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pokerfanatic
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09-11-2005, 08:49 PM
Post subject: Laggest Player I have EVER Seen
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4-of-a-Kind
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Plays at PokerRoom Known 1/2 maybe other levels: tommyhoang
100 hands | 98.00 VP$IP | 100.00 VP$IPSB | 43.00 PFR | 71.43 Att. 2 Steal | 46.88 W2SD | 1.29 AF (was more aggressive post flop but started getting passive after loosing a hole shit load of money) I have him down $160 at 1/2 in 100 hands 
The best hand I have him showing down is AQo Now if anyone can find a looser aggressive donk then this by all mean please post their stats...
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"Poker is a lot like sex, peoples perceived ability usually blinds the truth" ~ me ~
"God bless him. Got to bet big to win big! GAMB00L!!!" ~ Fnord
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arkana
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Full House
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I wonder what two hands he folded?
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Originally Posted by arkana
I wonder what two hands he folded?
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Probably timed out or something.
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pokerfanatic
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reloading must likely
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“Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today.” ~ James Dean ~
"Poker is a lot like sex, peoples perceived ability usually blinds the truth" ~ me ~
"God bless him. Got to bet big to win big! GAMB00L!!!" ~ Fnord
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jmontis
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oh thats nothing, I saw a guy dump $1600 at a $100 NL table about 2 months ago, I managed to get about $300 worth when I got aces
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take your ego out of the equation and judge the situation dispassionately
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Shark Bait
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Flush
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OK I meant to ask this in another thread sometime, but how the F*** are there players this bad??? I mean I had a couple runs of horrible play before I actually tried to get better, but there just seems to be a never ending stream of these awful players.
With all the websites like this and all the books out there, I'm just shocked that players still play like morons.
Whatever it is, it's good for business. 
I think I should write a poker book. It will have strategies like:
You want to see every flop, because you never know when you will flop four of a kind!
Call down with any pair, other players are usually bluffing.
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<a500lbgorilla> Limit is poker with training wheels!
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jmontis
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Originally Posted by Shark Bait
OK I meant to ask this in another thread sometime, but how the F*** are there players this bad??? I mean I had a couple runs of horrible play before I actually tried to get better, but there just seems to be a never ending stream of these awful players.
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I'd say there are 3 types of players:
pros - some make a living or add a substantial amount to their incomes
intermediate players - play regularly, but never accumilate much or have losing tendencies
pleasure players - play seldom enough that it is purely recreation. These guys are your producers in games, and you should do everything in your power to make them feel welcome and have a good time, because you will most likely end up with their money.
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take your ego out of the equation and judge the situation dispassionately
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ihategnomes
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Shouldnt this be in tales of poker?
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Field mice are fast, but owls can see in the dark.
<Bbickes> i still wanna know if the thing in your avatar is a real chick or not
<Bbickes> or am i e-crushing a dude
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Fnord
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I took $500 off a guy playing 5/10 6 max. One hand in particular I open-limp T9s on the button, he raises from the BB (2 cards.) Flop is 2 pair and I either turned or rivered a boat. Capitty cap cap all the way.
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jmontis
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Originally Posted by Fnord
I took $500 off a guy playing 5/10 6 max. One hand in particular I open-limp T9s on the button, he raises from the BB (2 cards.) Flop is 2 pair and I either turned or rivered a boat. Capitty cap cap all the way.
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any reason for the open limp, other than you wanting him to gamble with you when you have a pretty good hand?
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take your ego out of the equation and judge the situation dispassionately
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Shark Bait
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Flush
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Originally Posted by jmontis
pleasure players - play seldom enough that it is purely recreation. These guys are your producers in games, and you should do everything in your power to make them feel welcome and have a good time, because you will most likely end up with their money.
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I agree with this and it always pisses me off when a moron wins the hand, and a decent player complains to him or calls him names or tells him that he shouldn't have called for whatever reason. What are you stupid? You want these morons playing with you...
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<a500lbgorilla> Limit is poker with training wheels!
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pokerfanatic
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if fnord wants to move it to tales i don't care...
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“Dream as if you’ll live forever. Live as if you’ll die today.” ~ James Dean ~
"Poker is a lot like sex, peoples perceived ability usually blinds the truth" ~ me ~
"God bless him. Got to bet big to win big! GAMB00L!!!" ~ Fnord
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Fnord
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Originally Posted by jmontis
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Originally Posted by Fnord
I took $500 off a guy playing 5/10 6 max. One hand in particular I open-limp T9s on the button, he raises from the BB (2 cards.) Flop is 2 pair and I either turned or rivered a boat. Capitty cap cap all the way.
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any reason for the open limp, other than you wanting him to gamble with you when you have a pretty good hand? |
I ruled out raising and folding, hence I had to call.
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