Originally Posted by badgers

Beat: Got outrageously drunk
Beat: My friends parents hate me
Beat: Spent £45 ($90) on a taxi home
Beat: Have to get train and walk ~2-3 miles now to retrieve car.
Beat: My parents hate me
Beat: Still drunk I think...
Beat: Failed to win the implied drinking contest.
Beat: Worst hangover ever

Brag: ........? I DIDN'T GET ARRESTED FOR DWI, BECAUSE I CALLED A TAXI