Straight Flush
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: IRC Chat Room
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Here's the short version. I might post the long version later but I doubt anyone will read it and everyone who might care probably already knows the long version anyway.
I moved into this lol apartaments 2 days before the beginning of March and signed a lease or w/e saying my shit was $450/month. Less than two weeks later, I get a phone call from my landlady who tells me that for whatever reason my shit's going up to $700/month starting with the next month. I was in the middle of some important shit and in front of people I couldn't be like WHAT THE FUCK in front of, so I was just like ok I'll talk with you about it later. Since then I can't get ahold of the bitch.
Well my girlfriend lives with me and she's like a total pushover. Landlady bitch leaves my gf a voicemail saying she needs to come sign some shit b/c of the rent "going up" or whatever, and doesn't say shit to me about it (which pissed me off quite a bit b/c that's the only thing she's ever called my gf about at all dealing with this shit). Meanwhile I haven't said anything back to landlady bitch since I've been looking for a new place. I figure I should have a new place lined up before I tell this bitch to go [insert some shit involving three donkeys here]. So I've got a new place lined up, and in my lease it says that if I give 30 days notice and pay the rent on those 30 days then I can break the lease or w/e if I have a good reason to do so. I'd say my fucking rent going up $3k/year is a good reason, amirite?
So in about two hours I go to meet with this bitch at the scheduled time to sign that shit about my rent going up but instead I'm gonna be cool as a motherfuckin pimp and tell her in 30 days she can kiss my black ass.
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