whats the worse movie youve ever seen?

Ha! I was dragged there by a woman. What a guy won't do to get some. Embarassed

You can all give up. I have the winner.

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House of the Dead.

That's right, they took a fairly cool arcade game and turned it into the worst movie ever. The biggest name in the movie - Clint Howard. That's right Opie's retarded brother was the best actor in this piece of crap.

Hell they didn't even get super hot actresses for the screaming nude chicks. All I could think was "Man, that chick could use a few sit-ups and some implants." or "My grandmother has a bigger perkier rack than that chick." Also, I'm fairly sure that most of the zombies had to make repeat performances after having their heads blown off due to a lack of budget.

By the end of the movie I wanted to sue Toshiba for making my TV.

I'm a huge fan of Lost in Translation.

Me too johnny, although I can see why it's a "love it or hate it" kinda film. Johanson's performance was superlative, shame she's such an airhead in real life.

Glad I'm not the only one who loved Mulholland Drive before I ever understood it, michael - I feel like less of an idiot now, thanks for that! It truly is a great film, if you enjoyed it you should definitely check out Waking Life (very different films, but similar enough for a recommendation). I too was a late-starter with Twin peaks, but loved that too. And Straight Story! (why have so many Lynch movies been namechecked in this thread?)

...and I'll GLADLY back you up on that against FyrFytr, lemme at 'im! Gump was the most blatantly right-wing piece of sh!t I've ever had to sit through, Hanks is a one-trick pony, he admittedly plays that one part very well (cf. Jimmy Stewart), but Forrest Gump was an unchallenging walkover even for HIS (lack of) acting talent. OMG, what a waste of celluloid. "If you party hearty and live your life freely, you'll end up a single parent with AIDS - if on the other hand, you're an unquestioning moron and do as you're told all your life, everything'll turn out just peachy!". What a fantastic message for a movie, it's inspirational I tells ya!

And Sally Field should be SHOT for that Oscar acceptance speech. Right after I get my hands on Halle Berry... don't get me started! She even turned America's foremost black director into an adjective, for crying out loud!

"Lastly, but not leastly, I'd like to thank Spike Lee..."

End of Days with Anuld was horrible. I thought if he made another movie like that it would be End of Movie Career.
Club Dread was also terrible. Loved Broken Lizards SuperTroopers. One of my favorite movies. Too bad they followed it up with that steaming pile of elephant dung.

End of Days was pretty Good Smile

I have it knocking around on Video somewhere...

Feeling Minnesota

Walked out in the middle of that one. Absolutely terrible plot. Though I really like Steve Buscemi and Cameron Diaz usually, they couldn't overcome Keanu Reeves in this one.

Really liked Lost in Translation - captured that sense of lonliness we all feel at times. I thought the ending was wholly appropriate for summing up the connection between the main characters, but I can see how some would hate it since it lacks the usual "payoff" we're trained to expect.

Welcome back koolmoe. I haven't seen ya post in a while. Have I just missed you? I remember you saying that you were going to stay away. I knew you couldn't stay away for long. We're addictive like that. Twisted Evil

Good to see ya, hope you stick around.

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Mr Cranky's Rating: Unrated
"Three Words: No Fucking Way"

Figured you'd agree with me on what I think is the worst Best Picture winner of all time, Ape. I also said Hanks was overrated and only played one role well, and that didn't go over too well either.

And oh god, speaking of Carmen Diaz, Very Bad Things deserves a mention. It could've dropped the word "Things" off the title and perfectly described the movie. It takes a concept that could make for an entertaining black comedy and completely fucks up on the delivery.

i Liked Lost in Translation too, Good movie. Johansson was great

I only watch scary movies. worst was....Van Helsing.

Other bad ones: Garfield (can't believe I went to see this one); Chronicles Of Riddick; Exorcist-New Beginning; Anacondas;

Movies that I went to with low expectations but they turned out good: Dawn of the Dead (new one); Cabin Fever; 28 Days.

God Rippy mentioning deep impact brought back some bad memeories, the most laughably shit part of it is right at the end when the big wave has wiped out whereever and those 2 brats get on a scooter and outrun a frigging tsunami up a hill while everyone else gets nailed by it, at least i think that's what happened, god i hated that movie!

other toss films are the royal tenenbaums and congo and my girlfriend said jeepers creepers was a steaming pile though i've fortunately managed to avoid it.

One word: YOR.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084935/

Yor, an extremely blond prehistoric warrior, comes to question his origins, particularly with regard to a mysterious medallion he wears. When he learns of a desert goddess who supposedly wears the same medallion, Yor decides that he must find her and learn his true identity. Along the way, he encounters ape-men, dinosaurs, and a strange futuristic society.

I actually paid to see this in a movie theater when it came out back in the 80s when I was a wee lad. And this was before I did drugs!

The Royal Tenenbaums was good! A curse on you!

Lost in Translation was excellent. You want suck, see Life Is a House. My girlfriend loves it and wanted me to see it. Awful. But at least it ended in sex (not the movie Wink

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Gotta agree that Castaway is by far the worst film I'd seen in ages. Closely followed by Apollo 13 - whats the point in watching stuff where you know what happens? Plus Tom Hanks is in both of these!

Best film lately has to be Hellboy - just come out over here and LMAO at that one. Best film ever - Monty Python's Life of Brian - seen it so many times and I still end up crying with laughter. Also - Its a Mad Mad World is very funny.

I actually liked castaway. The rest of the listed so far have all sucked, or I dont know them.

The worst I've seen recently is definately "House of a Thousand Corpses" directed by Henry Rollins. Weird movie about some Frankenstein wanna-be.

The worst I've ever seen is "Let Them Die Slowly". Just thinking about this one makes me laugh so hard that my secretary peeked into my office, with that WTF look on her face. I was ~15 maybe; myself, my brother, and some friends all got high and drunk and popped this one in. It's about some group of scientist going to S. America and they get caught by cannibals who torture them before "dinner time". Very sick. The only reason we even considered renting it was the large sticker on the box saying "banned in 31 countries". We joke about this one every time one of us rents a movie.

I tend to agree and disagree with some of your choices:

Kevin Costner Movies:

First off you have to be a fan of his to like them. Outside of baseball movies he has down few that have been any good. I really liked him in (obviously) Field of Dreams, and Dance's with wolves you probably could have had any actor in there and they couldn't screw it up. He was pretty good in Untouchables. I liked him in "For love of the game" and I thought he was decent in Postman, although everything else about that movie wasnt that good.

Police Academy:

Wtf? Police Academy is quite possibly the best series that contain 6 movies to it. Some of the police academies are OK, but numbers 1,3, and 6 are the best. Who can forget Mahony, Hightower, the guy with all the funny noises? Those are awesome. I have yet to see PA 7: Mission to Moscow, and i probably dont want to see it due to the lack of original actors in it.

Revenge of the Nerds:

You must be a nerd to really enjoy these movies, they are pretty good....Come on, who else could join an all black frat except nerds?

Daredevil:

This movie was pretty good, it had good action, it followed the comic book storyline fairly well, and it had a cameo of Kevin Smith, what else can you ask for? How about a hottie....oh wait, has one too.

My worst movies:

Moulin Rouge! - How can a guy go from Jedi to P*ssy in less than 1 year?! Come on, this was terrible, they really did change 50 good songs made by other songwriters and screwed them up and added them to the musical....they re-did Nirvana's "smells like teen spirit"....thats a crime!!!!
Not to mention all the Elton John songs that were tore up.

Training Day - I dont know how anyone could have like this movie, its a typical bad cop good cop while Denzel giving the worst performance of his life. I dont know how he beat Russel Crowe from "A Beautiful Mind." Now thats a crime.

Existenz - You dont even want to know....

Hackers - Dont even bother the movie was horrible and it had no revelenace whatsoever. Hackers 2 on the other hand was decent, surprisingly.

Dude, Where's My Car/Freddie Got Fingered..... Yeah like you couldnt tell these were bad from the title, Al Green really screwed up Freddie Got Fingered.

I thought training day was great and Denzel was awesome

I also quite liked Existenz, sure it was weird but you never knew whether they were in reality or not. It was quite thought provoking, as in what will happen when our technology is so advanced that we can totally simulate reality?
How will we know what is reality even when we take off the VR helmet or whatever it'll be.

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I agree. Training day was a great movie. I feel that was 1 year that the Oscar actually went to the person who deserved it most.

I definitely think he deserved an Oscar, but I don't know about for that year. He should've certainly won for Malcolm X, he was amazing in that. After looking up the nominees (found this crappy summary here - http://www.women.com/entertain/award/articles/0,,416092_416258,00.html) , I'd probably have given it to Tom Wilkinson for In The Bedroom in 2002. That movie was like an acting clinic.

Out of the nominees for the women, I'd have considered giving it to Kidman for Moulin Rouge and Sissy Spacek for In the Bedroom over Holly Berry, but she was very good in Monsters Ball, and it'd be really close. Niomi Watts should've been nominated and won that though, and Mulholland Drive should've taken home Best Picture and certainly Best Director. Smile

A lot of movies we've talked about from that year.

You would rather give the oscar to Denzel than Russel Crowe?

NO WAY!!!

Ah yeah, Crowe was deserving as well. He carried that movie.

Ooh Ooh i just thought of another one, BLADE 2, that film sucked so hard.
As a physicist i take great exception to light being released from a "light bomb" or something and then said light to proceed at about 50mph down a sewer and ROUND THE CORNER of the sewer, AAAAAAAGH Evil or Very Mad

Sorry, it was a traumatic time for me, someday i'll get over it.

Wow, people's taste in movies is really quite interesting.

Personally, I have a few that I both loathe and like at the same time.

#1 being "Cheerleader Ninjas" Worst acting evar, but great gratuitus T/A. Recommended if you can find it and really want something bad and cheesy to watch that is "Wife" approved since it is not p0rn!
#2 would have to be Orgasmo, but for some reason it grows on ya.

Dude Where's My Car was pretty bad. It may not be the worst I've seen in my life but it is the worst that I've seen within the last few years.

SpecOps you and me must have similar taste in movies.

Orgazmo is simply hilarious if you are interested in a Bad movie. I mean, it has Ron Jeremy in it!!! And you will never forget the meaning of DADV. Funny, but bad.

As is Cheerleader Ninjas. I remember renting this expecting a bad movie and thats what I got, but it still requires some props due to all the hilarious star wars/trek references about nerds.

Has to be Moulin Rouge, lasted all of 5 minutes and switched the bloody thing off. And that was before Nicole started singing! Total shite Sad

1. ExistenZ was cool as heall, especially if you have a JJ Leigh fetish.
2. Glitter is coming on in 10 minutes...

How is it Glitter has not been mentioned? No one's seen it? I've got a full bottle of Riesling and I'm about to.

Worst movie ever - In The Cut - Meg Ryan

A newbie to the list.

Napoleon Dynamite.

Take the worst movie you can think of and strip it of its plot, worthwhile dialogue, interesting characters and generally any shard of entertainment value and you have what is essentially Napoleon Dynamite.

-'rilla

I guess no one has ever seen "Jeepers creepers" or "cabin Fever"

I was tricked into seeing jeepers creepers bc my friend said it was good, that friend is no longer my friend and made the mistake of renting cabin fever

1. Jeepers Creepers
2. cabin fever(would be the worst but you get to see a nice rack)

nearly every KEVIN COSTNER movie Ive seen SUCKS

Very bad:
Postman
Waterworld
Love fo the Game
Field of Dreams
Dragonfly
message in a bottle
Tin Cup

decent or semi-decent:
Dances with Wolves
Wyatt Earp

I just saw darkness, and it sucked.

by far the worst movie i have ever seen was 'house of the dead.' it is at least twice as bad as any movie already listed.

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I don't know, there was that cool bit near the end where they look up and see the jet and you suddenly realise its just england getting nailed and the rest of the world have basically quarantined it and left everyone to die, i remember that being quite a powerful effect. i suppose the very end isn't great but i don't think that puts it in this thread's awefulness.

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