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Old 06-03-2005, 07:41 PM     Post subject: Donk Donk Donk (humor) #1 (permalink)  
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Preflop: Fnord is UTG+1 with A, A. CO posts a blind of $3.
1 fold, Fnord raises, 5 folds, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (7 SB) 2, T, J (3 players)
SB bets, BB folds, Fnord raises, SB calls.

Turn: (5.50 BB) 8 (2 players)
SB bets, Fnord raises, SB calls.

River: (9.50 BB) 5 (2 players)
SB bets, Fnord raises, SB folds.

Final Pot: 12.50 BB
 
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Old 06-03-2005, 08:30 PM #2 (permalink)  
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he have two pair ?
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Old 06-03-2005, 08:41 PM #3 (permalink)  
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looks like he was drawing and missed. and bet the river to try and make fnord think the completed his draw.

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Old 06-03-2005, 10:05 PM #4 (permalink)  
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hehe looks like one of my hands aganst a donk:

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Preflop: pkrfanatic is UTG+1 with A, A.
1 fold, pkrfanatic raises, 3 folds, CO calls, 3 folds.

Flop: (5.50 SB) 4, 6, 6 (2 players)
pkrfanatic bets, CO calls.

Turn: (3.75 BB) K (2 players)
pkrfanatic bets, CO calls.

River: (5.75 BB) 7 (2 players)
pkrfanatic bets, CO calls.

Final Pot: 7.75 BB
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Old 06-03-2005, 10:45 PM #5 (permalink)  
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hehe looks like one of my hands aganst a donk:

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Preflop: pkrfanatic is UTG+1 with A, A.
1 fold, pkrfanatic raises, 3 folds, CO calls, 3 folds.

Flop: (5.50 SB) 4, 6, 6 (2 players)
pkrfanatic bets, CO calls.

Turn: (3.75 BB) K (2 players)
pkrfanatic bets, CO calls.

River: (5.75 BB) 7 (2 players)
pkrfanatic bets, CO calls.

Final Pot: 7.75 BB
Except for the fact that its not.


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Old 06-04-2005, 12:57 AM #6 (permalink)  
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meah still what he called with was stupid... he cold called with 53o lol...
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Either that, or he made a set of tens or something, and didn't bet because he thought fnord had a set of J's
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