thread about totally living and people just trying to live

Ive got a ton of crazy stuff happening right now.

-Bought a new house 3bed/2bath/2 car
-Got random job working for a rich guy doing basically nothing (investor relations is my job title) and getting 100k a year to do it and a company benz. To put it in perscective, my first assignment is to get this dr. guy board chairman into a wsop event, lol how hard is that. he gave me a WEEK to do this, haha.
-coffee shop opened and is above water without any really attempt to advertise.
-in process of selling family biz (hopefully) due to getting a front page spread in local ft. worth newspaper.
-bought a bass boat with my brother, its fun!
-have very little liquid cash, almost cash busto due to investments/purchases........
-saved the best for last...............

sunday night i got into a 3 way with 3 hot drunk chicks.......ship it!!!!!!

whered u buy ur house?

ex visited friday-wed.

had memorial day bbq/keg.

girl I have been screwin was there.

ex was there.

during bbq ex goes to my room cuz shes not feeling well.

ex reads texts.

hilarity/drama ensues.

me and ex leave cuz its all awkward and go see 28 weeks later.

as proven in grindhouse, helicopters rotors + zombies = awesomeness.

we go to some bars, then return.

party is still going, but dying down, second keg is almost cashed.

girl Ive been screwing is passed out on the couch right as we walk in.

I am unsure if she just happened to pass out, or if she was hoping that she caused a big fight and that I would come home alone.

still awkward, back to the bars.

come back one last time, coast is clear, make up sex is amazing.

can i come over trik?

high five trikflow

boost you are crazy yo

hi gabe

trik that is SO sick that you got that job. im jealous. cant wait to network with him and maybe land myself something like that down the road.

when somebody says hi you should say hi back to them but I guess you're just a fucking poopyhead

hey everyone minus george

prob not right thread, but i lol'd

http://www.400monkeys.com/God/

While ex was here I went out drinking with her and her freind. Her friend wanted to meet some guy at this bougie(sp?) ass bar/club downtown. Had to waer dress shoes and shit. We catch a cab there and I pay for it because Im a gentleman and stuff. They are asking for a 20$ cover, and Im like ok w/e. I didnt even have much cash on me and turns out my ex only had like 10$ (lol wtf rich jewish girl?) But I had already gave the money man the money, and ex's friend has already paid and stumbled into the club never to be seen again (that night.) I go out to atm with ex, get money but then Im like "yo.. this club is lame, there are much more fun spots and everyone here is a douche.." So we are deciding if we wanna stay and trying to call her friend, no luck. I go to talk to the money man cuz I remembered that I gave him 20$ already. Hes like, "no you didnt, the one girl gave me money, you guys had to go to the atm." I tell him, "Im not that drunk, come on man, dont pull that shit." This continues for a while, he obv wont budge. I dont really care about the 20$, but I dont wanna be at this club, and even if I wanna just go in to get her drunk friend he wont let me without giving him 20$ more. Fuck that. I go outside and tell ex whats up, she obv has to be dumb and starts yelling at the bouncer. To be fair she was just trying to help me out cuz they screwed me, but nothing good can come on this.

The door manager or whatever comes over and says, "20$? just go get more money from your daddy!" lol wtf? So I say some dumb shit about him going and fucking his dad or some shit and he pulls the, "my dads dead poopyhead!" LOL, but you just... nm... So I tell him, "I dont give a fuck, Ill piss on his grave." He comes and tries to put his hands on my and I just kinda deflect him to the side and he looks silly then yells for us to justt get the fuck outta there. Whatever, we hail a cab, Im small I dont want to fight boucners. Then as we are getting in he is like "yah thats right,get the fuck outta here pussy!" Wtf... Im getting in a cab... why would you .. gah. As I said I wasnt drunk, but I did have maybe 4 or 5 beers. So I start mouthing off to him again, call him a spikey haired guido and a bitch for saying some shit as I get in the cab. He comes at me, as I said Im small. I calmly walk over to the broaken off slab of concrete pick it up and say something along the lines of "I dare you, bitch." He quickly stops in his trakcs "WOAH!" and starts back peddling too fast and trips over himself lol. His own bouncers didnt do shit. I laughed and hopped in the cab.

p.s. I gotta get better at handling situations like this. This is shit that I would do when I was younger... I make decent money, Im gonna go to school, and if I get caught for some crazy assault charge Ill go to real jail. I guess I just let people get under my skin way too much?

man.. I didnt reread it after I wrote it, but I just glanced now and its way too much text. Stories not that great, sorry if you feel like I wasted 5 minutes of your life.

No worries, tl:dr.

What's up with spelling error in title? I gotta go with rijja on this one, new title plz. Preferably shorter so we can reference it easily.

It's 4.21AM, I'm lying in my bed drinking beer all by myself. End of story.

hey gabe random shit; i remeber when i first saw u on ftr; i thought u were a girl (mousey sumthing avatrar) and changelled rilla to 3/6 HU match and i thought u were a fish (from first impressions obv) that is all

any1 else remeber when ftr was like blue and white or did that not happen. yes i am preeeety waswted

cliffnotes:

stupid downtown club stole my money

lost ex's drunk friend

argued with bouncers

threatened bouncer with slab of concrete

bouncer back peddles too fast and trips over himself

epilogue:

we go to other less "high class" bars and have a ton of fun.

{Removed a couple shipits because it makes my screen scroll and i hate that. Euph}

changed title, but its not final since this needs to be discussed

just saw 28 weeks later. good movie if you can stomach the gore.

do any of u other ballers tip ridic amounts? like 50% is standard, I went to dinner tonight and the bill was like 20.62 and I obv tip 19.38 to make it an even 40 and my friend she's like, wtf y do u tip so much? And im like i like to give back to the community but that doesn't make much sense

i came close !

and on pace to this year

hand grenades

frag grenades too, not the stick grenades though

i ordered a shot once with price tag of $200, but bartender seemed to like me so he cut it down to 125, so i tipped him 75 since thats what i was expecting to pay.

i was also 19 at the time and i woulg guess if i was black like most ppl this place serves i would not have gotten discount

balla

the game is right, andrew jackson looks high as fuck on the twenty

ballin

gabe i owe you one of these:

Pffft, newcastle is the beer hobos brown bag.

this thread is pretty cool !

*Last edited by swiggidy on Fri, 01 Jun 2007, 11:48am; edited 1 time in total*

I was entertained boost {wow, this shit is growing fast. I didn't see the 2nd page so this was in reference to the long story on the previous page}

gabe, the new title sucks

cant please everyone, but instead of "lukie's thread" we at least all know to refer to it as the "ballin thread"

seriously tho swig whats wrong with frisbee

Testicle

that is all

Oh, and this video clip

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FijESBMAnuc

the shot gabe had was louis the XIII

the empty bottle is worth something crazy like 700$ cuz its elaborate cut crystal.

Random High Voltage Videos- I'm an Electrician so its cool

http://www.glumbert.com/media/highpower

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqRkEMfEtTo&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fprofile%2Emyspace%2Ecom%2Findex%2Ecfm%3Ffuseaction%3Duser%2Eviewprofile%26friendID%3D32598135

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