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The_Punch76
Old 10-02-2006, 04:20 PM     Post subject: Heck, look at these mofo`s #1 (permalink)  
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Imma got some money from my Aunt, I put it on this site, and Imma not believin what tools play on there.
Chase this chit all day long buddy

Texas Hold'em $10-$20 (real money), hand #1,079,352,998
Table Coccyx, 1 Oct 2006 08:32 PM
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Seat 1: craigo6x ($808.90 in chips)
Seat 2: Punchy [KH,AH] ($1302.65 in chips)
Seat 3: green.machin ($194.35 in chips)
Seat 4: Dark. .Horse ($399.90 in chips)
Seat 5: irazema1979 ($403.65 in chips)
Seat 6: tdeet ($1102.05 in chips)
Seat 7: Chanel101 ($846.05 in chips)
Seat 9: Utahdude ($1209.90 in chips)
Seat 10: Samnsara ($2104.10 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
irazema1979 posts blind ($5), tdeet posts blind ($10).

PRE-FLOP
Chanel101 calls $10, Utahdude calls $10, Samnsara folds, craigo6x folds, Punchy bets $20, green.machin calls $20, Dark. .Horse folds, irazema1979 folds, tdeet calls $10, Chanel101 calls $10, Utahdude calls $10.

FLOP [board cards AD,AS,QH ]
tdeet checks, Chanel101 checks, Utahdude checks, Punchy bets $10, green.machin calls $10, tdeet folds, Chanel101 calls $10, Utahdude calls $10.

TURN [board cards AD,AS,QH,KC ]
Chanel101 checks, Utahdude checks, Punchy bets $20, green.machin calls $20, Chanel101 bets $40, Utahdude folds, Punchy bets $40, green.machin calls $40, Chanel101 calls $20.

RIVER [board cards AD,AS,QH,KC,8S ]
Chanel101 checks, Punchy bets $20, green.machin calls $20, Chanel101 calls $20.

SHOWDOWN
Punchy shows [ KH,AH ]
green.machin mucks cards [ 10H,JC ]
Chanel101 mucks cards [ 10D,JD ]
Punchy wins $385.
SUMMARY
Dealer: Dark. .Horse
Pot: $385, (including rake: $1)
craigo6x, loses $0
Punchy, bets $110, collects $385, net $275
green.machin, loses $110
Dark. .Horse, loses $0
irazema1979, loses $5
tdeet, loses $10
Chanel101, loses $110
Utahdude, loses $5
Samnsara, loses $0
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Old 10-02-2006, 04:33 PM #2 (permalink)  
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Old 10-02-2006, 06:03 PM #5 (permalink)  
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Thanx for ur comments douchebags, heck I come on here and tell you about these weak ass players and all you do is crittasize
Imma $500 up on these mofos already today, heck its like takin candie off a baby.
Any of you who run your mouth wanna take me on HU for any limit any stakes you want?
If not then STFU
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Old 10-02-2006, 06:06 PM #6 (permalink)  
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Thanx for ur comments douchebags, heck I come on here and tell you about these weak ass players and all you do is crittasize
Imma $500 up on these mofos already today, heck its like takin candie off a baby.
Any of you who run your mouth wanna take me on HU for any limit any stakes you want?
If not then STFU
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Thanx for ur comments douchebags, heck I come on here and tell you about these weak ass players and all you do is crittasize
Imma $500 up on these mofos already today, heck its like takin candie off a baby.
Any of you who run your mouth wanna take me on HU for any limit any stakes you want?
If not then STFU
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OP is right though, this is a douche comment and if it happens again in my forum i'll recommend you for a strike.


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Old 10-02-2006, 06:36 PM #9 (permalink)  
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Thanx Jeff, you seem ok buddy, firggin douchebags allways gettin on to me and critticising me.
I cant take you on HU at the moment, as Imma drunk and i lose when Imma drunk, heck I lost my house and wife through bein driunk.
Imma on the 12 step program now and keepin off the booze until saturday nite when Imma met this stripper.
Sorry for that Jeff, Imma post another HH soon, Imma cant believe these tool players
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OP is right though, this is a douche comment and if it happens again in my forum i'll recommend you for a strike.
I was making fun of Warpe. Keep yer panties on.
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Old 10-02-2006, 06:50 PM #11 (permalink)  
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Imma though Id step up a limit, heck these tools are worse than ever.
Imma drunk but can beet these douches in my sleep.
I just called not raised, for info and cos he was a mofo
---Punch

Texas Hold'em $20-$40 (real money), hand #1,121,141,067
Table Lambkins, 2 Oct 2006 11:37 AM ET

Seat 1: nopapes ($1279.40 in chips)
Seat 2: Fejzon ($1235.40 in chips)
Seat 3: woodrows ($1305.85 in chips)
Seat 4: captpike ($1440.40 in chips)
Seat 5: bookers4l ($2247.20 in chips)
Seat 6: CJC_1972 ($2192.00 in chips)
Seat 7: Pushin23 ($1000.00 in chips)
Seat 8:Punchy [ KD,KS ] ($2277.00 in chips)
Seat 9: gopher272 ($895.20 in chips)
Seat 10: UseUrIluzion ($1150.70 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
Fejzon posts blind ($10), woodrows posts blind ($20).

PRE-FLOP
captpike bets $40, bookers4l folds, CJC_1972 folds, Pushin23 folds, Punchy bets $60, gopher272 folds, UseUrIluzion folds, nopapes folds, Fejzon folds, woodrows calls $40, captpike calls $20.

FLOP [board cards 8C,4C,10S ]
woodrows checks, captpike checks, Punchy bets $20, woodrows calls $20, captpike folds.

TURN [board cards 8C,4C,10S,5H ]
woodrows bets $40, Punchy calls $40.

RIVER [board cards 8C,4C,10S,5H,JH ]
woodrows bets $40, Punchy calls $40.

SHOWDOWN
woodrows shows [ 9C,2C ]
Punchy shows [ KD,KS ]
Punchy wins $390.

SUMMARY
Dealer: nopapes
Pot: $390, (including rake: $2)
nopapes loses $0
Fejzon loses $10
woodrows loses $160
captpike loses $60
bookers4l loses $0
CJC_1972 loses $0
Pushin23 loses $0
Punchy bets $160, collects $390, net $230
gopher272 loses $0
UseUrIluzion loses $0
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