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Fnord

02-19-2005, 11:56 AM Post subject: More fishiness (humor)

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Fnord is an unknown quantity at this point

You got to admire his persistence...

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (8 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is Button with A

, K

.
2 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 raises, 1 fold, Fnord 3-bets, 2 folds, MP1 folds, MP2 calls.

Flop: (8.33 SB) 2

, 2

, A

(2 players)
MP2 bets, Fnord raises, MP2 calls.

Turn: (6.16 BB) 5

(2 players)
MP2 bets, Fnord raises, MP2 calls.

River: (10.16 BB) 6

(2 players)
MP2 bets, Fnord raises, MP2 calls.

Final Pot: 14.16 BB

Results in white below:
MP2 has Qc Td (one pair, twos).
Fnord has As Ks (two pair, aces and twos).
Outcome: Fnord wins 14.16 BB.

Get yer LAgg on!

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (4 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is Button with K

, T

.
UTG raises, Fnord 3-bets, 2 folds, UTG calls.

Flop: (7.33 SB) 8

, 6

, 9

(2 players)
UTG checks, Fnord bets, UTG folds.

Final Pot: 4.16 BB

Results in white below:
No showdown. Fnord wins 4.16 BB.

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is MP1 with 3

, 3

.
1 fold, UTG+1 raises, Fnord 3-bets, 4 folds, SB calls $1 (All-In), 1 fold, UTG+1 calls.

Flop: (7.66 SB) T

, 5

, 4

(3 players, 1 all-in)
UTG+1 checks, Fnord bets, UTG+1 folds.

Turn: (4.33 BB) 5

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (4.33 BB) Q

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: 4.33 BB

Results in white below:
SB has 5s 5d (four of a kind, fives).
Fnord has 3d 3s (two pair, fives and threes).
Outcome: Fnord wins 3 BB. SB wins 1.33 BB.

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (8 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is MP1 with A

, Q

.
2 folds, Fnord raises, 4 folds, BB 3-bets, Fnord caps, BB calls.

Flop: (8.33 SB) 6

, 7

, 5

(2 players)
BB bets, Fnord calls.

Turn: (5.16 BB) 9

(2 players)
BB bets, Fnord calls.

River: (7.16 BB) A

(2 players)
BB bets, Fnord raises, BB calls.

Final Pot: 11.16 BB

Results in white below:
BB has 2c Ac (one pair, aces).
Fnord has Ah Qs (one pair, aces).
Outcome: Fnord wins 11.16 BB.

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is CO with 2

, A

.
5 folds, Fnord raises, 1 fold, SB calls, BB 3-bets, Fnord calls, SB calls.

Flop: (9 SB) 3

, 8

, 5

(3 players)
SB checks, BB bets, Fnord raises, SB folds, BB 3-bets, Fnord calls.

Turn: (7.50 BB) 7

(2 players)
BB checks, Fnord bets, BB calls.

River: (9.50 BB) 6

(2 players)
BB checks, Fnord bets, BB folds.

Final Pot: 10.50 BB

Results in white below:
Fnord has 2s As (flush, ace high).
Outcome: Fnord wins 10.50 BB.

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is UTG+1 with 7

, 7

.
1 fold, Fnord raises, 3 folds, CO calls, 2 folds, BB calls.

Flop: (6.33 SB) 6

, T

, 4

(3 players)
BB checks, Fnord bets, CO calls, BB calls.

Turn: (4.66 BB) T

(3 players)
BB checks, Fnord bets, CO raises, BB folds, Fnord calls.

River: (8.66 BB) 4

(2 players)
Fnord checks, CO bets, Fnord calls.

Final Pot: 10.66 BB

Results in white below:
Fnord has 7d 7c (two pair, tens and sevens).
CO has Jc Qd (two pair, tens and fours).
Outcome: Fnord wins 10.66 BB.

Cue up Mike Sexton, he's ALL-IN folks!

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (5 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is Button with K

, 8

.
1 fold, MP calls, Fnord raises, 2 folds, MP calls $5 (All-In), Fnord calls.

Flop: (6.66 SB) 5

, 9

, Q

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (3.33 BB) 6

(2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (3.33 BB) 4

(2 players, 1 all-in)

Final Pot: 3.33 BB

Results in white below:
MP has 3h 2h (flush, queen high).
Fnord has Kc 8c (high card, king).
Outcome: MP wins 3.33 BB.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBvge-c2_Xg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Xz8aLuD7Y

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02-19-2005, 12:03 PM

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Rofl, I love both of the QJo and QTo river calls.

That's comedy right there

Fnord

02-19-2005, 12:04 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by dwarfman

Rofl, I love both of the QJo and QTo river calls.

That's comedy right there

For the record QJo bet the river and I called with my 7s...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBvge-c2_Xg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Xz8aLuD7Y

02-19-2005, 12:08 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Fnord

Quote:

Originally Posted by dwarfman

Rofl, I love both of the QJo and QTo river calls.

That's comedy right there

For the record QJo bet the river and I called with my 7s...

Even better!

Fnord

02-19-2005, 12:29 PM

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Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (4 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is UTG with T

, T

.
Fnord raises, 2 folds, BB 3-bets, Fnord caps, BB calls.

Flop: (8.33 SB) 8

, 5

, 3

(2 players)
BB bets, Fnord raises, BB 3-bets, Fnord calls.

Turn: (7.16 BB) K

(2 players)
BB bets, Fnord calls.

River: (9.16 BB) J

(2 players)
BB bets, Fnord calls.

Final Pot: 11.16 BB

Results in white below:
BB has As Jc (one pair, jacks).
Fnord has Td Ts (one pair, tens).
Outcome: BB wins 11.16 BB.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBvge-c2_Xg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Xz8aLuD7Y

Tripps7

02-19-2005, 04:30 PM

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More fish comedy....

Absolute Poker 1/2 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is BB with J

, A

. CO posts a blind of $1.
5 folds, CO (poster) checks, Button calls, SB completes, Hero raises, CO calls, Button calls, SB calls.

Flop: (8 SB) 8

, T

, Q

(4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, CO folds, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: (5.50 BB) K

(3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, Button raises, SB folds, Hero 3-bets, Button caps, Hero calls.

River: (12.50 BB) 6

(2 players)
Hero bets, Button raises, Hero 3-bets, Button caps, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 19.50 BB

Results in white below:
Hero has Jh Ac (straight, ace high).
Button has Qd Kd (two pair, kings and queens).
Outcome: Hero wins 19.50 BB.

Yeldud

02-19-2005, 04:57 PM

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Fnord:
In your original post, hand 2 - why 3 bet with KTo? Typically this is not a hand I will 3 bet pre-flop or am I just being too tight?

Yeldud

If you put all your faith in the river, you are up shit's creek

Sed

02-19-2005, 05:40 PM

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He was throwing in a little bit of loose aggressive play to screw with them...

Fnord

02-19-2005, 08:03 PM

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That player was nearly raising any 2.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBvge-c2_Xg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Xz8aLuD7Y

Fnord

02-20-2005, 01:18 AM

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Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is SB with K

, Q

.
5 folds, MP3 calls, CO raises, 1 fold, Fnord 3-bets, 1 fold, MP3 calls, CO caps, Fnord calls, MP3 calls.

Flop: (13 SB) K

, J

, Q

(3 players)
Fnord bets, MP3 calls, CO raises, Fnord 3-bets, MP3 calls, CO caps, Fnord calls, MP3 calls.

Turn: (12.50 BB) K

(3 players)
Fnord bets, MP3 raises, CO 3-bets, Fnord caps, MP3 calls, CO calls.

River: (24.50 BB) 9

(3 players)
Fnord bets, MP3 raises, CO 3-bets, Fnord caps, MP3 calls, CO calls.

Final Pot: 36.50 BB

Results in white below:
Fnord has Kd Qd (full house, kings full of queens).
MP3 has Kc Td (straight, king high).
CO has As 9c (two pair, kings and nines).
Outcome: Fnord wins 36.50 BB.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBvge-c2_Xg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Xz8aLuD7Y

guitarhero14

02-20-2005, 07:32 PM

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wow that last one was a huge pot, CO is a retard. lol nice job. More incentive for me to move up.

-guitar

Gatorcon

02-20-2005, 07:37 PM

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I had one too.

Party Poker 1/2 Hold'em (9 handed) converter

Preflop: Hero is SB with Ks, Ad.
UTG calls, 4 folds, CO raises, 1 fold, Hero 3-bets, 1 fold, UTG calls, CO calls.

Flop: (10 SB) As, Ts, 8c (3 players)
Hero bets, UTG calls, CO calls.

Turn: (6.50 BB) 2s (3 players)
Hero bets, UTG calls, CO folds.

River: (8.50 BB) 3h (2 players)
Hero bets, UTG raises, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 12.50 BB

You'll never guess what he called a PFR and continued to call with?

P.S. What format do you use for the converter, I used HTML and I can't get it to look right ?

rob6597

02-20-2005, 07:42 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gatorcon

You'll never guess what he called a PFR and continued to call with.

32o?

guitarhero14

02-20-2005, 09:10 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gatorcon

P.S. What format do you use for the converter, I used HTML and I can't get it to look right ?

change the colors to [color=blue] or red or whatever color you need.

-guitar

Chicago_Kid

02-21-2005, 12:26 AM

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God, what a play By CO...must have Been drinking.

"Been gone so long, forgot how to poker"

Fnord

02-21-2005, 12:47 AM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gatorcon

You'll never guess what he called a PFR and continued to call with?

You're right, we won't. So why ask such a lame question?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBvge-c2_Xg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Xz8aLuD7Y

Gatorcon

02-21-2005, 02:11 AM

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Sorry to irritate you Fnord ?

CJK123 shows [ 4d, 5c ] a straight, ace to five.
Gatorcon007 doesn't show [ Ks, Ad ] a pair of aces.
CJK123 wins $24 from the main pot with a straight, ace to five.

rmariani

02-21-2005, 11:57 AM

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45!
omg...
I know this are the kind of players that gives you money, but still I get so anoyed when I loose like that

I need some anger management of some kind!

Gatorcon

02-21-2005, 03:52 PM

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Yea, I added him to my buddy list and hope he continues to play like that.

Autocratic

02-21-2005, 07:48 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Fnord

Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is SB with K

, Q

.
5 folds, MP3 calls, CO raises, 1 fold, Fnord 3-bets, 1 fold, MP3 calls, CO caps, Fnord calls, MP3 calls.

Flop: (13 SB) K

, J

, Q

(3 players)
Fnord bets, MP3 calls, CO raises, Fnord 3-bets, MP3 calls, CO caps, Fnord calls, MP3 calls.

Turn: (12.50 BB) K

(3 players)
Fnord bets, MP3 raises, CO 3-bets, Fnord caps, MP3 calls, CO calls.

River: (24.50 BB) 9

CO was just waiting for that ten on the river! No need to diss him!

Fnord

02-22-2005, 01:50 AM

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Party Poker 3/6 Hold'em (10 handed) converter

Preflop: Fnord is Button with A

, 7

.
5 folds, MP3 calls, 1 fold, Fnord raises, SB calls, 1 fold, MP3 calls.

Flop: (7 SB) K

, 9

, 7

(3 players)
SB checks, MP3 checks, Fnord bets, SB calls, MP3 calls.

Turn: (5 BB) 2

(3 players)
SB checks, MP3 bets, Fnord raises, SB folds, MP3 calls.

River: (9 BB) 2

(2 players)
MP3 bets, Fnord calls.

Final Pot: 11 BB

Results in white below:
MP3 has 2s 7s (full house, twos full of sevens).
Fnord has Ac 7d (two pair, sevens and twos).
Outcome: MP3 wins 11 BB.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBvge-c2_Xg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Xz8aLuD7Y

Ayce

02-22-2005, 02:09 AM

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Yes I couldn't believe players could be this fishy at 3/6 until I gave it a try. However, I also saw one of these fish go from $70 up to $210 then go to 5/10 and take the $210 up to $600 and then log off.

A $530 profit for playing the complete maniac and it took the player very little time to do it. Not surprising when you are capping with any two cards and then hitting a large percentage of the time.

He even had one of the 5/10 players berating him and asking how he knew he was going to river the exact card he needed.

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