Hey Fishstick, I am the Head Pro at a club in Tucson that is all elderly such as yourself :P , and with how long it took you to get the Toekneechin, I would like to cordially invite you to become a member. Somethings you might apprecaite would be going to bed at 7:30 so you can get at around 4:00am. If you do become a member I will be sure to call you to remind you of your tee time.
PS I 'm just kidding but JM , not so much.
STOP HEXING ME!!!!