Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: IRC Chat Room
Posts: 5,406
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(11:17:13 AM) Bbickes: wow....
(11:17:32 AM) Bbickes: i just went through an "intervention"
(11:17:41 AM) Bbickes: and just ownd everyone
(11:17:47 AM) spoonitnow: is that like when you're a crackhead
(11:17:49 AM) spoonitnow: ?
(11:18:20 AM) Bbickes: kinda except everyone is like "your addicted to gambling and it takes up all your time blah blah blah"
(11:18:25 AM) spoonitnow: lol really
(11:18:29 AM) spoonitnow: details plz
(11:18:30 AM) Bbickes: so i pull up PT and show everyone my hourly
(11:18:40 AM) spoonitnow: details!
(11:19:03 AM) Bbickes: So I wake up this morning go shower and I come back into my room and theres like 5 of my friends in there
(11:19:14 AM) spoonitnow: omfg
(11:19:15 AM) spoonitnow: this is so good
(11:19:17 AM) spoonitnow: continue
(11:19:18 AM) mcat: lol
(11:19:21 AM) Bbickes: Brett sit down we need to talk to you
(11:19:31 AM) Bbickes: I'm like w.e this is gonna bore the shit outta me
(11:19:48 AM) Bbickes: So my friend craig starts out by saying
(11:19:58 AM) Bbickes: We think your completely addicted to online gambling
(11:20:03 AM) Bbickes: and I'm like wtf...
(11:20:07 AM) spoonitnow: hahahahahahaa yesss
(11:20:07 AM) spoonitnow: !
(11:20:09 AM) spoonitnow: gogogo
(11:20:36 AM) Bbickes: he continues to say you really dont do anything in your spare time but go out to party and gamble
(11:20:42 AM) Bbickes: then my friend Tom goes
(11:21:01 AM) Bbickes: Yeah man, you play 12 fucking tables you can't tell me that your not addicted cause you play 12 fucking tables!
(11:21:06 AM) spoonitnow: LOL!!!!!!!
(11:21:08 AM) spoonitnow: OMFG
(11:21:14 AM) Bbickes: I'm still sitting here like wtf...
(11:21:17 AM) spoonitnow: dude seriously i'm laughing my fucking ass off right now
(11:21:30 AM) Bbickes: Then finally
(11:21:37 AM) Bbickes: Tory is like
(11:21:50 AM) Bbickes: Brett if you need the money maybe you should get a real job like me and Tom
(11:21:59 AM) Jyms|comeback: that's brutal
(11:22:09 AM) Bbickes: 'they're both meter maid bitches for the uni'
(11:22:15 AM) Jyms|comeback: give them the mathematics of poker book
(11:22:20 AM) Jyms|comeback: tell them to read it and come back
(11:22:26 AM) spoonitnow: i have a copy of it if you need to borrow btw
(11:22:30 AM) Bbickes: So me being the ass I am
(11:22:34 AM) Bbickes: decide to go along with it
(11:22:38 AM) spoonitnow: haha
(11:22:53 AM) Bbickes: "Yeah guys you know what I am addicted to online gambling I've lost lots and lots of money"
(11:23:07 AM) Bbickes: and they're all like omg omg we knew it you have a serious problem
(11:23:10 AM) spoonitnow: lol
(11:23:24 AM) Kingnat [~Kingnat@some-shitty-ip] entered the room.
(11:23:30 AM) Bbickes: then I'm like here let me show you how much I've lost
(11:23:36 AM) Jyms|comeback: interventions FT
(11:23:36 AM) Jyms|comeback: W
(11:23:42 AM) spoonitnow: you should have filtered PT
(11:23:44 AM) spoonitnow: for like
(11:23:56 AM) spoonitnow: hands you folded preflop after a raise
(11:24:04 AM) Bbickes: Well like you know how PT has amount won and amount lost?
(11:24:07 AM) spoonitnow: lol yeah
(11:24:13 AM) Bbickes: I just put my hand over the amount won
(11:24:18 AM) spoonitnow: haha
(11:24:20 AM) Bbickes: and their too stupid to realize
(11:24:20 AM) spoonitnow: that's gangsta
(11:24:30 AM) Bbickes: and the amount lost is like 5k or something stupid like that
(11:24:34 AM) Kingnat: who were you showing friends or parents?
(11:24:38 AM) Bbickes: friends
(11:25:02 AM) Bbickes: but then me being the ass I am, Finally show them my hourly over the last month and my graph
(11:25:02 AM) Kingnat: I wonder what my lifetime "losses" are...
(11:25:03 AM) Jyms|comeback: wow
(11:25:06 AM) Bbickes: and their mouth's drop
(11:25:13 AM) Bbickes: and they shut up and walk away
(11:25:16 AM) spoonitnow: roflmao
(11:25:18 AM) spoonitnow: yesssss
(11:25:20 AM) Bbickes: Ship!
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