hero has Ts Jd (full house, jacks full of queens).
Outcome: BB wins 8.75 BB.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

, A

.
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 raises, 2 folds, CO 3-bets, 2 folds, Hero caps, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, CO calls.

Flop: (20.50 SB) 5

, 9

, Q

(5 players)
Hero bets, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls $1 (All-In), MP1 raises, CO calls, Hero 3-bets, UTG calls, MP1 caps, CO folds, Hero calls, UTG calls.

Play continues with expected outcome.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A

, A

.
2 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, Hero raises, CO calls, 1 fold, SB calls, 1 fold, MP1 calls, MP2 calls.

Flop: (11 SB) 5

, T

, 7

(5 players)
SB checks, MP1 checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets, CO calls, SB calls, MP1 folds, MP2 calls.

Turn: (7.50 BB) 6

(4 players)

Play continues with expected outcome.

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TylerK

06-17-2005, 01:54 AM

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Tell me this is gonna stop eventually!!

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with J

, K

.
UTG calls, UTG+1 calls, Hero raises, 1 fold, MP2 calls, 2 folds, Button calls, 1 fold, BB calls, UTG calls, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: (12.50 SB) 2

, K

, 6

(6 players)
BB checks, UTG bets, UTG+1 folds, Hero raises, MP2 folds, Button folds, BB folds, UTG calls.

Turn: (8.25 BB) 4

(2 players)
UTG bets, Hero raises, UTG calls.

River: (12.25 BB) 3

(2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets, UTG calls.

Final Pot: 14.25 BB

UTG has 5h 2h (straight, six high).
Hero has Js Ks (one pair, kings).

TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol

TylerK

06-17-2005, 03:19 AM

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*twitch*

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG with Q

, K

.
Hero raises, UTG+1 calls, 2 folds, MP2 calls, 2 folds, Button calls, 2 folds.

Flop: (9.50 SB) K

, 7

, Q

(4 players)
Hero bets, UTG+1 calls, MP2 raises, Button calls, Hero 3-bets, UTG+1 folds, MP2 calls, Button calls.

Turn: (9.75 BB) 8

(3 players)
Hero bets, MP2 calls, Button calls.

River: (12.75 BB) 7

(3 players)
Hero bets, MP2 raises, Button folds, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 16.75 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has Qs Ks (two pair, kings and queens).
MP2 has Qc Qh (full house, queens full of sevens).
Outcome: MP2 wins 16.75 BB.

TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol

Fnord

06-17-2005, 04:26 AM

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You are so running bad man. I hope you have the ability to stick to it, because your game is reasonably solid.

Take a break, play another game at trivial stakes. .5/1 6 max, $15 Turbo SnGs, 1/2 pineapple, 1/2 draw, $25 PLO, 1/2 stud, etc are all games I switch to when I need a brake from Hold'em.

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06-17-2005, 04:50 AM

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Tyler, try your luck at the $10 or the $20 LHE SNGs, if you've ever played the NL tournies then these are played the same way. If you get good enough at them then you may use them as a hedge against your other play. As they are pretty much dead money anyway.

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TylerK

06-17-2005, 04:55 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Fnord

While I obviously don't love losing, I still feel pretty good playing when things are going badly just because of how much I am still slowly but surely learning about LHE. I don't really go a night without feeling like I've improved my game.

That being said,
Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with Q

, Q

.
UTG calls, 2 folds, Hero raises, 2 folds, Button 3-bets, 1 fold, BB calls, UTG calls, Hero caps, Button calls, BB calls, UTG calls.

Flop: (16.50 SB) J

, 2

, 4

(4 players)
BB checks, UTG bets, Hero raises, Button calls, BB calls, UTG calls.

Turn: (12.25 BB) 9

(4 players)
BB bets, UTG raises, Hero folds, Button calls, BB calls.

Play continues with expected outcome.

TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol

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06-17-2005, 01:01 PM

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Hand #4 is just an example of the bad play your opponents have. He hit his miracle straight draw and check/calls on the river. I don't want to sound like a busted machine, but these things even out in the end. Stick to it, you're making the right moves

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06-17-2005, 01:29 PM

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i know how your feeling, i've been running so bad lately in 2/4 limit

fnords advice is the best .. i switched over to NL50 and its helping me settle my nerves and build my bankroll back up to where it was when i started 2/4.

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TylerK

06-18-2005, 01:03 AM

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*twitch*
Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with Q

, J

.
1 fold, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, Hero calls, 3 folds, BB checks.

Flop: (5.50 SB) Q

, 7

, J

(5 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, MP1 bets, MP2 calls, Hero raises, BB folds, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 calls.

Turn: (5.75 BB) 7

(3 players)
MP1 checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets, MP1 calls, MP2 raises, Hero calls, MP1 calls.

River: (11.75 BB) 8

(3 players)
MP1 checks, MP2 bets, Hero calls, MP1 folds.

Final Pot: 13.75 BB

Results in white below:
MP2 has 7s Jh (full house, sevens full of jacks).
Hero has Qh Jd (two pair, queens and jacks).
Outcome: MP2 wins 13.75 BB.

TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol

TylerK

06-18-2005, 01:05 AM

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*TWITCH TWITCH TWITCH*

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with Q

, A

.
4 folds, MP3 calls, CO calls, Hero raises, 2 folds, MP3 calls, CO folds.

Flop: (6.50 SB) T

, K

, J

(2 players)
MP3 bets, Hero calls.

Turn: (4.25 BB) A

(2 players)
MP3 bets, Hero raises, MP3 calls.

River: (8.25 BB) Q

(2 players)
MP3 bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 10.25 BB

Results in white below:
MP3 has 6c Ah (straight, ace high).
Hero has Qh Ad (straight, ace high).
Outcome: MP3 wins 5.12 BB. Hero wins 5.12 BB.

TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol

TylerK

06-18-2005, 01:34 AM

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Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with T

, A

.
UTG calls, 5 folds, CO calls, Hero raises, 2 folds, UTG calls, CO calls.

Flop: (7.50 SB) K

, 5

, T

(3 players)
UTG checks, CO checks, Hero bets, UTG folds, CO calls.

Turn: (4.75 BB) A

(2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets, CO calls.

River: (6.75 BB) 8

(2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets, CO raises, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 10.75 BB

Results in white below:
CO has 7d 6d (flush, ace high).
Hero has Ts Ac (two pair, aces and tens).
Outcome: CO wins 10.75 BB.

TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol

TylerK

06-18-2005, 04:36 AM

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/me freaks out

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A

, A

.
2 folds, Hero raises, 2 folds, CO calls, 2 folds, BB calls.

Flop: (6.50 SB) 5

, 6

, 3

(3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, CO folds, BB calls.

Turn: (4.25 BB) 3

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB calls.

River: (6.25 BB) 4

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 6.25 BB

Results in white below:
BB has 7s Ad (straight, seven high).
Hero has Ac Ah (two pair, aces and threes).
Outcome: BB wins 6.25 BB.

TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol

Fnord

06-18-2005, 02:02 PM

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You gotta bet that river.

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06-18-2005, 06:55 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Fnord

You gotta bet that river.

More like check behind and run away screaming am i rite

Seriously the river puts a 3rd flush card and a 4th straight card on the board, most of the time he's been donking to the river with one of those draws.

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TylerK

06-21-2005, 04:54 AM

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I'm not even posting hands from tonight. Just, if you like to hit 2-outers, come play against me, I guarantee you will catch your miracle every time I flop something.

TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol

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06-21-2005, 06:21 AM

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happens to everyone tyler, take a break and don't tilt any money off.

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06-21-2005, 01:42 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by TylerK

I'm not even posting hands from tonight. Just, if you like to hit 2-outers, come play against me, I guarantee you will catch your miracle every time I flop something.

PM me your table and I'll be there.

...I've busted gutshot before at .5/1 I give you a try too

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Fnord

06-21-2005, 06:41 PM

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Pass the whine, I was lucky to get away only down 11BB...

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (8 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is MP2 with 7

, 7

.
1 fold, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, Fnord raises, 3 folds, BB calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls.

Flop: (8.50 SB) 8

, 7

, 9

(4 players)
BB bets, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, Fnord raises, BB 3-bets, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, Fnord caps, BB calls, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls.

Turn: (12.25 BB) J

(4 players)
BB bets, UTG+1 folds, MP1 raises, Fnord calls, BB calls.

River: (18.25 BB) K

(3 players)
BB checks, MP1 bets, Fnord folds, BB raises, MP1 calls.

Final Pot: 22.25 BB

Results in white below:
BB has 8s As (flush, ace high).
MP1 has Qh Td (straight, king high).
Outcome: BB wins 22.25 BB.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is MP2 with 2

, 2

.
UTG calls, 2 folds, Fnord calls, MP3 calls, CO calls, Button calls, 1 fold, BB checks.

Flop: (6.50 SB) 2

, 5

, 7

(6 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Fnord bets, MP3 calls, CO calls, Button folds, BB folds, UTG folds.

Turn: (4.75 BB) Q

(3 players)
Fnord bets, MP3 folds, CO calls.

River: (6.75 BB) 9

(2 players)
Fnord bets, CO raises, Fnord calls.

Final Pot: 10.75 BB

Results in white below:
Fnord has 2d 2c (three of a kind, twos).
CO has 9d 9h (three of a kind, nines).
Outcome: CO wins 10.75 BB.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is MP2 with 4

, 4

.
1 fold, UTG+1 calls, 1 fold, Fnord calls, 1 fold, CO calls, 1 fold, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (5 SB) Q

, 4

, T

(5 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG+1 bets, Fnord calls, CO folds, SB folds, BB calls.

Turn: (4 BB) 3

(3 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 bets, Fnord raises, BB folds, UTG+1 calls.

River: (8 BB) A

(2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Fnord bets, UTG+1 raises, Fnord calls.

Final Pot: 12 BB

Results in white below:
UTG+1 has Jh Ks (straight, ace high).
Fnord has 4s 4c (three of a kind, fours).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins 12 BB.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is BB with A

, A

. UTG+1 posts a blind of $2.
1 fold, UTG+1 (poster) checks, 2 folds, MP2 calls, 1 fold, CO calls, 1 fold, SB completes, Fnord raises, UTG+1 calls, MP2 calls, CO calls, SB calls.

Flop: (10 SB) 4

, 9

, 7

(5 players)
SB checks, Fnord bets, UTG+1 calls, MP2 folds, CO calls, SB folds.

Turn: (6.50 BB) T

(3 players)
Fnord bets, UTG+1 calls, CO calls.

River: (9.50 BB) 5

(3 players)
Fnord bets, UTG+1 calls, CO raises, Fnord calls, UTG+1 folds.

Final Pot: 14.50 BB

Results in white below:
Fnord has As Ac (one pair, aces).
CO has 5c 5h (three of a kind, fives).
Outcome: CO wins 14.50 BB.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (8 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is UTG with Q

, Q

.
Fnord raises, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, 3 folds, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (10 SB) K

, J

, 9

(5 players)
SB checks, BB bets, Fnord raises, UTG+1 calls, MP1 folds, SB folds, BB calls.

Turn: (8 BB) 8

(3 players)
BB checks, Fnord bets, UTG+1 calls, BB calls.

River: (11 BB) 4

(3 players)
BB checks, Fnord checks, UTG+1 checks.

Final Pot: 11 BB

Results in white below:
BB has Kh Qc (one pair, kings).
Fnord has Qh Qs (one pair, queens).
UTG+1 has As Th (high card, ace).
Outcome: BB wins 11 BB.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is MP2 with 6

, 5

. CO posts a blind of $2.
UTG calls, 1 fold, MP1 calls, Fnord calls, MP3 calls, CO (poster) checks, 1 fold, SB completes, BB checks.

Flop: (7 SB) 9

, 3

, 7

(7 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG checks, MP1 checks, Fnord bets, MP3 calls, CO calls, SB folds, BB calls, UTG folds, MP1 folds.

Turn: (5.50 BB) Q

(4 players)
BB checks, Fnord bets, MP3 folds, CO calls, BB folds.

River: (7.50 BB) K

(2 players)
Fnord bets, CO calls.

Final Pot: 9.50 BB

Results in white below:
Fnord has 6d 5d (high card, king).
CO has Kd Ad (one pair, kings).
Outcome: CO wins 9.50 BB.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is CO with A

, 9

. UTG posts a blind of $2. Fnord posts a blind of $2.
UTG (poster) checks, Fnord (poster) raises, 2 folds, BB calls, UTG calls.

Flop: (6.50 SB) 8

, 4

, 2

(4 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Fnord bets, BB folds, UTG calls.

Turn: (4.25 BB) 3

(3 players)
UTG bets, Fnord calls.

River: (6.25 BB) 5

(3 players)
UTG bets, Fnord calls.

Final Pot: 8.25 BB

Results in white below:
UTG has 6h Ac (straight, six high).
MP doesn't show.
Fnord has As 9h (straight, five high).
Outcome: UTG wins 8.25 BB.

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06-21-2005, 07:49 PM

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Welcome to my thread!

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06-22-2005, 05:59 AM

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Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (7 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with A

, A

. UTG posts a blind of $3.
UTG (poster) checks, 3 folds, Button calls, SB completes, Hero raises, UTG calls, Button calls, SB calls.

Flop: (8 SB) J

, 6

, 2

(4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, UTG calls, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: (6 BB) 4

(4 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, UTG calls, Button folds, SB 3-bets, Hero donks it up in a desparate attempt to cling to the hope that his hand is still good.

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (8 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is SB with T

, T

. UTG+1 posts a blind of $3. MP2 posts a blind of $3.
1 fold, UTG+1 (poster) raises, 2 folds, CO 3-bets, 1 fold, Hero caps, 1 fold, UTG+1 calls, CO calls.

Flop: (14 SB) 5

, 4

, 7

(3 players)
Hero bets, UTG+1 raises, CO calls $1 (All-In), Hero 3-bets, UTG+1 caps, Hero is completely screwed.

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is SB with A

, J

.
4 folds, MP3 raises, 2 folds, Hero misclicks, 1 fold, MP3 calls.

Flop: (7 SB) A

, 7

, 5

(2 players)
Hero bets, MP3 raises, Hero 3-bets, MP3 caps, Hero calls.

Turn: (7.50 BB) 2

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets, Hero calls.

River: (9.50 BB) 5

(2 players)
Hero checks, MP3 bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 11.50 BB

Results in white below:
MP3 has Ac 5c (full house, fives full of duh).
Hero has As Jd (two pair, aces and fives).
Outcome: MP3 wins 11.50 BB.

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is Button with A

, Q

.
5 folds, MP3 raises, 1 fold, Hero calls, 1 fold, BB calls.

Flop: (6.33 SB) T

, 3

, 4

(3 players)
BB bets, MP3 folds, Hero calls.

Turn: (4.16 BB) A

(2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB raises, Hero calls.

River: (8.16 BB) 8

(2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 10.16 BB

Results in white below:
BB has 4d Ac (two pair, aces and what the fucking hell).
Hero has As Qs (one pair, aces).
Outcome: BB wins 10.16 BB.

TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol

TylerK

06-22-2005, 06:29 AM

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Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (6 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

, A

.
UTG calls, Hero raises, 3 folds, UTG calls.

Flop: (5.33 SB) 3

, Q

, 6

(3 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets, UTG calls.

Turn: (3.66 BB) 9

(3 players)
UTG bets, Hero calls.

River: (5.66 BB) A

(3 players)
UTG checks, Hero checks.

Final Pot: 5.66 BB

Results in white below:
UTG has Tc Jd (flush, ace high).
MP doesn't show.
Hero has As Ac (three of a kind, aces).
Outcome: UTG wins 5.66 BB.

TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol

TylerK

06-22-2005, 06:43 AM

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What the hell, really

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (8 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K

, K

. MP2 posts a blind of $3.
2 folds, Hero raises, MP2 (poster) calls, 2 folds, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (8 SB) 8

, J

, 5

(4 players)
SB bets, BB folds, Hero raises, MP2 folds, SB calls.

Turn: (6 BB) Q

(2 players)
Hero calls.

River: (6.37 BB) A

(2 players)

Final Pot: 6.37 BB

Results in white below: [color:#FFFFFF]
Hero has Kd Kc (one pair, kings).
SB has Qc 5c (two pair, queens and fives).
Outcome: SB wins 6.37 BB. [/color]

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TylerK

06-22-2005, 06:59 AM

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Let's do another one, I swear this isn't boring yet.

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

, A

.
6 folds, Hero raises, 2 folds, BB calls.

Flop: (4.33 SB) 6

, 7

, 9

(2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB calls.

Turn: (4.16 BB) 9

(2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB calls.

River: (8.16 BB) 8

(2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 10.16 BB

Results in white below:
BB has 8c 8d (full house, eights full of nines).
Hero has Ac Ah (two pair, aces and nines).
Outcome: BB wins 10.16 BB.

TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol

TylerK

06-23-2005, 06:19 AM

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WHY WON'T IT STOP

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG+1 with A

, Q

.
1 fold, Hero raises, MP1 calls, 4 folds, SB 3-bets, 1 fold, Hero calls, MP1 calls.

Flop: (10 SB) 5

, J

, A

(3 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, MP1 folds, SB calls.

Turn: (7 BB) 3

(2 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB calls.

River: (11 BB) T

(2 players)
SB bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 13 BB

Results in white below:
SB has Qd Ks (straight, ace high).
Hero has Ah Qs (one pair, aces).
Outcome: SB wins 13 BB.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with A

, J

.
2 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, Hero raises, 2 folds, SB calls, BB calls, MP1 folds, MP2 calls.

Flop: (9 SB) 3

, 5

, T

(4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets, SB folds, BB raises, MP2 folds, Hero calls.

Turn: (6.50 BB) A

(2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB calls.

River: (10.50 BB) 2

(2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 12.50 BB

Results in white below:
BB has 4d 3d (straight, five high).
Hero has As Jh (one pair, aces).
Outcome: BB wins 12.50 BB.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with K

, K

.
1 fold, UTG+1 calls, 1 fold, MP2 calls, 1 fold, CO calls, 1 fold, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG+1 folds, MP2 folds, CO calls, SB calls.

Flop: (11 SB) A

, 8

, T

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, CO calls, SB calls.

Turn: (7 BB) T

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, CO calls, SB calls.

River: (10 BB) 7

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, CO bets, SB calls, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 13 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has Kd Kh (two pair, kings and tens).
CO has 9c 6c (straight, ten high).
SB has 9d 9s (two pair, tens and nines).
Outcome: CO wins 13 BB.

TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol

TylerK

06-23-2005, 10:40 PM

#25 (permalink)

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Quote:

Originally Posted by elipsesjeff

Yeah, so that's fun...the same horrendous play that I'm losing tons of money to in ring games is now just knocking me out of tournaments.

TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol

TylerK

06-24-2005, 12:24 AM

#26 (permalink)

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whywhywhywhywhy

PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP with 6

, A

.
UTG calls, Hero raises, 1 fold, Button calls, 1 fold, BB calls, UTG calls.

Flop: (8.50 SB) 2

, Q

, 9

(4 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets, Button calls, BB folds, UTG calls.

Turn: (5.75 BB) 4

(3 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets, Button raises, UTG folds, Hero 3-bets, Button caps, Hero calls.

River: (13.75 BB) Q

(2 players)
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero 3-bets, Button caps, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 21.75 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has 6c Ac (flush, ace high).
Button has Qd Qs (four of a kind, queens).
Outcome: Button wins 21.75 BB.

TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol

TylerK

06-24-2005, 12:48 AM

#27 (permalink)

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PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (6 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4

, 3

.
UTG calls, 2 folds, Button calls, SB completes, Hero checks.

Flop: (4 SB) 3

, 3

, 7

(4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG bets, Button raises, SB calls, Hero 3-bets, UTG calls, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: (8 BB) 7

(4 players)

RIGGED

TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol

gutshot

06-24-2005, 04:00 AM

#28 (permalink)

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Posts: 608

I wanna play....

Party Poker 0.5/1 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with A

, A

.
3 folds, Hero raises, MP3 calls, CO 3-bets, 3 folds, Hero caps, MP3 calls, CO calls.

Flop: (13.50 SB) 8

, 2

(3 players)
Hero bets, MP3 calls, CO raises, Hero 3-bets, MP3 calls, CO caps, Hero calls, MP3 calls.

Turn: (12.75 BB) 6

(3 players)
Hero bets, MP3 folds, CO raises, Hero calls.

River: (16.75 BB) K

(2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 18.75 BB

CO rivers g00t!

-jay

"i think the biggest leak in my game is using 2nd level thinking against players who can't think on the first level." -Renton

TylerK

06-24-2005, 04:50 AM

#29 (permalink)

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gutshot

I wanna play....

Won't you have some?

TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol

TylerK

06-24-2005, 05:06 AM

#30 (permalink)

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IT HURTS SO MUCH

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (7 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with A

, A

. MP2 posts a blind of $2.
1 fold, Hero raises, 3 folds, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (7 SB) 4

, J

, K

(3 players)
SB checks, BB bets, Hero raises, SB calls, BB calls.

Turn: (6.50 BB) 4

(3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, SB raises, BB folds, Hero calls.

River: (10.50 BB) J

(2 players)
SB bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 12.50 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has Ac As (two pair, aces and jacks).
SB has Ah 5h (flush, ace high).
Outcome: SB wins 12.50 BB.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is CO with A

, A

.
2 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 calls, 1 fold, Hero raises, 3 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 calls.

Flop: (7.50 SB) K

, 8

, 6

(3 players)
MP1 checks, MP2 bets, Hero raises, MP1 folds, MP2 calls.

Turn: (5.75 BB) 7

(2 players)
MP2 checks, Hero bets, MP2 raises, Hero calls.

River: (9.75 BB) T

(2 players)
MP2 bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 11.75 BB

Results in white below:
MP2 has 8c 7s (two pair, eights and sevens).
Hero has Ac Ah (one pair, aces).
Outcome: MP2 wins 11.75 BB.

TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol

TylerK

06-29-2005, 01:12 AM

#31 (permalink)

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OK seriously, why is this still happening and how do I make it stop?

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (8 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with J

, J

. UTG+1 posts a blind of $2.
1 fold, UTG+1 (poster) checks, 2 folds, CO calls, 1 fold, SB completes, Hero raises, UTG+1 calls, CO calls, SB calls.

Flop: (8 SB) J

, K

, Q

(4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, UTG+1 folds, CO calls, SB calls.

Turn: (5.50 BB) 8

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, CO raises, SB calls, Hero calls.

River: (11.50 BB) A

(3 players)
SB calls $4 (All-In), Hero calls, CO raises, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 16.50 BB

Results in white below:
SB has Ks 4d (one pair, kings).
Hero has Jd Jc (three of a kind, jacks).
CO has 9s Td (straight, ace high).
Outcome: CO wins 16.50 BB.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (7 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG with T

, T

.
Hero raises, MP1 calls, CO 3-bets, Button calls, 2 folds, Hero calls, MP1 calls.

Flop: (13.50 SB) 6

, 3

, 4

(5 players)
Hero bets, MP1 calls, CO raises, Button folds, Hero 3-bets, MP1 calls, CO calls.

Turn: (11.25 BB) 6

(4 players)
Hero bets, MP1 calls, CO calls.

River: (14.25 BB) 8

(4 players)
Hero bets, MP1 raises, CO folds, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 18.25 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has Ts Th (two pair, tens and sixes).
MP1 has 8d 8h (full house, eights full of sixes).
MP2 doesn't show.
Outcome: MP1 wins 18.25 BB.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (7 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG with J

, K

.
Hero raises, 2 folds, CO calls, Button calls, SB calls, 1 fold.

Flop: (9 SB) K

, 3

, 5

(4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, CO calls, Button folds, SB calls.

Turn: (6 BB) 9

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, CO calls, SB raises, Hero calls, CO calls.

River: (12 BB) Q

(3 players)
SB bets, Hero calls, CO calls.

Final Pot: 15 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has Jd Kd (one pair, kings).
CO has 9d Kh (two pair, kings and nines).
SB has 5d 7h (one pair, fives).
Outcome: CO wins 15 BB.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with K

, K

.
1 fold, UTG+1 calls, Hero raises, 5 folds, BB calls, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: (6.50 SB) 3

, J

, 8

(3 players)
BB checks, UTG+1 checks, Hero bets, BB folds, UTG+1 calls.

Turn: (4.25 BB) 4

(2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets, UTG+1 calls.

River: (6.25 BB) 5

(2 players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets, UTG+1 raises, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 10.25 BB

Results in white below:
UTG+1 has Ac 7c (flush, ace high).
Hero has Ks Kh (one pair, kings).
Outcome: UTG+1 wins 10.25 BB.

TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol

TylerK

06-29-2005, 02:28 AM

#32 (permalink)

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Please, PLEASE make it stop

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (8 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is CO with K

, A

.
UTG calls, 2 folds, MP2 calls, Hero raises, Button calls, SB calls, 1 fold, UTG calls, MP2 calls.

Flop: (11 SB) J

, 5

, K

(5 players)
SB checks, UTG checks, MP2 bets, Hero raises, Button folds, SB folds, UTG calls, MP2 calls.

Turn: (8.50 BB) 2

(3 players)
UTG checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets, UTG calls, MP2 folds.

River: (10.50 BB) 9

(2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets, UTG raises, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 14.50 BB

TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol

TylerK

06-29-2005, 03:37 AM

#33 (permalink)

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STOP SPIKING YOUR GODDAMNED SHITTY KICKERS YOU ASSHOLES

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is UTG+2 with K

, A

.
2 folds, Hero raises, 4 folds, Button calls, 1 fold, BB calls.

Flop: (6.50 SB) 5

, K

, 3

(3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, Button calls, BB calls.

Turn: (4.75 BB) T

(3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, Button calls, BB raises, Hero 3-bets, Button calls, BB caps, Hero calls, Button calls.

River: (16.75 BB) 4

(3 players)
Hero calls, Button calls.

Final Pot: 17.62 BB

TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol

TylerK

06-29-2005, 03:41 AM

#34 (permalink)

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He can't possibly have AT. Please don't have AT. Come on, please don't have AT. Shit.

Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (8 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q

, K

.
3 folds, MP2 calls, Hero raises, 1 fold, SB calls, 1 fold, MP2 calls.

Flop: (7 SB) T

, J

, 6

(3 players)
SB checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets, SB calls, MP2 calls.

Turn: (5 BB) T

(3 players)
SB checks, MP2 checks, Hero checks.

River: (5 BB) A

(3 players)
SB checks, MP2 checks, Hero bets, SB raises, MP2 folds, Hero 3-bets, SB calls.

Final Pot: 11 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has Qd Kc (straight, ace high).
SB has Tc Ah (full house, tens full of aces).
Outcome: SB wins 11 BB.

TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol

TylerK

06-29-2005, 05:29 AM

#35 (permalink)

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Call 3 cold with K5s, sure why not let's gamb0l GODDAMNIT AND OTHER OBSCENITIES
Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is MP1 with Q

, Q

.
UTG calls, 1 fold, UTG+2 raises, Hero 3-bets, 1 fold, MP3 calls, 4 folds, UTG folds, UTG+2 calls.

Flop: (11.50 SB) 2

, 4

, 7

(3 players)
UTG+2 bets, Hero raises, MP3 calls, UTG+2 calls.

Turn: (8.75 BB) J

(3 players)
UTG+2 checks, Hero bets, MP3 calls, UTG+2 calls.

River: (11.75 BB) 8

(3 players)
UTG+2 checks, Hero bets, MP3 raises, UTG+2 folds, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 15.75 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has Qs Qh (one pair, queens).
MP3 has 5h Kh (flush, king high).
Outcome: MP3 wins 15.75 BB.

TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol

TylerK

06-29-2005, 09:26 PM

#36 (permalink)

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I thought this thread was somewhat grimly funny, but I guess it's just dumb and counterproductive. Can we delete it? (Fnord?)

TylerK: its just gambling if i want to worry about money i'll go to work lol

Phyl

06-29-2005, 09:45 PM

#37 (permalink)

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Location: Texas

Posts: 396

Quote:

Originally Posted by TylerK

I thought this thread was somewhat grimly funny, but I guess it's just dumb and counterproductive. Can we delete it? (Fnord?)

I actually thought it was pretty funny. But funny as in tragic funny seeing you get pwned over and over and the fact that it so clearly pissed you off.

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