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Old 09-23-2009, 07:58 PM #33 (permalink)  
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Oh, lord. To see so many lost souls wretches at my old heart. No surprise you've gathered on an underground gambling website filled with pornography. No surprise at all. Oh, my poor heart.

Children, you are so lost in life. Have any of you any true direction? Of course not. I've seen it, you all hammer away at edicts like "I'm just living life." FOOLISH!

Life is but a grain of sand in the hour-glass of time! No comparison to the life lived held in God's arms after Jesus returns to judge the non-believers! That's how I know I'm right. If Jesus had descended to Earth and not judged your heathens, then I'd look damn foolish, wouldn't I?

Now, Children, bring me your questions of non-belief and I shall chuckle knowingly and offer wisdom based on my 2000 year old dogmas!

Smithers, use the amnesia ray.
You mean the revolver, sir?
Precisely.
 
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