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Posted: Thu, 16 Mar 2006, 1:52pm Post subject: |
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Administrator
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Location: on my laptop
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| Dude Where's My Car was pretty bad. |
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Posted: Thu, 16 Mar 2006, 5:08pm Post subject: |
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Strike 1
Joined: 24 Sep 2005
Posts: 2227
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Location: Winston-Salem, North Carolina
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| Alibi wrote: | | Love, Actually and You've Got Mail. I loathe chick flicks. |
ake prefers You've Got Male |
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Posted: Fri, 17 Mar 2006, 7:33am Post subject: |
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Flush
Joined: 07 Apr 2005
Posts: 458
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Location: Manchester, UK
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| Staresy wrote: | my g/f made me watch some World Cinema shit one day. It was a Czech film called Little Otik. It is quite possibly the worst thing ever. And I'm not just talking films.
Basically, this couple are looking to adopt a child and they wind up adopting a piece of tree. The tree comes to life and they look after it. Only then, the "kid" starts to eat everything, including a cat and the mailman. The only thing it doesn't eat are cabbages.
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That sounds brilliant! Like a swedish wood-based Eraserhead
The worst film I have ever seen is called Son Frere (french for 'my brother', i think). I went to see it with my girlfriend, who suggested it because it is:
a) french
b) arty
c) subtitled
and she knows i like stuff like that...
however... the story was about a man who:
a) was dying of a terminal illness
b) was chronically depressed due to (a)
c) didn't like his brother and had to make up with him before he died
c) was homosexual
d) was frequently naked, whether for hospital purposes or gay purposes
I have never seen so much depressed and dying man-ass in my life. |
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Posted: Fri, 17 Mar 2006, 7:56am Post subject: |
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Flush
Joined: 10 May 2005
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| DogOnMySide wrote: | | I have never seen so much depressed and dying man-ass in my life. |
roffle...that makes for some very bad movie right there.
i actually liked some of the movies listed, like watership down was ok, based on an absolute classic children's book.
but here's a hearty 2nd to that bedazzled vote. |
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Posted: Fri, 17 Mar 2006, 1:49pm Post subject: |
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Straight
Joined: 08 Jan 2006
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| robe43 wrote: | | Oh man, has anyone ever seen the movie "Orlando" I think that is mine. |
Holy shit. Is that the one where the young man turns into the young lady in the middle, or vice versa? If so, I watched it in film study class in college. Holy shit. |
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Posted: Fri, 17 Mar 2006, 2:14pm Post subject: |
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Straight
Joined: 08 Jan 2006
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I can't believe nobody has mentioned "the mummy".
Definitely. Worst movies ever. |
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Posted: Fri, 17 Mar 2006, 7:00pm Post subject: |
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 29 Apr 2004
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Location: St. Louis
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| Overboard. It was one of Adam Sandler's first movies and it was absolutely horrible. |
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Posted: Sat, 18 Mar 2006, 9:30am Post subject: |
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Full House
Joined: 06 Jun 2005
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| how can someone list 5 movies as the worst movie theyre ever seen? that i dont get. there are a lot of movies being listed here that are supposed to be 'bad', such as dude where's my car. as for the worst movie i've seen, all i can think of right now is solaris, with george clooney. it was long and completely uninteresting, unentertaining drivel. it probably wasnt the worst movie ive ever seen, but it will do for now. |
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Posted: Sat, 18 Mar 2006, 9:46am Post subject: |
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OLD MAN RIVER
Joined: 14 Sep 2005
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Location: Canuckistan
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I've actually never seen it, but then I can't see why I ever would. |
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Posted: Sat, 18 Mar 2006, 10:04am Post subject: |
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
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Location: This room is a good place to be
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| Warpe wrote: |
I've actually never seen it, but then I can't see why I ever would. |
You must be joking.
Great movie. |
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Posted: Sat, 18 Mar 2006, 5:05pm Post subject: |
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Flush
Joined: 19 Mar 2005
Posts: 574
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Location: Chi-town
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| a500lbgorilla wrote: | | Warpe wrote: |
I've actually never seen it, but then I can't see why I ever would. |
You must be joking.
Great movie. |
yah... I used to be really into B movies. They are great because they are good because of how bad/cliched they are. If you are new to B movies and want to get your feet wet, start with Evil Dead or Evil Dead 2 ( the sequel is the same movie, just a bigger budget I believe. The true sequel is Army of Darkness, which is completely kick ass. The main character in the Evil Dead movies is umm.. forget his first name.. something Campbell, he actually has a cameo in the second spider man movie, hes the usher at the theatre that doesnt let peter parker in because hes late. Another good one is Dawn of the Dead, the original (this one is actually a 'serious' movie, as opposed to the Evil Dead movies that are parodies of B movies but at the same time still B movies...). Attack of the killer tomatoes is obviously a B movies too, same as The Toxic Avenger.
Similar to B movies are movies out of Hong Kong. Like pretty much all of Chow Yun Fat's flicks. A Better Tommorow, Hard Boiled, ect ect. They are stuffed full of cliches, but none the less supremely badass.
And on a side note that Campbell guy is coming out with a movie this summer I think, I cant wait. Ok my B movie rant is over. |
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Posted: Sat, 18 Mar 2006, 5:10pm Post subject: |
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But who will mod the mods?!
Joined: 04 Dec 2003
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Location: Redondo Beach, CA
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b00st,
Can you include a brief, one-sentence summary at the bottom of each of your posts? You know, something like...
SUMMARY
B movies are cool and the Evil Dead series is g00t!
This way, I don't have to stop for 20 minutes to read whenever you write something. I can just skip to your Summary and I still won't miss anything. |
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Posted: Sun, 19 Mar 2006, 1:49am Post subject: |
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
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Evil Dead series sucked!
Evil Dead was a good movie. Scary, pretty decent, shitty effect.
Evil dead 2 was the same fucking movie. THE SAME IDEA. Just different peopel NOTHIJGN N EW!
Army of Darkness was a fgreat idea but it ust lost it osn the deliviery
i have ovtften said that i coudl make a much better AoD than they made. MCUUH BETTER. |
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Posted: Sun, 19 Mar 2006, 2:14am Post subject: |
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Strike 3
Joined: 20 Jan 2005
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stop talking crap you alcoholic mf
AoD is def one of the best movies ever made, no way you could've improved it even a tiny bit poindexter
HAIL TO THE KING BABY |
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Posted: Sun, 19 Mar 2006, 10:54am Post subject: |
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
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| Terrible delivery on most jokes. 5 great lines with terrible delivery. 1 great scene at the end of the movie. |
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Posted: Sun, 19 Mar 2006, 11:01am Post subject: |
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Strike 3
Joined: 20 Jan 2005
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You have no taste.
In fact, I'm gonna watch it again tonight.
[In a passionate moment of romance]
Ash: Gimme some sugar, baby. |
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Posted: Sun, 19 Mar 2006, 11:36am Post subject: |
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
Joined: 28 Sep 2004
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| ake wrote: | You have no taste.
In fact, I'm gonna watch it again tonight.
[In a passionate moment of romance]
Ash: Gimme some sugar, baby. |
Yes, when i was told about the movie in my thread about buying movies for every letter, I was so thrilled. When I watched the preview to the movie on DVD, I was just about ready to die laughing through the entire movie.
But EVERY funny part, which is 5 good lines, is in the preview.
The best preview to a movie ever. But the movie just lost it. |
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Posted: Mon, 20 Mar 2006, 12:22am Post subject: |
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Flush
Joined: 28 Nov 2005
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Location: NY
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Posted: Mon, 20 Mar 2006, 12:32am Post subject: |
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But who will mod the mods?!
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I actually saw this in the theater.
Yor, the Hunter From the Future
Yor, an extremely blond prehistoric warrior, comes to question his origins, particularly with regard to a mysterious medallion he wears. When he learns of a desert goddess who supposedly wears the same medallion, Yor decides that he must find her and learn his true identity. Along the way, he encounters ape-men, dinosaurs, and a strange futuristic society. |
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Posted: Mon, 20 Mar 2006, 12:53am Post subject: |
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Flush
Joined: 19 Mar 2005
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Location: Chi-town
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sorry X man...
Im retarded in that way. I just have thoughts ,and I just type. I never stop to try and form them into coherent thoughts. I try.. but I just cant... I have so much to say, and dont know how to organize it  |
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Posted: Mon, 20 Mar 2006, 7:05pm Post subject: |
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Full House
Joined: 12 Dec 2004
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Gods and generals (4 hours of mind numbing civil war drama)
or Freddy got fingered. Thank god Tom green stopped making movies after this load of dog shit he produced. |
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Posted: Mon, 20 Mar 2006, 10:51pm Post subject: |
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Strike 3
Joined: 20 Jan 2005
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Location: Compton - L.A
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Freddy got fingered is awesome.
Daddy would you like some sausage? Daddy would you like some sausages!!? |
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Posted: Tue, 21 Mar 2006, 9:48am Post subject: |
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Straight
Joined: 06 Nov 2005
Posts: 170
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Location: Delaware, USA
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| Only movies I've walked out of are Envy and Wolf Creek. |
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