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Posted: Fri, 31 Dec 2004, 3:38am Post subject:
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EAT BUGS
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| but is it worth paying for? |
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Posted: Fri, 31 Dec 2004, 4:30am Post subject:
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Not really gabe, its much better than blade 2, but doesnt have the same eerie mood or style of the first blade.
You'll either love Reynolds character or hate him. I thought the whole nightstalkers thing was overplayed. And the fight scene at the end left a little to be desired. The one thing blade 2 did right was the fight scene where he comes outta the pool and shitkicks all the guards. |
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Posted: Fri, 31 Dec 2004, 4:31am Post subject:
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| On the subject of action movies: Has anyone seen previews for "Sin City" and wants to speculate on it. I think the concept is really cool: directing a movie to look like a comic book is awesome. |
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Posted: Fri, 31 Dec 2004, 12:40pm Post subject:
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EAT BUGS
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| my first thought was it was a failed attempt at being artsy. but with something so different as this, it really is impossible to tell. |
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Posted: Fri, 31 Dec 2004, 12:50pm Post subject:
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Full House
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spice world
that movie were tom hanks is a professional killer and then his son spots him killing someone or some bs like that
-anto |
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Posted: Fri, 31 Dec 2004, 9:02pm Post subject:
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| elanto wrote: | spice world
that movie were tom hanks is a professional killer and then his son spots him killing someone or some bs like that
-anto |
that tom hanks movie was road to perdition - definitely wasnt the greatest movie he's been in |
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Posted: Fri, 31 Dec 2004, 9:22pm Post subject:
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i wouldn't mind a change...
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Road to Perdition still wasn't all that bad. It wasnt as great as Catch Me if You Can, which came out at the same time, but it still was a decent movie.
I can't name one REALLY bad Tom Hanks movie. |
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Posted: Fri, 31 Dec 2004, 11:07pm Post subject:
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Flush
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| elipsesjeff wrote: | Road to Perdition still wasn't all that bad. It wasnt as great as Catch Me if You Can, which came out at the same time, but it still was a decent movie.
I can't name one REALLY bad Tom Hanks movie. |
The 'Burbs? Joe vs. the Volcano? |
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Posted: Fri, 31 Dec 2004, 11:10pm Post subject:
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| AvatarKava wrote: |
The 'Burbs? Joe vs. the Volcano? |
I liked the burbs, but I think your right about Jo & the volcanoe |
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Posted: Fri, 31 Dec 2004, 11:20pm Post subject:
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Posted: Sat, 01 Jan 2005, 1:10am Post subject:
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Flush
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| Master of disguise....what was I thinking |
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Posted: Wed, 15 Mar 2006, 4:28pm Post subject:
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This is getting bumped. Too many people were getting bad movie confused with worst... movie... ever.
The Hulk is easily the worst movie I've ever seen. His dad turns into electric hulk, water hulk, it's just obscene.
Sweet Home Alabama is bad (number two on my list). Really bad, but far from worst ever. |
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Posted: Wed, 15 Mar 2006, 4:52pm Post subject:
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Full House
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1. Dune
2. Alexander
3. The Naked Lunch
I have a hard time believing anybody could claim to like any of those 3 movies. |
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Posted: Wed, 15 Mar 2006, 4:55pm Post subject:
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OLD MAN RIVER
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Posted: Wed, 15 Mar 2006, 4:56pm Post subject:
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Strike 3
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| alexander was definitely not the worst movie ever. it wasnt good but theres a serious difference btween "worst movie ever" and "bad movie". |
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Posted: Wed, 15 Mar 2006, 5:16pm Post subject:
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EAT BUGS
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| gabe wrote: | | by far the worst movie i have ever seen was 'house of the dead.' it is at least twice as bad as any movie already listed. |
yup |
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Posted: Wed, 15 Mar 2006, 5:16pm Post subject:
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Flush
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Posted: Wed, 15 Mar 2006, 5:45pm Post subject:
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solaris was awful, didn't get past the first 1/2 hour
Battlefield Earth is a great book. |
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Posted: Wed, 15 Mar 2006, 5:46pm Post subject:
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| Starship troopers 2.Nuff said. |
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Posted: Wed, 15 Mar 2006, 6:22pm Post subject:
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GG you win, I saw this when it came to video because I was young and naive and thought aliens and action were the only things a movie needed. Worst movie I have seen, and I used to watch the Sci-Fi channel while at work on Saturday from 9-4. |
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Posted: Wed, 15 Mar 2006, 7:15pm Post subject:
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Flush
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| Aceofone wrote: |
1. Super Mario Bro's (does anyone else remember this, because a lot of people repressed the memory) |
dude.. stop smoking crack.. this movie fucking ROCKED! what are those guys called... coopa troopas? they where hilarious.. and yoshi was a baby velociraptor... I think they might have just borrowed him from the set of jurassic park....
speaking of which, everything that followed jurrassic park 1.. (I think theres a 2 and 3) sucked balls. It was so upsetting because the first jarrassic park was so good. I mean its not like a good movie, but I was a kid and I was amazed. I thought it was a great adventure movie on par with the indiana jones movies.
And whoever said fear and loathing was bad needs to stop.. err.. start smoking crack  ... that movie is one of the funniest things to hit theatres in a LONG time. I guess it helps to know who hunter thompson is. I didnt read the book, but a friend of mine is a fan of his writings, so I have some background. |
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Posted: Wed, 15 Mar 2006, 7:46pm Post subject:
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OLD MAN RIVER
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| boostNslide wrote: |
And whoever said fear and loathing was bad needs to stop.. err.. start smoking crack ... that movie is one of the funniest things to hit theatres in a LONG time. I guess it helps to know who hunter thompson is. I didnt read the book, but a friend of mine is a fan of his writings, so I have some background. |
Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas by Hunter S. Thompson is a must read. It has one of the most memorable opening lines in modern literature:
"We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold." (and it only gets better...) |
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Posted: Wed, 15 Mar 2006, 8:02pm Post subject:
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EAT BUGS
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| i'm gonna rent that movie tonight |
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Posted: Wed, 15 Mar 2006, 8:24pm Post subject:
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| I forgot to mention Dogville... |
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Posted: Wed, 15 Mar 2006, 8:26pm Post subject:
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| The new movie based on the Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe is the first movie I've ever walked out on in the theater. |
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Posted: Wed, 15 Mar 2006, 8:35pm Post subject:
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HABITUAL LINE-STEPPER
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I got all you guys beat here.
"Fortress" starring Christopher Lambert (aka Highlander) is the worst ever movie. |
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Posted: Wed, 15 Mar 2006, 8:41pm Post subject:
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OLD MAN RIVER
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| gabe wrote: | | i'm gonna rent that movie tonight |
Which part of "read" didn't you understand? The movie was okay, but the book is absolutely awesome. |
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Posted: Wed, 15 Mar 2006, 8:51pm Post subject:
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EAT BUGS
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| Warpe wrote: | | The movie was okay |
oh glad you said this, was thinking about renting this one tonight |
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Posted: Wed, 15 Mar 2006, 9:01pm Post subject:
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OLD MAN RIVER
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| gabe wrote: | | Warpe wrote: | | The movie was okay |
oh glad you said this, was thinking about renting this one tonight |
It's worth seeing after you read the book...then you appreciate the craziness a lot more. |
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Posted: Wed, 15 Mar 2006, 9:04pm Post subject:
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Strike 3
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| elipsesjeff wrote: |
Hackers - Dont even bother the movie was horrible and it had no revelenace whatsoever. Hackers 2 on the other hand was decent, surprisingly.
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What the hell man, this is a true cult movie. Sure it's all science fiction and they had to make it shiny so that old people and retards could enjoy it too. But come on, it's an awesome entertaining movie and just as good the second and third time you watch it.
Operation takedown is a great movie too, but in a whole different way |
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Posted: Wed, 15 Mar 2006, 9:10pm Post subject:
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Flush
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| elipsesjeff wrote: | Come on, who else could join an all black frat except nerds?
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umm... black people? |
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Posted: Wed, 15 Mar 2006, 9:12pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
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Chances are nobody has ever seen or even heard of this movie.
"Thinking Big" its from the 1980s, and wow, its so horrible its good. |
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Posted: Wed, 15 Mar 2006, 9:15pm Post subject:
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Strike 3
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| apperantly we don't count boost |
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Posted: Wed, 15 Mar 2006, 9:29pm Post subject:
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Strike 3
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| ake wrote: | | woops, my glasses are falling down. let me push them back up. |
FYP |
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Posted: Wed, 15 Mar 2006, 9:53pm Post subject:
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Strike 3
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Don't you have a raid/wedding/funeral/quest in wow to attend?
To get back on topic: worst movie ive ever seen is very hard to say.
I like Troma movies and other really "worthless" movies because theyre still entertaining. But Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D really sucked.
Valentine is another total crap movie.
My brother bought a movie for my sister as a christmas gift, for $2. Some swedish movie about a female asassin, it's probably the worst movie I've ever seen. |
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Posted: Wed, 15 Mar 2006, 10:16pm Post subject:
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Flush
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oooh renton reminded me..
Highlander: Endgame
I think I shed a couple of tears because it was so bad. |
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Posted: Thu, 16 Mar 2006, 3:18pm Post subject:
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Open Water
The Village
The Blair Witch Project
These looked so good in the trailers, but were horribly disappointing. |
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Posted: Thu, 16 Mar 2006, 3:43pm Post subject:
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my g/f made me watch some World Cinema shit one day. It was a Czech film called Little Otik. It is quite possibly the worst thing ever. And I'm not just talking films.
Basically, this couple are looking to adopt a child and they wind up adopting a piece of tree. The tree comes to life and they look after it. Only then, the "kid" starts to eat everything, including a cat and the mailman. The only thing it doesn't eat are cabbages.
Google it.
or look here ....
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0228687/ |
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Posted: Thu, 16 Mar 2006, 3:50pm Post subject:
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you guys should see "I Spit on Your Grave"
its a rape/revenge movie from the 70s. I think its a pretty interesting flick, but Ebert vows that its the worst movie he's ever seen. |
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Posted: Thu, 16 Mar 2006, 4:31pm Post subject:
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Flush
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| Love, Actually and You've Got Mail. I loathe chick flicks. |
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Posted: Thu, 16 Mar 2006, 4:52pm Post subject:
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| Dude Where's My Car was pretty bad. |
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| Alibi wrote: | | Love, Actually and You've Got Mail. I loathe chick flicks. |
ake prefers You've Got Male |
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Posted: Fri, 17 Mar 2006, 10:33am Post subject:
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Flush
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| Staresy wrote: | my g/f made me watch some World Cinema shit one day. It was a Czech film called Little Otik. It is quite possibly the worst thing ever. And I'm not just talking films.
Basically, this couple are looking to adopt a child and they wind up adopting a piece of tree. The tree comes to life and they look after it. Only then, the "kid" starts to eat everything, including a cat and the mailman. The only thing it doesn't eat are cabbages.
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That sounds brilliant! Like a swedish wood-based Eraserhead
The worst film I have ever seen is called Son Frere (french for 'my brother', i think). I went to see it with my girlfriend, who suggested it because it is:
a) french
b) arty
c) subtitled
and she knows i like stuff like that...
however... the story was about a man who:
a) was dying of a terminal illness
b) was chronically depressed due to (a)
c) didn't like his brother and had to make up with him before he died
c) was homosexual
d) was frequently naked, whether for hospital purposes or gay purposes
I have never seen so much depressed and dying man-ass in my life. |
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Posted: Fri, 17 Mar 2006, 10:56am Post subject:
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| DogOnMySide wrote: | | I have never seen so much depressed and dying man-ass in my life. |
roffle...that makes for some very bad movie right there.
i actually liked some of the movies listed, like watership down was ok, based on an Absolute classic children's book.
but here's a hearty 2nd to that bedazzled vote. |
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| robe43 wrote: | | Oh man, has anyone ever seen the movie "Orlando" I think that is mine. |
Holy shit. Is that the one where the young man turns into the young lady in the middle, or vice versa? If so, I watched it in film study class in college. Holy shit. |
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Posted: Fri, 17 Mar 2006, 5:14pm Post subject:
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I can't believe nobody has mentioned "the mummy".
Definitely. Worst movies ever. |
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| Overboard. It was one of Adam Sandler's first movies and it was absolutely horrible. |
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Posted: Sat, 18 Mar 2006, 12:30pm Post subject:
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| how can someone list 5 movies as the worst movie theyre ever seen? that i dont get. there are a lot of movies being listed here that are supposed to be 'bad', such as dude where's my car. as for the worst movie i've seen, all i can think of right now is solaris, with george clooney. it was long and completely uninteresting, unentertaining drivel. it probably wasnt the worst movie ive ever seen, but it will do for now. |
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I've actually never seen it, but then I can't see why I ever would. |
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LAME HUMOR THAT MAKES FISH LAUGH
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| Warpe wrote: |
I've actually never seen it, but then I can't see why I ever would. |
You must be joking.
Great movie. |
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