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Posted: Thu, 08 Jan 2009, 7:19pm Post subject: WEREWOLF COACHING
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Not a thinking person
Joined: 14 Oct 2004
Posts: 2425
WPP: 138
Location: My ice is polarized
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Xianti recently announced we could advertise coaching in our forum. It has taken me awhile but I have managed to gather five coaches who represent the zenith of werewolf skill in their respective facets of the game.
Discipline: Villager
Rate: $69/hr
Greatest Werewolf Accomplishment: Rumored to have lead a village to victory in 8 consecutive days by lynching all 8 wolves in a row. Once lynched an Alphawolf with courtiebee's thong.
Sample Tip:Lynch Wesrman at the start of every game, he is horrible and worthless.
Discipline: Wolf
Rate: $1000/hr
Greatest Werewolf Accomplishment: Once started as a ringer in a Special Olympics Werewolf Game. He begun by eating his entire pack of wolves and still went on to win the game by devouring the entire village (perfect maim). This earned him the nicknames Cannibal Awsumus and Johnny Knoxville.
Sample Tip: After stomping on Ilena's cousin like that, I knew I was gonna have to deal with that fool someday. Damn! I never thought he'd come back like this, blasting. Like I said, it was funny like that in the hood sometimes. I mean you never knew what was gonna happen or when. I've done too much to turn back, and I've done too much to go on. I guess in the end it all catches up with you. My grandpa asked me one time if I care whether I live or die. Yeah, I do. Now it's too late.
Discipline: Seer
Rate: $0.99/min
Greatest Werewolf Accomplishment:Making money off of you and not knowing a thing.
Sample Tip:7
Discipline: Angel
Rate:4 virgins/hr
Greatest Werewolf Accomplishment:Currently on a 7 game streak where he did not allow a villager to be killed at night.
Sample Tip:Wellllllll, you see I was in Diehard...
Discipline: Vigilante
Rate: $100/hr
Greatest Werewolf Accomplishment: Once killed two or three werewolves at the same time as a suicide bomber.
Sample Tip: Ummmmmmmmmmmm, that one!
Discipline:Werewolf Super User
Rate:$9999/game
Greatest Werewolf Accomplishment:Think Neo from the Matrix, he has all the answers allowing him to perefectly conceptualize and execute. Kissed a girl once (and liked it). Once lobbied the Chinese government for an exclusive Werewolf Forum.
Sample Tip:Efficiency is intelligent laziness. |
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Posted: Thu, 08 Jan 2009, 7:35pm Post subject:
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Eats babies
Joined: 28 Feb 2006
Posts: 3894
WPP: 109
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| NH, at first I was like, "yea Rilla did this already, so won't be anything too funny" but I thought Meh, trip usually burns someone so there should be at least one good joke. This was was worth a click, 5 stars. |
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Posted: Fri, 09 Jan 2009, 10:25am Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 06 Aug 2005
Posts: 770
WPP: 185
Location: Falmouth, ME
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Posted: Fri, 09 Jan 2009, 12:39pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 15 Jun 2005
Posts: 760
WPP: 168
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Posted: Fri, 09 Jan 2009, 1:43pm Post subject:
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Straight
Joined: 05 Aug 2008
Posts: 139
WPP: 204
Location: Going to church makes you a Christian about as much as standing in the garage makes you a car.
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Posted: Fri, 09 Jan 2009, 2:36pm Post subject:
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4-of-a-Kind
Joined: 15 Sep 2005
Posts: 3545
WPP: 106
Location: Collecting $eV
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Posted: Fri, 09 Jan 2009, 2:42pm Post subject:
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Flush
Joined: 24 Sep 2006
Posts: 492
WPP: 41
Location: Huddersfield, England
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Posted: Fri, 09 Jan 2009, 4:13pm Post subject:
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Radmin
Joined: 04 Dec 2003
Posts: 5241
WPP: 91
Location: facebook.com/xianti
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Posted: Fri, 09 Jan 2009, 4:22pm Post subject:
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Straight Flush
Joined: 05 Jul 2006
Posts: 7006
WPP: 71
Location: Pwnsylvania
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wow I voted 1 spade and it's still has a 5-spade ratings
epic stuff |
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Posted: Wed, 14 Jan 2009, 6:22pm Post subject: werewolf
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High Card
Joined: 14 Jan 2009
Posts: 12
WPP: 79
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u guys crack me up
1 of u wants 4virgins an hour for teaching
i would just want 4virgins in my whole live
well maybe more
in fact more than 4 would be better |
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Posted: Thu, 15 Jan 2009, 12:51am Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 777
WPP: 103
Location: mashing buttons
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AoTY
kingnat rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Posted: Sat, 31 Jan 2009, 12:07pm Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 13 Dec 2007
Posts: 651
WPP: 134
Location: Leaf Nation
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Posted: Sat, 31 Jan 2009, 1:49pm Post subject:
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Straight Flush
Joined: 02 May 2006
Posts: 4139
WPP: 63
Location: slow motion
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Posted: Fri, 13 Feb 2009, 2:29am Post subject:
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Full House
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 777
WPP: 103
Location: mashing buttons
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| i could def use some coaching |
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Posted: Wed, 22 Apr 2009, 1:38pm Post subject:
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Straight
Joined: 05 Aug 2008
Posts: 139
WPP: 204
Location: Going to church makes you a Christian about as much as standing in the garage makes you a car.
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| flomo wrote: | | i could def use some coaching |
me too.... |
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